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A CIO's Guide to Working with IT Vendors

A CIO's Guide to Working with IT Vendors

In my last position I received so many phone calls on a daily basis from vendors that I actually changed my voicemail to say 鈥淗i! You鈥檝e reached Kevin Pashuk. If this is an unsolicited call from a vendor, please don鈥檛 expect a return call.鈥滻...

Kevin Pashuk

Kevin Pashuk

OK... no tech speak. All you have to do as a vendor is solve my problems (without having to ask me what they are) :) The difference between those who can and the newbies, is that those who become partners already know my sector. A quick google search would answer many of their questions. Oh, I didn't know it was a faucet... I thought it was a thingamajingy that clips on the whoosie-whasit with a flux capacitor. Most CIOs major in obfuscation (which is a topic on another one of my posts). Thanks for the chuckle Nicole Chardenet

30/4/2016
Nicole Chardenet

Nicole Chardenet

We'll agree to outlaw marketingspeak if you agree to outlaw overly-obfuscating tech jargon. You don't sell a leading-edge hyper-designed temperature-variable aqua pura delivery system. You sell kitchen faucets, okay? :)

29/4/2016

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