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  1. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    01/12/2016
    Student Crushed By Evil Professor
    Student Crushed By Evil ProfessorCelia Davendale considers herself a strong person, but she recently claims to have been “decimated in a cruel and sadistic way” by her college professor, Dr. Sheila Felinbrowe, and has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against her college.Ambien...
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    Kevin Pashuk
    02/12/2016 #7 Kevin Pashuk
    ... next thing you know... Universities will teach that Santa Claus isn't real. Imagine the lawsuits then.
    Sean O'Hare
    02/12/2016 #6 Sean O'Hare
    LOL! Great Story! You call this humor but you're just taking reality and twisting it ever so slightly. I weep for society.
    Randy Keho
    01/12/2016 #5 Randy Keho
    Imagine her horror if she finds out the campus is still flying the American flag.
    David Hahn
    01/12/2016 #4 David Hahn
    [triggered]
    Phillip Hubbell
    01/12/2016 #3 Phillip Hubbell
    All the King's horses are political prisoners.
    Phil Friedman
    01/12/2016 #2 Phil Friedman
    Patrick, I hope you bite your tongue, as it pokes the inside of your cheek. Empathetic adman, indeed. Bull chips! You are a cold, callous, and sardonic bastard, without any empathy for those who require safe space, especially on social media. If that callous professor couldn't say something soothing about Mr. Dumpty, he should have kept his maw shut! And your making light of the poor student's sensitivities is beyond the pale. We on beBee expect better behavior. Shape up, or ship out... sir.
  2. ProducerMax Carter

    Max Carter

    01/12/2016
    If this makes sense to you in any way could explain it to me?
    If this makes sense to you in any way could explain it to me?Yo,As I sit here waking up with a spliff and coffee and music I’m reminded of the time I farted on a snare drum, I call it my corporate years however I got better and then I found the unicorn eating pez while drinking drano and it shit a star burst...
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    Max Carter
    01/12/2016 #2 Max Carter
    #1 Thank you and you're welcome.
    David Disney
    01/12/2016 #1 David Disney
    FANTASTIC!!! Haha thanks for the breakup of the monotony of normalcy.
  3. Tifany Rodio

    Tifany Rodio

    29/11/2016
    Para aguantar el frío de Madrid, ya sé qué voy a encargar a los reyes magos... Tifany Rodio
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  4. Max Carter

    Max Carter

    28/11/2016
    Max Carter
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  5. Simon Paul

    Simon Paul

    28/11/2016
    A collection of amusing monologues.
    Simon Paul
    The Butler and Other Monologues: Featuring The Spaceman and The Secret Agent eBook: Simon Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
    www.amazon.co.uk The Butler and Other Monologues: Featuring The Spaceman and The Secret Agent eBook: Simon Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle...
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  6. ProducerMax Carter

    Max Carter

    26/11/2016
    Do I love you or am I in love with you?
    Do I love you or am I in love with you?I have found from this side of my life over here that there is a difference between loving and being in love with someone. The quote in the picture on this piece came to me as I was listening to Sting sing what I call The Stalker song and most you...
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  7. Max Carter

    Max Carter

    26/07/2016
    Max Carter
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  8. ProducerMax Carter

    Max Carter

    25/11/2016
    What’s a Movie Whore?
    What’s a Movie Whore?I’m glad I asked.I’m The Move Whore and if anyone can answer that question it’s me. How did I get to be The Movie Whore?It’s a long story and it’s quite cinematic.I was talking with a friend after seeing the movie TRANSMORPHERS and his only comment...
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  9. Max Carter

    Max Carter

    25/11/2016
    Poppa Smoke's Coffee and a Spliff: "Wizard"
    Poppa Smoke's Coffee and a Spliff: "Wizard" Something totally ridiculous however it's funny...
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  10. beBee in English
    It's finally Turkey Day! Have a great one! 🦃 beBee in English
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    Nelson Rogério
    25/11/2016 #9 Nelson Rogério
    Olá meus Amigos, não percam esta Black Friday imperdivel https://www.magazinevoce.com.br/magazineeutiamo/
    Tony Rossi
    25/11/2016 #8 Tony Rossi
    So true, but I believe my eyes were a bit more crossed than that after dinner last night...
    Andrew Goldman
    25/11/2016 #7 Andrew Goldman
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    George Touryliov
    24/11/2016 #6 George Touryliov
    Thank You!
    Bill Stankiewicz
    24/11/2016 #5 Bill Stankiewicz
    happy t-day!!!
    Larry Boyer
    24/11/2016 #4 Larry Boyer
    Happy Thanksgiving! I'll be the bee sleeping on the sofa. :)
    Teresa Gezze
    24/11/2016 #3 Teresa Gezze
    #2 My pleasure! Happy T-day, David!
    David B. Grinberg
    24/11/2016 #2 David B. Grinberg
    Thanks @Teresa Gezze, I have tweeted this. Great buzz for USA 🦃🇺🇸 @Javier beBee
    Itziar Ruiz López
    24/11/2016 #1 Itziar Ruiz López
    Happy day!
  11. Javier beBee

    Javier beBee

    24/11/2016
    David Firth Channel Trailer
    David Firth Channel Trailer My name is David Firth, I make Salad Fingers, Spoilsbury Toast Boy, Sock, Burnt Face Man, Jerry Jackson etc. This is my Youtube channel trailer. Subscribe...
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  12. Kevin Pashuk

    Kevin Pashuk

    23/11/2016
    Happy Holidays to my American beBee friends!

    Don't forget to allow the turkey to chill in the sink for two hours before putting in the oven.

    (Image From Twitter).
    Kevin Pashuk
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    Denise Da Vinha Ricieri
    23/11/2016 #2 Denise Da Vinha Ricieri
    OMG! Hahahaha!
    Mamen Delgado
    23/11/2016 #1 Mamen Delgado
    😂
  13. Julie Hickman

    Julie Hickman

    23/11/2016
    For everyone who remembers WKRP in Cincinnati. Happy Thanksgiving:-)
    WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving
    WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"...
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    Robert Bacal
    23/11/2016 #3 Robert Bacal
    Classic tv humor. I agree with other commenters - perhaps the funniest scene in sitcom history.
    Graham Edwards 🐝
    23/11/2016 #2 Graham Edwards 🐝
    This is one of the funniest moments on TV ever created in my opinion. Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends!
    Max Carter
    23/11/2016 #1 Max Carter
    One of the funniest TV moments in history.
  14. Teresa Gezze

    Teresa Gezze

    23/11/2016
    LoL. Spot on.
    Teresa Gezze
    20 Comic Strips About the Eternal Struggle Between the Heart and Brain
    9gag.com Click to see the pic and write a...
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    Teresa Gezze
    23/11/2016 #4 Teresa Gezze
    #3 Hahaha. I hear you.
    Paul Kearley 🐝
    23/11/2016 #3 Paul Kearley 🐝
    Hmm I guess my heart drives me... according to these cartoons.
    Sergio Martínez
    23/11/2016 #2 Sergio Martínez
    The story of my life... lol
  15. Timothy Wall

    Timothy Wall

    23/11/2016
    Le génie du mal (The Genius of Evil)”

    Follow the progress on the current painting In production.

    https://www.exportrait.com/blog/files/archive-jan-2016.html
    Timothy Wall
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  16. Ebenezar John Paul
    Daily dose of laughter :)

    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
    Ebenezar John Paul
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    Ebenezar John Paul
    23/11/2016 #1 Ebenezar John Paul
    Daily dose of laughter :)

    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
  17. ProducerTeresa Gezze

    Teresa Gezze

    22/11/2016
    10 Memes of Crazy Excuses To Not Go to The Gym
    10 Memes of Crazy Excuses To Not Go to The GymLet’s face it, modern days take lots of energy to get through and the last thing you want to do when you get back from work is go to the gym. But what do you say when you have that energy freak friend, couple or roommate that always has to ask…These...
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    Paul Burge
    22/11/2016 #1 Paul Burge
    Hahahaha love it! :)
  18. Teresa Gezze

    Teresa Gezze

    22/11/2016
    Countdown! Teresa Gezze
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  19. Timothy Wall

    Timothy Wall

    22/11/2016
    Close up of broken sceptre and wrist chain. Timothy Wall
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  20. Brian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    22/11/2016
    This is a TEST, a Test of the Emergency Bubble System
    The Bubble - SNL
    The Bubble - SNL In The Bubble, life continues for progressive Americans as if the election never happened. Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full...
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  21. Timothy Wall

    Timothy Wall

    21/11/2016
    Le génie du mal (The Genius of Evil)”

    Follow the progress on the current painting In production.
    When completed...

    Size: 30" x 40" - 2 1/2" Walnut Frame - $1800.00

    Option: 15" x 20" - 1 1/2" Mahogany Frame - $500.00

    https://www.exportrait.com/blog/files/archive-jan-2016.html
    Timothy Wall
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    Timothy Wall
    21/11/2016 #2 Timothy Wall
    Thank you for you kind comment!
    Yes, it is Lucifer, the fallen angel.
    It is a political statement with respect to the recent United States Presidential election results.
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    Froilán Pérez
    21/11/2016 #1 Froilán Pérez
    is it a gargoyle? a fallen angel?
    I like the work in progress so far!
  22. ProducerLisa Gallagher

    Lisa Gallagher

    21/11/2016
    The Comedy Of Menopause
    The Comedy Of Menopause*WARNING CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR MEN*  I'm sure many don't find Menopause a comedy but what if you can remember that it's a part of life and 50% of women experience symptoms.  Maybe if we can laugh at ourselves or remind ourselves that at this...
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    Lisa Gallagher
    01/12/2016 #17 Lisa Gallagher
    #14 I'm glad you saw the humor in this @Prakashan B.V! Something women can't avoid, so we might as well laugh.. well that's if we aren't crying or yelling at someone haha ;-) Apologies to all, I didn't see notifications of the last 3 posts until this evening.
    Lisa Gallagher
    01/12/2016 #16 Lisa Gallagher
    #13 haha @Franci Eugenia Hoffman, it's sort of suiting since I'm a night owl... ;-)
    Lisa Gallagher
    01/12/2016 #15 Lisa Gallagher
    #12 Glad you enjoyed @Katie Hickery, thanks for reading!
    Prakashan B.V
    24/11/2016 #14 Prakashan B.V
    @Lisa Gallagher: Interesting,Informative article! .Humorous manner you have conveyed the message made it all the more interesting ...
    Franci Eugenia Hoffman
    22/11/2016 #13 Franci Eugenia Hoffman
    #11 Lisa, howling at the moon is good for the soul. Keep howling! 🌝
    Kate Hickery
    22/11/2016 #12 Kate Hickery
    Thank you, thank you, thank you @@Lisa Gallagher. Never see posts like this on LinkedIn which is exactly why I love Bebee!!!
    Lisa Gallagher
    22/11/2016 #11 Lisa Gallagher
    #10 Maybe we should add a new term to Merriam Webster, Menoporshe? LOL. Hmm never named my cars, they might be given not so nice names depending on the day. Sounds like Pauline went to a good home @Franci Eugenia Hoffman View more
    #10 Maybe we should add a new term to Merriam Webster, Menoporshe? LOL. Hmm never named my cars, they might be given not so nice names depending on the day. Sounds like Pauline went to a good home @Franci Eugenia Hoffman, ;-) My moods change w/the phases of the moon. My neighbors hate it when I howl! Thanks Franci :)) Close
    Franci Eugenia Hoffman
    22/11/2016 #10 Franci Eugenia Hoffman
    I love this Lisa and you nailed it with this fun and witty piece. My husband also went through menoporsche several years ago. We name our cars so Pauline Porsche was sold 2 weeks ago to a retired Irish priest. Now we have Sally Sue, the 64 Impala and Sparkle, the Merc. I can't blame all of this on menopause. I think we're going through a phase - retarded, whoops I mean retired. lol
    Lisa Gallagher
    22/11/2016 #9 Lisa Gallagher
    #8 Love your wife and I don't even know her... 'Menoporche," that's a good one!! Maybe I should run out and get that Lexus I want oh and my oceanfront condo? I wonder what my husband would say, oh wait, it wouldn't be good. haha Thanks @Paul Walters View more
    #8 Love your wife and I don't even know her... 'Menoporche," that's a good one!! Maybe I should run out and get that Lexus I want oh and my oceanfront condo? I wonder what my husband would say, oh wait, it wouldn't be good. haha Thanks @Paul Walters! Close
    Paul Walters
    22/11/2016 #8 Paul Walters
    @Lisa Gallagher A few years ago in a fit of madness I bought a brand new sports convertible motor car. Arriving home my wife came out, gave it a cursory glance and muttered ..." Oh God, the man is suddenly going through menoporche " great piece ms Gallagher!!!
    Lisa Gallagher
    22/11/2016 #7 Lisa Gallagher
    #6 Help me~~~ I'm melting~~~ haha!
    Gloria Ochoa
    22/11/2016 #6 Anonymous
    LOL..you have to laugh or you will melt. LOL
    Lisa Gallagher
    21/11/2016 #5 Lisa Gallagher
    #4 haha, brainOpause works too @debasish majumder, and so true, we all get that! Thanks
    debasish majumder
    21/11/2016 #4 debasish majumder
    irrespective of male or female, i guess, all are face to confront with 'Brain-o- pause' which is most satirical but inevitable to all gender and the consequence is truly detrimental to overall mankind. nice post @Lisa Gallagher View more
    irrespective of male or female, i guess, all are face to confront with 'Brain-o- pause' which is most satirical but inevitable to all gender and the consequence is truly detrimental to overall mankind. nice post @Lisa Gallagher! enjoyed read. thank you for the share madam. Close
    Lisa Gallagher
    21/11/2016 #3 Lisa Gallagher
    #2 @Dean Owen, that explains the long road trip! Do you have manopause or Femapause?
    Dean Owen
    21/11/2016 #2 Dean Owen
    Not suitable for men? It affects us too! I get the urge to jump in my car and drive 500 miles quite often. Am I symptomatic? 😁
  23. Teresa Gezze

    Teresa Gezze

    21/11/2016
    The amazing Kevin Hart! 😂😂😂
    Kevin hart my mom told me to tell u
    Kevin hart my mom told me to tell u Uploaded using...
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  24. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    20/11/2016
    Facebook To Stop Fake News And "Like" Accuracy
    Facebook To Stop Fake News And "Like" AccuracyToday, Facebook Chairman and CEO Mark Zuckerberg vowed that the popular site he founded would immediately eliminate any 'fake news' posted in its digital space.Zuckerberg made the announcement immediately following his solo performance of Man of La...
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    Lori Mullins Johnson
    21/11/2016 #1 Lori Mullins Johnson
    Patrick, I am saddened by your lack of empathy for those of us who suffer from - "Like" Processing Sensory Disorder, that terribly underwhelmed feeling you get, when you don't get enough satisfaction from "Likes" on Facebook, but seek out fake news stories to increase activity in your dopamine receptors. I hear the treatment is EELectric Crock Therapy, perhaps Zuckerberg was simply multi-tasking?
  25. Irene Hackett

    Irene Hackett

    18/11/2016
    Friday night humor anyone? @Aurorasa Sima, @Deb Helfrich 🐝
    Mighty Mouse - Andy Kaufman
    Mighty Mouse - Andy Kaufman
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    Irene Hackett
    18/11/2016 #6 Anonymous
    #5 HaHa @Deb Helfrich 🐝, ya the cutie-pie kids in their Mighty Mouse PJs!! And surely, it was Kaufman's awkwardness that was his 'shtick'!! One either loved him or hated him! I was a huge fan back in the day!
    Deb Helfrich  🐝
    18/11/2016 #5 Deb Helfrich 🐝
    Apart from the genius of his awkwardness, this immediately makes me think of small children in footed pj's and towels as capes....
    Max Carter
    18/11/2016 #4 Max Carter
    #3 @Irene Hackett I suspect people who knew Andy would not ha ve been surprised if had been.
    Irene Hackett
    18/11/2016 #3 Anonymous
    #2 I agree @Max Carter, Jim Carey actually had me thinking it was Andy Kaufman in Man on the Moon.
    Max Carter
    18/11/2016 #2 Max Carter
    Here's why Andy was a mad genius. The only person he was ever really trying to entertain was himself hence all the shit that made no sense;.

    It is in watching Man in the Moon that the world got to see the method of his madness. And Jim Carey gives an outstanding performance.
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