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A place to chill, have fun, and enjoy a touch of comedic relief. All welcome.
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  1. ProducerKen Boddie

    Ken Boddie

    03/11/2017
    Feeling Flush?
    Feeling Flush?OK now let's talk crap! You know, the s__t word, and it isn't slit, spit, smit or skit.At least once a day, most of us (the lucky majority who are not afflicted with irregular 'movements') take time out from, or prior to, our busy day, to visit the...
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    Javier 🐝 beBee
    04/11/2017 #7 Javier 🐝 beBee
    I love it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Ken Boddie
    03/11/2017 #6 Ken Boddie
    #3 Glad I could help you work things out, @Ian Weinberg. 🤣
    Ken Boddie
    03/11/2017 #5 Ken Boddie
    #2 @Gert Scholtz.
    Many thanks to you,
    For your poem on the loo,
    May your visits to the dunny,
    Turn out well and not too runny.
    Ken Boddie
    03/11/2017 #4 Ken Boddie
    #1 Thanks, Pak Paul, but I’d rather be a knight, because .....
    “Once a king, always a king,
    Once a knight, fair enough. “.
    🤣
    Ian Weinberg
    03/11/2017 #3 Ian Weinberg
    I'm reading your hilarious missive @Ken Boddie while sitting in a kakhuis in Africa. And indeed it has performed superbly. Thanks for the inspiration.
    Gert Scholtz
    03/11/2017 #2 Gert Scholtz
    @Ken Boddie Who would have thought, that there is such history on a dunny, only Ken Boddie, can entertain so funny. We spoke of number one or number two, this post delves back in history, to the origin of the loo. Thanks for a good one Ken!
    Paul Walters
    03/11/2017 #1 Paul Walters
    @Ken Boddie The alliteration king. You deserve a throne of your own!!!
  2. ProducerSusan 🐝 Rooks, the Grammar Goddess
    Are YOU Free this Friday Funday?
    Are YOU Free this Friday Funday?Don't you love how words have different meanings, depending on context? Of course, it makes learning any language that much more difficult, but for native speakers, it gives us a chuckle to see how some words can be misunderstood, either...
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    John Rylance
    03/11/2017 #1 John Rylance
    The man outside the shop is displaying Turban Sikh in blue.
  3. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    28/09/2017
    Joyce Redlon
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  4. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    31/08/2017
    Finding some humor during this time of crisis in Houston is hard. This moment was an unexpected one I'm sure. Joyce Redlon
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  5. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    26/08/2017
    Joyce Redlon
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  6. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    25/08/2017
    Too funny! Joyce Redlon
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  7. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    21/08/2017
    Nutty Professor 1963, Original version- Best scenes (part 1)
    Nutty Professor 1963, Original version- Best scenes (part 1) Hillarious scenes of the original verison of the Nutty Professor from 1963, with Jerry...
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  8. Pamela 🐝 Williams
    One of my favorites: Rocky=A-Bye Baby
    Jerry Lewis - Rock a Bye Baby
    Jerry Lewis - Rock a Bye Baby Jerry Lewis - Rock a Bye...
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  9. Pamela 🐝 Williams
    Remembering the greatest slap-stick comedian of all time. A huge part of my childhood was laughing until in tears at the antics of Jerry Lewis. RIP Jerry, and to steal a line from Bob Hope; thanks for the memories

    Clips from the original: The Nutty Professor
    Nutty Professor 1963, Original version- Best scenes (part 2)
    Nutty Professor 1963, Original version- Best scenes (part 2) Kelp trying bodybuilding. Featuring Richard Jaws-Kiel, in one of his earliest film...
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  10. ProducerGreg Schwem

    Greg Schwem

    19/07/2017
    I Will Write Donald Trump Jr's New LinkedIn Profile
    I Will Write Donald Trump Jr's New LinkedIn ProfileDonald Trump Jr. may soon need a new job.Actually, including “new” in that sentence may be erroneous or, “fake news,” as his dad is fond of saying. You see, I’m not sure what our president’s namesake currently does for a living. I do know he poses...
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    Nicole Chardenet
    20/07/2017 #1 Nicole Chardenet
    Hey, I'll recommend him for a jail cell if he needs it :)
  11. ProducerGert Scholtz

    Gert Scholtz

    15/07/2017
    Good Humor
    Good Humor A humorous post lights up my day. It shifts my outlook on the world and on that which happens to us all. A funny post relaxes, makes us smile, gets us to breathe a bit more, and yes, most probably makes us happier. Dale Carnegie said: “People...
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    Ken Boddie
    29/10/2017 #39 Ken Boddie
    Good to see this popping up again, Gert. On the subject of humour, I was just telling my wife how my dad jokes are like red wine. They get better with age. Hope this gets to you all right. She’s locked me in the cellar. ☹️
    Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador
    28/10/2017 #38 Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador
    Fun post, @Gert Scholtz. You made an excellent of bees that make us chuckle.
    Mohammed A. Jawad
    28/10/2017 #37 Mohammed A. Jawad
    All are cheery bees that enliven beBee with their humorous humming!
    Lada 🏡 Prkic
    28/10/2017 #36 Lada 🏡 Prkic
    Good post, Gert. I will just add a quote I read recently, "You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing." We all need more laughter.
    Joyce 🐝 Bowen   Brand Ambassador @ beBee
    28/10/2017 #35 Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
    I laughed heartily at @Robert Cormack's https://www.bebee.com/producer/@robert-cormack/delivering-the-first-sexbot-to-the-white-house
    Lupita 🐝 Reyes
    28/10/2017 #34 Lupita 🐝 Reyes
    Excellent @Gert Scholtz!! I love people who make me laugh!
    Robert Cormack
    28/10/2017 #33 Robert Cormack
    Good piece, @Gert Scholtz. There's very little that doesn't make me laugh, whether it's sociological, pathological or presidential. Fortunately, we're here, able to laugh, and sometimes able to put it into funny prose. Nice list of writers here, all capable of putting humour where it belongs (until one of us gets arrested or sued). Until then, we can enjoy each other's fine words arranged in humorous and satirical fashion, and hopefully that makes everyone's day a little bit brighter (although Paul living in Bali really doesn't need any more brightness than he has already). Thanks for the post, Gert. Always enjoy your stuff.
    Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris
    28/10/2017 #32 Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris
    Surely you must be joking! :-) JK, I loved this post! Surprised you didn't include me in the list though of the humorous bees. I guess my honey is just too serious, even though I never take myself too seriously when I produce it :-)
    🐝 Fatima G. Williams
    19/07/2017 #31 🐝 Fatima G. Williams
    I agree They make all me smile, And they humor me good. The comedy central hive on beBee is the best there is for a quick laugh :)
    Shelley Brown
    17/07/2017 #30 Shelley Brown
    @Gert Scholtz I am only through a few and so thankful for you post for starting my Monday with a laugh! Not always easy.
    VDS Brink
    17/07/2017 #29 VDS Brink
    Lovely Gert! Humour is music for the soul. I wrote on it for Toastmasters. It is the most difficult form of public speaking as humour is not a joke, it is looking innovatively at the oddities of life, more here: http://vdsarticles.blogspot.co.za/2011/09/art-of-humor.html
    Shelley Brown
    17/07/2017 #28 Shelley Brown
    #25 @Renée 🐝 Cormier and @Gert Scholtz I am humbled and thrilled with a huge smile on my face. You are both 2 of my faves as well as @Paul Walters and @Jim Murray Immense appreciation from your gracious sentiments. I still have to catch up on the other and I will.
    Gert Scholtz
    16/07/2017 #27 Gert Scholtz
    @Shelley Brown Thank you Shelley. I read your posts with eager - whether serious or humorous. Hope you enjoyed some of the others listed.. @Renée 🐝 Cormier Fully agree with you - Paul has a mesmerizing way with words. Thanks for sharing Renee.
    Renée  🐝 Cormier
    16/07/2017 #25 Renée 🐝 Cormier
    All great reads. @Shelley Brown is a definite favourite of mine and of course @Paul Walters, no matter what he writes, because it is just so beautiful.
    Shelley Brown
    16/07/2017 #24 Shelley Brown
    @Gert Scholtz! Wow so exciting to be included with this amazing group of writers I'm honored. I can't wait to get a good laugh reading the other stories you've listed here. I agree, a humorous story can provide relief from a great laugh, change negative energy and certainly change my entire outlook! Cheers!!!!
    Randall Burns
    16/07/2017 #23 Randall Burns
    #21 Thank You @Gert Scholtz While I thoroughly enjoyed the post I didn't leave a comment as I'm not that familiar with the game. I worked with an English chef, (BIG Guy), in Toronto in the 80's who was a nut about rugby, played every weekend, and talked me into going to play with him. I said I would go and watch first, and take pictures. LOL, after watching I realized that I would probably never play as my sense of self preservation was too strong, but I used to go regularly with him to take photos. I have some friggin hilarious shots that personify your humorous dialogue here. I participate in more than enough other sports and physical activity to keep me in shape. :-) It is a great game though...
    Gert Scholtz
    16/07/2017 #22 Gert Scholtz
    #16 @Gerald Hecht Your comment is exactly the quixotic which I enjoy so much. Thanks for another mind-bender Gerald. Should you and @CityVP 🐝 Manjit check in at the same place - I will be there to record the exchanges!
    Gert Scholtz
    16/07/2017 #21 Gert Scholtz
    #13 @Randall Burns Nice of you to stop by and see that you enjoyed the Rugby post from Dean and myself. Looking forward to your next super poem!
    Gert Scholtz
    16/07/2017 #20 Gert Scholtz
    #15 @Flavio 🇯🇵 Souza 🐝 Thanks Flavio - hope you enjoyed some of the posts. I enjoy your pictures posts very much.
    Gert Scholtz
    16/07/2017 #19 Gert Scholtz
    #14 @Jim Able Very happy to see that Jim Able is still around and pointing his rapier!
  12. ProducerRoyce Shook

    Royce Shook

    24/06/2017
    Pondering idle thoughts: Bad decisions make good stories.
    Pondering idle thoughts: Bad decisions make good stories.More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment...
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    Pamela 🐝 Williams
    25/06/2017 #10 Pamela 🐝 Williams
    #9 Well Royce you're just a cyclist snob then! :-) There was a few of your points that had me laughing out loud, because I so related to them. Very amusing, keep them coming
    Royce Shook
    25/06/2017 #9 Royce Shook
    #8 Pamela, I ride my bike as well, and when I do, I still dislike other cyclists :-)
    Pamela 🐝 Williams
    25/06/2017 #8 Pamela 🐝 Williams
    I can see only one point I might disagree with: the cyclist one. I live in a huge cycling area and I have to say that most are very considerate of cars on the road. It helps that the city and county have created bike lanes all around the city and the cyclist usually 'stay in their lane'. Wish I could teach some car drivers that skill as they text and talk on their phone while easing over into my lane. I once yelled out the window: "I need a new car, just keep coming my way and you're paying for it!"
    Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador
    24/06/2017 #7 Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador
    This post made my day! Thank you for the chuckles.
    Barbara Henslee
    24/06/2017 #6 Barbara Henslee
    How long have you been IN MY HEAD?! LOL (genuinely laughing out loud). I have had about 90% of these same thoughts. Not wanting to be the one holding the remote control in a room full of people would be an exception. I think I might be a bit of a control freak. This buzz is seriously hilarious. My face is sore from smiling so big and I now need a neck massage from nodding so much! Ha! Thanks for the giggles!
    Gert Scholtz
    24/06/2017 #5 Gert Scholtz
    @Royce Shook A delightful compendium of original and quirky thoughts! Nice read for the weekend - thanks Royce.
    Joyce 🐝 Bowen   Brand Ambassador @ beBee
    24/06/2017 #3 Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
    "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong." I disagree--suckier when you actually have to say, "I'm sorry. I am wrong."
    Puneet Srivastava
    24/06/2017 #2 Puneet Srivastava
    Lovely :)
    Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    24/06/2017 #1 Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    LOL and Hahaha Royce...precious insights. Wonderful effort Sir! :) Am sure each one of us could relate to every single one of these distillations of experience.
  13. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    10/06/2017
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    Barbara Henslee
    22/06/2017 #1 Barbara Henslee
    I'm here, I'm here! Your soulmate is here! It took me a while to get through that dumb door. I thought it was locked, so I stood there waiting until this 5 year old kid walked up and pulled open the door for me. Oh, now I see how it works. Then, I had to go through that revolving door thingy. I must have gotten confused because I found myself back at that dumb door again. I knew better this time, and tried to pull open that door (fool me once as they say). I think that kid locked it, the little bugger.
  14. ProducerRobert Cormack

    Robert Cormack

    05/06/2017
    Dating Advice: Stop With the Bikini Shots, Guys (It Looks Pretty Weenie).
    Dating Advice: Stop With the Bikini Shots, Guys (It Looks Pretty Weenie).“If I could, baby, I’d give you my world, how can I when you won’t take it from me?” Lindsey Buckingham, Fleetwood MacI’m not suggesting you’re a weenie for having a bikini picture. I’m saying you’re a weenie for posting it on a dating profile. Very...
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    Robert Cormack
    06/06/2017 #14 Robert Cormack
    I've got them handy, @Renée 🐝 Cormier#13
    Renée  🐝 Cormier
    06/06/2017 #13 Renée 🐝 Cormier
    #11 With the jumper cables, of course. :)
    Robert Cormack
    06/06/2017 #12 Robert Cormack
    #9 Can't trust a shutterbug once you've given the first okay, @Pedro Casanova.
    Robert Cormack
    06/06/2017 #11 Robert Cormack
    I'd stand in front of my car but it's a 2000 Acura, @Renée 🐝 Cormier, and won't turn anybody on except another 2000 Acura.#8
    Pedro 🐝 Casanova
    06/06/2017 #9 Pedro 🐝 Casanova
    Shiiiit.....she told me that pic was for her personal files....she promise me the it will never see the light...
    Renée  🐝 Cormier
    06/06/2017 #8 Renée 🐝 Cormier
    LOL. I have to say, I think guys that post pics of themselves without a shirt on are absolutely barfy (even if they look hot). Another turn-off is men posing in front of their high end vehicles, yachts, etc. Nothing says insecure and shallow like wealth and body flaunting.
    Cyndi wilkins
    06/06/2017 #7 Cyndi wilkins
    Oh dear God!!! Is that really Lindsey Buckingham?!?!?! Oyyyy...I suddenly feel very old;-(
    Javier 🐝 beBee
    05/06/2017 #6 Javier 🐝 beBee
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Louise Smith
    05/06/2017 #5 Louise Smith
    #4 I love that " Mirror decisions are usually wrong" !!!
    Robert Cormack
    05/06/2017 #4 Robert Cormack
    Some decisions are better than others. Mirror decisions are usually wrong, Thanks @Harvey Lloyd#2
    Robert Cormack
    05/06/2017 #3 Robert Cormack
    Thanks, @Louise Smith#1
    Harvey Lloyd
    05/06/2017 #2 Harvey Lloyd
    I am living vicariously through your dating exploits. Thank heavens i have a wonderful wife. But you sure do display the reality of what's out there and happening. Great post and insight to online dating. The thing is you know the guy in the picture saw himself in the mirror and he made an active decision, somehow, this is OK.
    Louise Smith
    05/06/2017 #1 Louise Smith
    Touche
  15. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    05/06/2017
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  16. ProducerGert Scholtz

    Gert Scholtz

    02/06/2017
    Washington Post Humor
    Washington Post Humor The Washington Post held a contest years ago in which readers composed and sent in their worst analogies. Of the many entries received, about fifty made the shortlist for the prize of the worst analogy. Below are some of the final selection of wry,...
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    Gert Scholtz
    04/06/2017 #39 Gert Scholtz
    @John White, MBA Thank you for the recommendation John. I appreciate your stopping by.
    John White, MBA
    04/06/2017 #38 John White, MBA
    Hi, Gert! I recommend you tweet this to "buzz @beBee." With well over 20 relevants and 5 comments your post qualifies for promotion on social media.
    Gert Scholtz
    04/06/2017 #37 Gert Scholtz
    @Phil Friedman Thanks for commenting Phil. Something amusing for the weekend - glad you found it so.
    Gert Scholtz
    04/06/2017 #34 Gert Scholtz
    @Bill Stankiewicz, 🐝 Brand Ambassador Glad you found it entertaining Bill and thank you for sharing.
    Gert Scholtz
    04/06/2017 #33 Gert Scholtz
    @Ken Boddie Thanks again Ken, for the delightful reply, until next time you pen, a limerick bulls-eye.
    Phil Friedman
    04/06/2017 #32 Phil Friedman
    Thanks, Gert, for the laughs. Cheers!
    Phil Friedman
    04/06/2017 #31 Phil Friedman
    Thanks, Gert, for the laughs. Cheers!
    Bill Stankiewicz, 🐝 Brand Ambassador
    04/06/2017 #30 Bill Stankiewicz, 🐝 Brand Ambassador
    Gert, you need an award for your post here. So funny, dog lovers will like this one: The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
    Jerry Fletcher
    03/06/2017 #29 Jerry Fletcher
    Delightful, Gert.
    Ken Boddie
    03/06/2017 #28 Ken Boddie
    #24 And so, Gert, it appears that .....
    Each analogy's a tragedy,
    And bears no similarity,
    Whilst criticism of neologism,
    Will wear no popularity,
    Then, dearie me, just who are we,
    To disagree or to agree?
    It seems to me, quite obviously,
    To circumvent profanity,
    We can't persist and must desist,
    So we'll maintain our sanity. 😩
    Gert Scholtz
    03/06/2017 #24 Gert Scholtz
    @Ken Boddie If we agree to agree, it may not be right, if we disagree to disagree, it may be a pun, so let’s agree to disagree in our plight, or disagree to agree and have some fun. :)
    Gert Scholtz
    03/06/2017 #23 Gert Scholtz
    @Faith West @Lance 🐝 Smith Glad this gave you a chuckle - thanks for stopping by on this post of the Washington Post.
    Ken Boddie
    03/06/2017 #22 Ken Boddie
    Gert, I couldn't agree more with you that these analogies are the worst, with some of them being particularly dragged out for no apparent reason ..... unless, of course, you were to suggest that they aren't the worst, in which case I wouldn't agree with you, but, in order to avoid propagating a needless and somewhat pointless argument, I'd probably suggest that we agree to disagree ..... but only if we were actually to disagree, and since we don't appear to disagree then let's just leave it at that .... unless, of course, you have anything else to add, or to substantiate that we are actually in agreement? 🤔
    Faith West
    03/06/2017 #21 Faith West
    This was a good laugh ... loved the last one, "A day without sunshine is like... you know... night." - Steve Martin. Thanks @Gert Scholtz
    Lance 🐝 Smith
    03/06/2017 #20 Lance 🐝 Smith
    This was so funn! Thank you for sharing!!!
    Paul Walters
    03/06/2017 #19 Paul Walters
    @Gert Scholtz journalism and poor writing is alive and well
    CityVP 🐝 Manjit
    03/06/2017 #18 CityVP 🐝 Manjit
    It is amazingly hard to come up with that stuff if we tried. This is thumbs up to the worst of improvisation also. Cool buzz !!!
  17. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    04/06/2017
    Love this!
    A Vegetarian's Nightmare or A Dissertation on Plants Rights
    A Vegetarian's Nightmare or A Dissertation on Plants Rights Nobody does cowboy poetry like Baxter Black...wait...does anyone else do cowboy poetry but Baxter Black? This is hilarious! :) Black, Baxter, perf. 1987....
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  18. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    28/05/2017
    Remember to get spouse consent! Joyce Redlon
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    Brian McKenzie
    28/05/2017 #3 Brian McKenzie
    Poor Steve - when you get your balls back after the divorce - you will wish you had kept the bike.
    I saw it every single season in the biz. A new crop of divorced men looking for their "old" bike youth redux. You can nearly set your watch to it.
    Pedro 🐝 Casanova
    28/05/2017 #2 Pedro 🐝 Casanova
    Rule #1 Never do anything right after your wife gives you the " GO AHEAD " They usually change their mind.( j/k )
  19. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    20/05/2017
    Too funny!
    Trolling My Family- Sling Blade Style
    Trolling My Family- Sling Blade Style For any licensing requests please contact...
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    Joyce Redlon

    16/05/2017
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    Brian McKenzie
    16/05/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    The turned the old farm I grew up on into a minimal security correctional facility....fitting.
  21. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    03/05/2017
    Can't help it. This is funny to me.
    When you pull over the wrong car
    When you pull over the wrong car
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  22. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    29/04/2017
    Joan Rivers interviews Lily Tomlin as Ernestine
    Joan Rivers interviews Lily Tomlin as Ernestine Joan Rivers guest host on the Tonight Show in 1984 with Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the Telephone...
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  23. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    29/04/2017
    Hilarious that it's so true!
    Hilarious Lily Tomlin: "Mr. Veedul, this is the Phone Company calling!" (snort! snort!)
    Hilarious Lily Tomlin: "Mr. Veedul, this is the Phone Company calling!" (snort! snort!) Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the phone operator - a blast from the past! "Mr. Veedul, how, in all humble servitude , may I be of assistance to you? (snort,...
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  24. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    29/04/2017
    Miss the good comedians of those SNL days!
    An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin
    An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin Comedy legend Lily Tomlin takes audiences on a sidesplitting trip with more than a dozen of her timeless characters including Mrs. Beasley, Edith Ann and...
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  25. José Ramón 🐝 López
    José Ramón 🐝 López
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    Irene 🐝 Rodriguez Escolar
    27/04/2017 #6 Irene 🐝 Rodriguez Escolar
    #1 ayayay.
    No sé quién iba a sentír más pudor en esa situación 😁.
    Aleen 🐝 Zakka
    27/04/2017 #5 Aleen 🐝 Zakka
    cute!
    Antonio Riobó Conde
    26/04/2017 #3 Antonio Riobó Conde
    Ja ja ja ja.
    Javier 🐝 beBee
    25/04/2017 #2 Javier 🐝 beBee
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    David 🐝 Martín Alonso
    25/04/2017 #1 David 🐝 Martín Alonso
    Tengo un amigo que hace estás cosas, después de sugerírselas yo
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