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  1. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    24/03/2017
    GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare Bill
    GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare BillAs Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival.But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned.After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The...
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  2. George Touryliov
    #fridayfunny: has marketing personalization gone too far? via @marketoonist George Touryliov
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  3. José Ramón ✌🏼 López
    A little humor for Friday.

    Happy weekend to all bees!!!
    José Ramón ✌🏼 López
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  4. Giampiero Vilardi
    Great! Ahahah... Giampiero Vilardi
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    Harish Daniel
    22/03/2017 #2 Harish Daniel
    Great post of past forgotten and even i believe we should also remember our past.
    Irene 🐝 Rodriguez Escolar
    22/03/2017 #1 Irene 🐝 Rodriguez Escolar
    So good 😀
  5. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    22/03/2017
    Grilling Judge Neil Gorsuch
    Grilling Judge Neil GorsuchThe editorial board of The Lint Screen has compiled a list of probing questions for Supreme Court Justice nominee Judge Neil Gorsuch and submitted it to the grand inquisitors in Washington.Let’s see if the puppet politicians have enough backbone to...
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  6. Pedro Casanova

    Pedro Casanova

    21/03/2017
    Más de lo mismo
    PELIGRO NO TOCAR.... No solo te va a matar el calambrazo...sino que mientras te estas muriendo duele de cojo...nes...
    Pedro Casanova
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  7. Pedro Casanova

    Pedro Casanova

    21/03/2017
    Hace poco vi aquí en BeBee un cartel bastante " variopinto " y hoy he encontrado más sobre el tema...para que sonriáis un poquito

    CUIDADO . AVIONES VOLANDO BAJO
    Pedro Casanova
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  8. ProducerKevin Pashuk

    Kevin Pashuk

    20/03/2017
    SOME THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM...
    SOME THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM...I was searching for some old files on a backup drive, and came across this collection of things that make you go Hmmmm....I don't know where I got them originally, but after all this time they are still funny (to...
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    Kevin Pashuk
    22/03/2017 #26 Kevin Pashuk
    #25 Great contributions Erroll. Thanks
    Erroll -EL- Warner
    22/03/2017 #25 Erroll -EL- Warner
    Why go start on a computer in order to close it down?. Why sell cigarettes at a gas station?.
    Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman
    21/03/2017 #24 Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman
    #17 No they don't, Kevin. I wish life was as easy as doing the Hokey Pokey. :) Here is a link to the lyrics -
    http://www.songlyrics.com/ray-anthony/the-hokey-pokey-lyrics/
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #23 Kevin Pashuk
    I'm sure @Susan Rooks (One of our newest AmBEEsadors) has a few to add.

    In the meantime... Does anyone else see the irony of non-hyphenated vs. hyphenated?
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #22 Kevin Pashuk
    #12 I used that one this weekend on my grandkids Ken... The beauty of grandchildren is that you can pull out the Dad jokes again!!!
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #21 Kevin Pashuk
    #11 I guess that makes me a cowboy Ken. Love that list. I may borrow it...
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #20 Kevin Pashuk
    #10 That's what I love (and hate) about the English language Robert. Context matters.
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #19 Kevin Pashuk
    #8 Thanks Fatima. Laughter is good medicine!
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #18 Kevin Pashuk
    #6 Life's too short to not have a laugh or two Renée.
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #17 Kevin Pashuk
    #5 They just don't write songs like the Hokey Pokey anymore, do they Francine?
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #16 Kevin Pashuk
    #4 A most excellent addition Phillip.
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #15 Kevin Pashuk
    #3 Glad I could add a smile to your day Sara.
    Kevin Pashuk
    21/03/2017 #14 Kevin Pashuk
    #2 Excellent additions Pedro.
    Brian McKenzie
    21/03/2017 #13 Brian McKenzie
    Sliced bacon circa 1924, sliced bread - 1928ish
    Ken Boddie
    21/03/2017 #12 Ken Boddie
    Just thought of another one, Kev:
    "If my nose runs and my feet smell, am I built upside down?"
    Ken Boddie
    21/03/2017 #11 Ken Boddie
    You must have snuck up behind me again, Kev, with that Nikon of yours, because I was just sitting here scratching my head ..... 🐒
    Incidentally, I found this one on line recently to add to your list:
    "If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?"
    And then, so you won't have an odd number of questions:
    "How come psychics never win the lottery?"
    Robert Cormack
    21/03/2017 #10 Robert Cormack
    I love "If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" Really cute. I remember a woman complaining one time about context of words. "How is it," she asked, "I can blow my nose, and I'm normal, but if I blow someone I'm a slut?" Some many questions, so few good answers. Thanks, @Kevin Pashuk
    Pascal Derrien
    21/03/2017 #9 Pascal Derrien
    Priceless &n philosphical :-)
    🐝 Fatima Williams
    20/03/2017 #8 🐝 Fatima Williams
    Super funny 😂😂 Had a good laugh

    If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

    If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? 😂😂😂 I would love to send this to the banks.🤐😂🤐
    Renée  🐝 Cormier
    20/03/2017 #6 Renée 🐝 Cormier
    Those are some very good questions, Kevin. Thanks for the laugh.
  9. Ebenezar John Paul
    Laugh a lot and keep the stress away! :) Ebenezar John Paul
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    Pedro Casanova
    20/03/2017 #1 Pedro Casanova
    When my mom did that was mainly because she want us to call for Pizza take home
  10. Jim Able

    Jim Able

    18/03/2017
    President Trump releases photographic evidence of former President Obama "wire tapping" Trump Towers. Says, "Hey, there's nothing funny about this. Trust me." https://www.bebee.com/@jim-ableJim Able
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    Phil Friedman
    18/03/2017 #1 Phil Friedman
    I bet you never thought you'd see this evidence, @Jim Murray.
  11. Robert Bacal

    Robert Bacal

    18/03/2017
    Sometimes, in humor one finds the best meaning. Here's one of my favorites - Hello, I must be going featuring Groucho, from Animal Crackers.
    Animal Crackers (1/9) Movie CLIP - Hello, I Must Be Going (1930) HD
    Animal Crackers (1/9) Movie CLIP - Hello, I Must Be Going (1930) HD Animal Crackers movie clips: http://j.mp/1J9IlLT BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/vtu6EQ Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP...
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  12. George Touryliov
    Introvert Dream House via Richard DiPilla. George Touryliov
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  13. Wayne Yoshida

    Wayne Yoshida

    17/03/2017
    Seen on someone's desk at the office today - Red Swingline stapler! Wayne Yoshida
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    Wayne Yoshida
    17/03/2017 #4 Wayne Yoshida
    #1 Yes - that mouse does look more modern, with all those buttons. It is not the same mouse I have on my desk. . .
    Wayne Yoshida
    17/03/2017 #3 Wayne Yoshida
    #2 LMAO,, Phil! I had the same experience, but on a smaller region. Thanks for commenting.
    Phil Friedman
    17/03/2017 #2 Phil Friedman
    Wayne, this is very nostalgic for me. I supported myself all through undergraduate school by being THE Swingline stapler factory authorized repairman for the U.S. west of the Alleghenies. Over four years, I fixed literally tens of thousands of Swingline staplers, including thousands that were used internally by such large organizations as the Sears corp. Thanks. And cheers!
    Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris
    17/03/2017 #1 Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris
    A good caption for this photo would be: office work across three different generations of office tech
  14. Flavio 🇯🇵 Souza 🐝
    If you are over 30 , you get this .... Flavio 🇯🇵 Souza 🐝
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    Luizia Patrício
    15/03/2017 #4 Luizia Patrício
    Hahaha
    Harvey Lloyd
    15/03/2017 #3 Harvey Lloyd
    How about the match book in the 8-track player to get the tracks on the head aligned. This was just after man discovered fire.
    Breno Barreto
    15/03/2017 #2 Anonymous
    Genial!
    Giampiero Vilardi
    15/03/2017 #1 Giampiero Vilardi
    Hahaha! It's true! I remember those times...I mean I was veeeery young... 😉
  15. Claire L 🐝 Cardwell
    Mrs Brown and the Condom - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2 Episode 1 - BBC One
    Mrs Brown and the Condom - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2 Episode 1 - BBC One More about this programme: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b018wxvm Mrs Brown gets into an awkward situation with a...
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    🐝 Fatima Williams
    14/03/2017 #1 🐝 Fatima Williams
    😂😂😂😂😂ROFLOL
  16. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    13/03/2017
    Dead Demand Their Voting Rights
    Dead Demand Their Voting RightsThe dead are not lying down on their rights as Americans!After the 2016 election fraud, politicians are vowing to clamp down on voter fraud that they say cheated President Trump out of millions of votes. One of the key claims is that dead people are...
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  17. Wayne Yoshida

    Wayne Yoshida

    10/03/2017
    Videos for Friday - How Coffee Contributes to Greatness
    Wayne Yoshida
    We’ve Landed on the Moon! (Cafe de Colombia Helped.) | The Creative Ham
    thecreativeham.com We needed to land Apollo 11 on the moon. But first, we needed coffee. The Colombian Coffee Growers Federation and agency Rokkan came up with the “Greatness is Brewing” campaign to remind us that most things in life aren’t possible without the power...
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    Wayne Yoshida
    10/03/2017 #3 Wayne Yoshida
    #1 Hey @Don 🐝 Kerr! Glad you will boink the share button. As a guy interested in humor, space stuff and advertising, this does hit on several fronts for me. I have to say I like this campaign better than the coffee picking guy and the mule, this elevates the coffee industry and the individuals in the business IMHO.
    Don 🐝 Kerr
    10/03/2017 #2 Don 🐝 Kerr
    @Robert Cormack @Paul Walters @Jim Murray As fellow ad guys thought you'd enjoy this.
    Don 🐝 Kerr
    10/03/2017 #1 Don 🐝 Kerr
    @Wayne Yoshida I am so stealing this right now to share with a client. My mantra in communications is that to be effective it must have the qualities of clarity, simplicity and wit. This campaign delivers in spades. Gonna share. (BTW: love the subtle bit where the toothpick gets tossed on the guy's forehead!)
  18. Giampiero Vilardi
    LOOOOOOOL!!!! Giampiero Vilardi
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    Luiz Henrique Souza .E.
    09/03/2017 #4 Luiz Henrique Souza .E.
    Yves is a smart person lol
    Now who buys...
    Ugo Santosuosso
    09/03/2017 #3 Anonymous
    It is very pretty the setting of Y.S.L. advertising in the snow. :)
    But.... why near the mannequin there is not also the headscarfs price? :)
    Jaime Chico González
    09/03/2017 #2 Jaime Chico González
    I love this world, even more than sci-fi!
    Ivette K. Caballero
    09/03/2017 #1 Ivette K. Caballero
    I definitely like the look of the two ladies much better, and their outfits are completely original.
  19. Giampiero Vilardi
    LOOOOL!!! Giampiero Vilardi
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  20. ProducerNicole Chardenet
    What's Your Faith-Based Belief System?
    What's Your Faith-Based Belief System?Photo by Davidd on Flickr Remember the old World Weekly News? I do, fondly. Always gave me something to read while I waited on line. I never actually picked it up and read it, of course. Are you mad? Someone could...
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    Brian McKenzie
    07/03/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    Which statistics of Murder - Death - Kill in the Chicago Metroplex are you calling 'magical math' ? One of the toughest cities in the nation on private gun ownership - the longest running Dead Pool zone of America - with DC in pursuit. America is a crazy place where danger and stupidity are both coddled, promoted and enshrined as Gods - I have not been without a gun on me since 1985. If I ever come back to America - my first purchase will be a SP101 5 Shot .357 / .38 - and then a coffee maker.
  21. Giampiero Vilardi
    Simply hilarious...😂😂😂 Giampiero Vilardi
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    Davide Caretti
    13/03/2017 #6 Davide Caretti
    Ahahahahahah!!!!
    Julio Angel 🐝Lopez Lopez
    07/03/2017 #5 Julio Angel 🐝Lopez Lopez
    Tal cual. jajaja
    Adriana Bevacqua García
    07/03/2017 #4 Anonymous
    jajajajaj
    Ugo Santosuosso
    07/03/2017 #3 Anonymous
    oh mamma!!!
    Giampiero Vilardi
    07/03/2017 #2 Giampiero Vilardi
    #1 Totalmente tía! Jaja
    Sophie Perrin
    07/03/2017 #1 Sophie Perrin
    😂 jajaja son iguales !!
  22. Claire L 🐝 Cardwell
    BIG CATS like boxes too!
    BIG CATS like boxes too! Tigers, Lions & Leopards love boxes too! Just like domestic cats! Subscribe to our Website: http://bigcatrescue.org Follow Big Cat Rescue on Twitter...
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    Claire L 🐝 Cardwell
    06/03/2017 #2 Claire L 🐝 Cardwell
    #1 I know, there's also a video about big cats and catnip which I just posted. There is also a very funny one by the same people - Big Cat Rescue on their reaction to mirrors. I could watch these cat videos all day, they are very entertaining, but I have actually got to get some work done today!
    Lisa 🐝 Gallagher
    06/03/2017 #1 Lisa 🐝 Gallagher
    who would have thought?! Cute!
  23. Claire L 🐝 Cardwell
    Do BIG Cats Like Catnip? *PART 2 - The "Science"...
    Do BIG Cats Like Catnip? *PART 2 - The "Science"... Do BIG cats like Tigers, Lions & Leopards like catnip? We decided to put the residents at Big Cat Rescue to the test once again to determine if big cats...
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  24. Wayne Yoshida

    Wayne Yoshida

    03/03/2017
    Swearing . . . . Good or Bad?

    Personally, I don't care for this sort of language. We grow up with swear words, and kids pay attention and learn them from grown-ups. I will always remember my friend's cute little daughter saying "Fungul" all the time. Sort of shocking to hear this from a three year old. She's a grown up now, but I don't know what she's like as a young adult.

    On the other hand, I am pretty famous for saying "Use the appropriate language when necessary" so if the idiot driver in front of you is texting and driving, feel free to yell and display the appropriate hand signal for emphasis.
    Wayne Yoshida
    Dagnabbit: Why We Love Marketers Who Curse
    blog.hubspot.com Uncover the reasons why we're naturally drawn to marketers who...
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    Robert Bacal
    03/03/2017 #3 Robert Bacal
    I'm with you, @Wayne Yoshida and I think context counts a lot. The thing I don't get is people who write non-fiction and who use curse words, routinely, and there are a couple of ambassadors who do that.

    It's the routine, written, "branding" part that puzzles me when seemingly intelligent people feel they have to use such lame language to make points, particularly as they call themselves "writers".

    The words don't offend me. The outright stupidity of using them online does.
    Wayne Yoshida
    03/03/2017 #2 Wayne Yoshida
    #1 Yes, Mike -- good question on how other cultures react to this. Little kids understand quickly how much power they have when they say a taboo word or phrase - the reactions they get from grown -ups.

    Also great point about what I would call George Carlin's "Seven Words" . . .
    Mike Rana
    03/03/2017 #1 Mike Rana
    In a way, if swearing wasn't seen as such a taboo thing in our culture, it might be viewed different. I wonder how other nations view swearing.

    Furthermore, and to address the point of marketing, advertising typically omits it because they know that no network viewed by the average person will carry it.
  25. Wayne Yoshida

    Wayne Yoshida

    03/03/2017
    What! Really?
    Wayne Yoshida
    Brilliant Burger King Ads Feature Actual BK Restaurants That Burnt Down Because of Flame Grilling | The Creative Ham
    thecreativeham.com A new campaign from DAVID the agency out of Miami features a series of actual fires at Burger King restaurants that are implied to have occurred because of their flame-broil grill. The images of the BK lounges feature building engulfed in flames,...
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