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  1. Timothy Wall

    Timothy Wall

    27/04/2017
    Flin Flon SPCA is having an online auction to raise funds for our furry friends. Check out some of the cool items!

    I donated "PowerPlay" painting in support. Bidding starts tomorrow.
    Timothy Wall
    Flin Flon, Creighton and Area SPCA Online Auction : Items Up For Bid
    ffspca2017.eflea.ca Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada : Auction runs from Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:00 PM until Sun May 28, 2017 12:00 PM. Thank you so much for supporting the Flin Flon / Creighton and Area SPCA. The funds raised during this online auction will be used to continue...
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  2. Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
    Dando ideas.

    Giving ideas.

    :)
    Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
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    Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
    25/04/2017 #2 Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
    #1 Will be VERY funny, indeed!!
    CityVP 馃悵 Manjit
    25/04/2017 #1 CityVP 馃悵 Manjit
    Especially if Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas sits on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d2LAs-WL_4
  3. Miguel 馃悵 L贸pez Oliva
    Donald Trump playing accordion (joke)
    Life Accordion To Trump #2
    Life Accordion To Trump #2 Return to the soothing...
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  4. Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
    Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
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    Irene 馃悵 Rodriguez Escolar
    27/04/2017 #6 Irene 馃悵 Rodriguez Escolar
    #1 ayayay.
    No s茅 qui茅n iba a sent铆r m谩s pudor en esa situaci贸n 馃榿.
    Aleen 馃悵 Zakka
    27/04/2017 #5 Aleen 馃悵 Zakka
    cute!
    Antonio Riob贸 Conde
    26/04/2017 #3 Antonio Riob贸 Conde
    Ja ja ja ja.
    Javier 馃悵 beBee
    25/04/2017 #2 Javier 馃悵 beBee
    馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
    David Mart铆n Alonso
    25/04/2017 #1 David Mart铆n Alonso
    Tengo un amigo que hace est谩s cosas, despu茅s de suger铆rselas yo
  5. Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
    Jos茅 Ram贸n 馃悵 L贸pez
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    Roc铆o Contero
    26/04/2017 #5 Roc铆o Contero
    S煤per! Jaja
    Antonio Riob贸 Conde
    26/04/2017 #3 Antonio Riob贸 Conde
    Ja ja ja #2 tal cual.
    Nandita De
    25/04/2017 #1 Nandita De
    Cute馃憤
  6. Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher
    Taken from youtube: "With comedy, you not only laugh but you also gain understanding in a unique way. Comedy has a setup and then a punch line. The setup moves the audience in one direction-toward what is expected. The punch line occurs when you change direction and take the audience to the unexpected. This same process can be applied to life. Comedian Michael Jr. shows how to take your life's setups and then change direction in a way that brings fulfillment, revelation, and joy not only to you but also to those around you.

    Once in a generation, a comedian comes along who speaks to everyone. Today, that comedian is known simply as Michael Jr.

    Watch him onstage and you鈥檒l see a man at ease鈥ith himself, his audience, and his message. Listen to his voice and you鈥檒l detect a comfortable, conversational style that hides a sly sense of mischief. Hear his words and you鈥檒l laugh at the universal themes that connect us all."
    More than funny | Michael Jr. | TEDxUniversityofNevada
    More than funny | Michael Jr. | TEDxUniversityofNevada With comedy, you not only laugh but you also gain understanding in a unique way. Comedy has a setup and then a punch line. The setup moves the audience in...
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  7. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    23/04/2017
    The Richard Pryor Show - Reverend James L. White
    The Richard Pryor Show - Reverend James L. White Backstage: A religious woman (LaWanda Page) tells Pryor that he should have a preacher as a guest on his Special - Pryor in a sketch as the greedy TV...
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  8. Dominique Petersen
    In a funny mood . . . Dominique Petersen
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  9. George Touryliov
    #fridayfunny: Are your buyer personas saying more about your marketing team than your buyer? via @marketoonist and Marketo George Touryliov
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  10. Kevin Pashuk

    Kevin Pashuk

    20/04/2017
    A VERY CANADIAN story.

    The things we do in Canada to keep ourselves amused. Even the animals get in on the act.
    Canadian Ranch Moment - Beaver Leading Cattle
    Canadian Ranch Moment - Beaver Leading Cattle Watch a herd of 150 heifers being lead around a pasture by a beaver in the most Canadian moment ever on our ranch. To use this video in a commercial player...
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  11. Nicole Chardenet
    This is what happens when you run pop song lyrics through Google Translate - English to Hungarian and back. "I Can't Feel My Face" becomes "My Front Is Not Filmed" and Gloria Gaynor, recuperating from a relationship gone sour, vows "I Will Be Punctual"...
    Google Translate Songs with Anne Hathaway
    Google Translate Songs with Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway and Jimmy take turns singing songs, like P!nk and Nate Ruess' "Just Give Me a Reason," after running the lyrics through Google Translate....
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  12. Lance  馃悵 Scoular
    I changed all my passwords to 鈥渋ncorrect.鈥
    So whenever I forget my login details, it will tell me
    鈥淵our password is incorrect.鈥
    Lance  馃悵 Scoular
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    Fran 馃悵 Brizzolis
    20/04/2017 #5 Fran 馃悵 Brizzolis
    Funny password
    Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher
    20/04/2017 #4 Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher
    hahaha!!
    Lance  馃悵 Scoular
    20/04/2017 #3 Lance 馃悵 Scoular
    #1 Definitely
    Kiran S Kannolil
    20/04/2017 #2 Kiran S Kannolil
    LOL 馃槉
    Wayne Yoshida
    20/04/2017 #1 Wayne Yoshida
    LMAO. Well, that **is** better than "password" eh?
  13. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    19/04/2017
    O'Reilly Outraged At Getting Canned
    O'Reilly Outraged At Getting CannedFox News may have killed Bill O鈥橰eilly, but his gravesite will not be a no-spin zone.In an exclusive interview with The Lint Screen, the megastar opened up about his mistreatment by Fox. 鈥淚 made those people billions, billions of dollars over the...
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  14. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    17/04/2017
    United Airlines Offering Passenger Insurance
    United Airlines Offering Passenger InsuranceUnited Airlines has had its share of troubles recently, but the company today announced a proactive measure to 鈥済et some positive spin and shut the pieholes of crybabies,鈥 according to Max 鈥淏iggy鈥 Tempraw, a spokesman.The large man told The Lint...
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  15. ProducerGreg Schwem

    Greg Schwem

    14/04/2017
    Is It Morning TV News if Nobody Laughs?
    Is It Morning TV News if Nobody Laughs?WRITER鈥橲 NOTE: This column originally appeared via Tribune Content Agency.鈥淩ise and shine. This is the Morning News Zoo. I鈥檓 Barry O鈥橞rien.鈥濃淎nd I鈥檓 co-anchor Teri Sullivan.鈥濃淲e鈥檝e got Gerry in the weather center鈥︹濃淥ooh, today鈥檚 going to be hotter...
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  16. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    13/04/2017
    Trump Inauguration Crowd Declared 鈥淟argest In History鈥
    Trump Inauguration Crowd Declared 鈥淟argest In History鈥January 20, 2017, will go down in history as the date Donald J. Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America, and also 鈥渢he day more proud Americans assembled to witness a tremendous moment and new chapter in the glorious...
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    Jim Murray
    13/04/2017 #1 Jim Murray
    Very funny. Very sad. I laughed. I cried. It tossed my cookies and then hired an illegal immigrant to clean it up.
  17. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    10/04/2017
    Tide With Clean Coal Is Introduced
    Tide With Clean Coal Is IntroducedGet ready, America, to get your clothes clean 鈥 clean coal clean!Today, Tide, the nation鈥檚 most popular detergent brand, introduces a revolutionary formula that uses clean coal to do as the launch advertising campaign says and 鈥済et clothes clean...
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    Kevin Pashuk
    10/04/2017 #2 Kevin Pashuk
    Well done Patrick!
    Jim Murray
    10/04/2017 #1 Jim Murray
    Ha ha ha...You had me going there for a minute. Great clickbait is the sign of a good huckster.
  18. ProducerGert Scholtz

    Gert Scholtz

    07/04/2017
    Goldwynisms
    GoldwynismsSamuel Goldwyn, the film mogul, was known for his humorous statements using contradictory words and idioms.聽His phrases are often quoted, so much so that Goldwynism is a defined word in dictionaries. He was notorious for his misuse of language....
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    Lance  馃悵 Scoular
    09/04/2017 #33 Lance 馃悵 Scoular
    Excellent Gert

    Another batch for my #Quotes for Twitter and LinkedIn
    Gert Scholtz
    09/04/2017 #32 Gert Scholtz
    @Sara Jacobovici @Pascal Derrien @Ian Weinberg Sometimes a bit of levity brings a smile back into our lives. A last self-appropriate Goldwynism: "If I look confused it's because I'm thinking" Thanking you for your comments.
    Pascal Derrien
    09/04/2017 #31 Pascal Derrien
    ''Flashbacks are a thing of the past'' this is so 2016 indeed :-)
    Ian Weinberg
    08/04/2017 #30 Ian Weinberg
    Thanks for the generous contribution of mirth Oom @Gert Scholtz. Sorely needed in our part of the world right now. Dankie en sterkte!
    Sara Jacobovici
    08/04/2017 #29 Sara Jacobovici
    Great fun @Gert Scholtz, thank you. What added to the enjoyment was after reading your post, reading the comments!
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #28 Gert Scholtz
    #24 @馃悵 Fatima G. Williams Thanks Fatima. Glad you had a serious laugh and no less fun on this week goodend!
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #27 Gert Scholtz
    #25 Thanks for the comments John. I think your line is actually very true: "Quotes are really soundbites in disguise". Quotes do sound better when actually heard and when stated in context.
    John Rylance
    08/04/2017 #26 John Rylance
    Oops it should be "in disguise"
    Now you Cana quote me.
    John Rylance
    08/04/2017 #25 John Rylance
    When somebody said to Oscar Wilde " I wish I had said that " He replied "you will you will" How many of us haven't quoted not only Oscar but Sam and others. Some quotes are becoming a bit dog-eared.
    I think quotes are really sound bites I need disguise.
    Don't quote me on that if you are telling others what I've written.
    馃悵 Fatima G. Williams
    08/04/2017 #24 馃悵 Fatima G. Williams
    Have a week goodend! This was not less fun to read. Had a good laugh. Thanks @Gert Scholtz Together we all individually laughed 馃槀馃槀馃憤
    Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    08/04/2017 #23 Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    Well you know how it is Gert. I love flying information that hits me as funny;)
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #22 Gert Scholtz
    #5 @Susan 馃悵 Rooks Thanks very much Susan - I am glad your enjoyed the post. And here's a last one from Goldwyn for you: "If you can't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?" Have a good weekend!
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #21 Gert Scholtz
    @Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher @David B. Grinberg And here's another one for you: "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined". Thanks for reading and have a good weekend!
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #20 Gert Scholtz
    #15 @Martin Wright It might have been Goldwyn who also said: "Let's not spoil the fun with the facts" :) Thanks for your comments Martin - glad you enjoyed it.
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #19 Gert Scholtz
    @CityVP 馃悵 Manjit @Praveen Raj Gullepalli @debasish majumder Goldwyn also quipped: " They stayed away in droves" - thanks for joining the post in a drove!
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #18 Gert Scholtz
    #8 @Ken Boddie @Paul Walters Thanks! Another one from Goldwyn: "I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs."
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #17 Gert Scholtz
    #6 @Dean Owen @Kevin Pashuk Thanks. Another Goldwynism: "Colour television? Bah! I'l believe it when I see it in black and white!"
    Gert Scholtz
    08/04/2017 #16 Gert Scholtz
    #3 @Franci馃悵Eugenia Hoffman Thanks Franci. He also said: "Modern dancing is old fashioned" :))
    Martin Wright
    08/04/2017 #15 Martin Wright
    I really enjoyed reading that. Even Sam Goldwyn knew some of the quotes attributed to him were actually old vaudeville jokes, he soon learned not to get upset by them because they made people warm to him. Also they may appear dumb but they are actually all true in their way.

    An enjoyable post read by a real film nut.
    Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher
    08/04/2017 #14 Lisa 馃悵 Gallagher
    These were great @Gert Scholtz, I loved this one: "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
  19. Kevin Pashuk

    Kevin Pashuk

    07/04/2017
    @Javier 馃悵 beBee asked about the temperament of Canadians. This about sums it up. Don't you agree @Jim Murray, @Don 馃悵 Kerr, @Paul "Pablo" Croubalian,@Ren茅e 馃悵 Cormier, @Graham馃悵 Edwards, @CityVP 馃悵 Manjit and other Canucks? Kevin Pashuk
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    Ken Boddie
    08/04/2017 #5 Ken Boddie
    Or there again, you could take a tip from Craig Ferguson's Scots origins, get your armed forces to paint their faces blue, drop their kegs, and go into battle buck naked. Enough to scare the bejabers out of them ..... or else become really good friends?
    CityVP 馃悵 Manjit
    08/04/2017 #4 CityVP 馃悵 Manjit
    I don't ask people if they play serious ice hockey, I just wait for them to smile and when I see all their front teeth missing, I know they play serious hockey.
    Ren茅e  馃悵 Cormier
    07/04/2017 #3 Ren茅e 馃悵 Cormier
    Yes, but that's what I like about being Canadian. On the other hand, if you screw with a Maritimer, he'll give you a puck, but not the hockey kind.
    Don 馃悵 Kerr
    07/04/2017 #2 Don 馃悵 Kerr
    A stick, a puck and a 2-4. Good to go. More serious encounters require 42 pounds of granite , a broom and a 26er.
    Alanea Kowalski
    07/04/2017 #1 Alanea Kowalski
    Too funny....but true....but can only be said by another Canadian or we would be insulted.
  20. Joyce Redlon

    Joyce Redlon

    07/04/2017
    My laundry basket is self - loading
    My laundry basket is self - loading My laundry basket is self - loading...
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    Louise Smith
    07/04/2017 #1 Louise Smith
    That's great Joyce! Do you get self appearing holes in your socks too?
    I have 2 Dachshunds - that means my house is self vacuming and has an instant doorbell !
    Wouldn't be without them!
  21. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    06/04/2017
    Pepsi To Create Caitlyn Jenner Ad
    Pepsi To Create Caitlyn Jenner AdLike a juicy steak to a black eye, Pepsi is looking to ease the pain of its recent Kendall Jenner ad fiasco, and today announced it is filming a new video and TV spot featuring her parent, Caitlyn Jenner.鈥淲e are going to show the world we feel its...
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    Patrick Scullin
    07/04/2017 #2 Patrick Scullin
    Thanks, @ Phillip Hubbell!
    Phillip Hubbell
    06/04/2017 #1 Phillip Hubbell
    too funny
  22. Claire L Cardwell
    Billy Connolly - On a plane to Australia - Funny story
    Billy Connolly - On a plane to Australia - Funny story http://celticreplay.com - Highlights for the Celtic Diaspora Billy tells a tale about a plane...
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    Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    07/04/2017 #2 Praveen Raj Gullepalli
    #1 Am sure he CHOSE forever to be down to earth after that fartastic flight ;)
    Kevin Baker
    06/04/2017 #1 Kevin Baker
    Great comic. Down to earth person
  23. Claire L Cardwell
    Claire L Cardwell
    The Dreaded Leaving Cert Oral - Grintage Ireland
    grintageireland.com Comedian Bernard Casey has reminded us just how much we hated the Leaving Cert Oral exam.聽 Once...
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  24. Harish Daniel

    Harish Daniel

    04/04/2017
    馃槤
    Corporate lesson :
    Jack and Max are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer..

    Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

    Max replies, 鈥淲hy don鈥檛 you ask the Priest?鈥

    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, 鈥淔ather, may I smoke while I pray?鈥

    The Priest replies, 鈥淣o, my son, you may not! That鈥檚 utter disrespect to our religion.鈥

    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

    Max says, 鈥淚鈥檓 not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.鈥

    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, 鈥淔ather, may I pray while I smoke?鈥

    To which the Priest eagerly replies, 鈥淏y all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.鈥

    *Moral of the story*

    _The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it!!_

    Dedicated to all professionals !!..
    Harish Daniel
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  25. Harish Daniel

    Harish Daniel

    04/04/2017
    A frog asked an astrologer
    "Pls tell my future?"

    Astrologer:A young cute girl will touch you

    Frog: wow,great, when&where?

    Astrologer:
    Next semester,in biology lab....馃槣馃槣
    Harish Daniel
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