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3h ago · 2 min read · ~10
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JARED PUT IN CHARGE OF RACE RELATIONS IN AMERICA

JARED PUT IN CHARGE OF RACE RELATIONS IN AMERICA

Donald Trump is disturbed by some of the images he has seen on cable news.“It looks like some people are upset,” the president, sequestered in his fortified bunker deep beneath the White House, told The Lint Screen. “I don’t know how anyone...

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4d ago · 2 min read · ~10
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TRUMP FIRES MEDICAL SCIENCE, WILL RELY ON “MY BRAIN AND GUT TO KEEP AMERICANS HEALTHY”

TRUMP FIRES MEDICAL SCIENCE, WILL RELY ON “MY BRAIN AND GUT TO KEEP AMERICANS HEALTHY”

President Trump loves America, and he is disappointed medical science has failed its citizens.“All these so-called experts are big phonies,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “I listened to Dr. Fauci and all his stupid eggheads. And what happened?...

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22/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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TRUMP DEMANDS AMERICANS WORSHIP HIM THIS WEEKEND

TRUMP DEMANDS AMERICANS WORSHIP HIM THIS WEEKEND

President Donald Trump has been called The Chosen One,and like Moses returning from Mount Sinai with the Ten Commandments, he has decreed it is time his people return to places of worship.“We can’t allow this pandemic cause us to lose our...

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18/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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TRUMP BLOWS THE LID OFF OBAMAGATE; CLAIMS SQUIRRELS WERE SPYING ON HIM

TRUMP BLOWS THE LID OFF OBAMAGATE; CLAIMS SQUIRRELS WERE SPYING ON HIM

Donald J. Trump has always been known as a genteel gentleman, a mild-mannered man of principle, and the utmost integrity–– but now the gloves are off–– it’s no more mister nice guy!The president spoke with The Lint Screen today and...

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13/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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Barr Declares "Friend of The President" Law

Barr Declares "Friend of The President" Law

Atty. General William Barr knows his justice, and he also knows which cheek of the president's ample ass is buttered.Today, Barr declared a new law he's written "offering complete immunity from American laws to friends, family, and associates of...

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