- Jimi Hendrix "Wild Thing" 1967-05-11 Jimi Hendrix Experience -"Wild Thing" 1967-05-11 Théatre d'Issy les Moulineaux,...
- Enjoy you can work it off latterimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f cking potatoes!"
Painted by Duffy sheridon.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- MacDougal Alley and West Eighth Street, Greenwich Village, NYC, 1942 -
Painting by Alfred S. Miraimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Just when you think you have it bad, look around youimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Beeee Happy have a bless dayimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Rib eye for lunchmedia.licdn.com
- Husband Wanted
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Painting by John F .image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Billy's Words of Laughter
Live, Love & Smile
A Preacher's Sermon
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said:
"It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."
- And a free thinker without worrying about what others thinks....true beautyimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Have a great dayimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Be Happy!image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- BILLY'S Words of Wisdom
“Love is not patronizing and charity isn't about pity, it is about love. Charity and love are the same -- with charity you give love, so don't just give money but reach out your hand instead.”
― Mother Teresaimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Who will winimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
Comments18/09/2017 #2 Aaron 🐝 SkogenSorry but is that even a question @William 🐝 Rakow? :-)
The GTO, by a solid 1.3 seconds in the 0-60, and a solid 7 tenths of a second in the quarter mile. The mustangs 390ci/325hp,was no match for the GTO's 400 ci, 360 hp, then add the ram air option, and it was even further behind. . .
And as a lover of old ford trucks, it pains me to admit the GM was far superior to the ford in this case!
- Sending Love and blessings
Enjoy your wonderful Mondayimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Au fond de chaque cœur sommeille un rêve, et le couturier le sait: chaque femme est une princesse.
Belle soirée à tous
- In Morocco, kaftans are worn by women. The word kaftan in Morocco is commonly used for one piece dress. However, there are typical versions of Moroccan kaftans called Takchita (2 piece-dress and a large belt). Kaftans can be worn on both casual and extremely formal occasions, depending on the materials used.
The first mention of the kaftan in Morocco appeared in the 13th century, although the kaftan had been worn across the Middle East and Persia long before this time. It was during the reign of the Abbassides that the garment made its way to Andalusia in the ninth century, the Western Islamic region that was eventually ruled by the Moroccan Berber Almohad dynasty. Following the Spanish Inquisition, resulting in the forced conversion to Christianity or expulsion of Muslims and Jews from Andalusia, many residents fled to nearby Morocco, bringing their traditional attire with them. And the materials required–silk thread and fine fabrics—were produced to create the rich textiles.
More recently, many Moroccan fashion designers has succeeded in promoting internationally the Moroccan Kaftan. A Moroccan fashion haut-couture show is once held in the year in Marrakech.media.licdn.com
- Did YOU know that YOU have infinite possibilities✨!? Did you know that YOU can do ANYTHING that you ever DREAMED of doing? All you need to do is to get your THOUGHTS, FEELINGS and EMOTIONS linked into LOVE and ABUNDANCE and then the UNIVERSE will respond like a MAGIC GENIE in a BOTTLE !
Everything begins with the emotions FEAR or LOVE ❤️! If you want to make your DREAMS COME TRUE move out of your head and move into your heart by simply feeling LOVE ❤️ instead of FEAR! Yes it's TRUE! What could be easier friends? All you have to do is feel LOVE ❤️ and you can create anything your heart desires and we can all start creating HEAVEN on EARTH in 2018🌏 !image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Always admire her wit and wisdom. Shes smart as a whip. Far cry from safe space critters and fake politicians.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 18/09/2017¡Me gusta cuando una marca de Alta Costura trabaja con modelos con tallas reales de mujer! ¿Que os parece? ¿Es bella verdad?
I like it when a Haute Couture brand works with models with real sizes of women! What do you think? It's beautiful, right?
Alessandra Garcia Lorido and her new #DGWelcomeBag shot in Palermo by Luca and Alessandro Morelli for Dolce&Gabbana FW18 Advertising Campaign
- A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs,
"Not anymore! ... He is!"media.licdn.com
- Billy's Words of Laughter
Live, Love & smile
Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immedeatly falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him.
The next morning, Patty's wife says, "Patty, you son of a bitch! You were at the bar last night drinking again!"
Patty was confused. "How did you find out?"
"The bar called. You left your wheelchair there."media.licdn.com
- Tami Williams walking for ERDEM LONDON SS18 runway at London Fashion Weekimage-store.slidesharecdn.com