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  1. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    15/10/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 46
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 46The game was a full round of fun – showing out renditions of the Statue of Liberty, a Fox, a Touristy Selfie (complete with ducklips and peace sign), a Michael Jackson, a Twerk / Wrecking Ball grinder, a James Bond, but all was agreed that the...
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    Brian McKenzie

    15/08/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 45
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 45The meat was coming off the grill and the pork was roasted with a perfect grilled char to it. Nadya, stripped the skewers of the piggy nuggets and put them all on a big plate. The plov and local sharyma wraps (similar to tortillas but thinner...
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    Brian McKenzie
    15/08/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 I was waiting for inspiration - and time. It has been a busy summer - and the conflict in Korea has put more work on my plate.
    Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    15/08/2017 #1 Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    I was beginning to miss this
  3. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    21/06/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 44
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 44The sun was going down and still the evening was heating up.  It was time to check up on my favorite in region sheep. I asked for a smart phone and promptly had 5 in my face to choose from.  What can I say - the pink bedazzled Hello Kitty got the...
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    Brian McKenzie

    03/06/2017
    Kyrzbekistan:  Part 43
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 43The afternoon heat was turning up – this month in Central Asia was always hot. To add to the regional trauma is the month of Ramadan. While, Roderick had been in the 'Stans for many iterations of the holiday, Dick hadn't been; and...
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    Brian McKenzie
    05/06/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 thanks, more as it happens and inspiration hits. I am out of the cross over transfer - all further updates will be live as they happen.
    Jerry Fletcher
    04/06/2017 #1 Jerry Fletcher
    Brian, I'm late to this party but now I'm hooked.
  5. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    18/05/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 42
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 42Irina turned the meat and slathered on a grand dose of spicy sauce. A tomato, hot pepper and honey glaze that gave my stomach rumblings. These girls could grill. I told the girls that cooking was another lost art from the West. When I went to...
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  6. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    08/05/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 41
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 41The next installment is in progress - mixing fact, fiction and fantasy as it happens - Meanwhile back at the pool. As the first round of food off the flames was gnoshed – and with a quickness – the next skewers had magically...
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  7. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    08/05/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 40
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 40The morning had been a nice change of pace – it was always great to get out on the range and get some trigger time – let off some steam. Though Roderick was in the Leadership 'Desk' – he was not a chair polisher. His game was always out on the...
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    Brian McKenzie

    28/04/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 39
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 39I called off the girls out of their Boriaoke – they won. I would get out of the pool – but they had to throw me my shorts. All was agreed with a joy that I was getting out of the pool to join them and a disappointment that I would not give...
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    Brian McKenzie
    29/04/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    While a good dose of fiction is here - the linguistic faux pas with the honey treat is entirely too real and on point. I may never live that one down among the girls. ufff-da
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    Brian McKenzie

    24/04/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 38
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 38Meanwhile ~ Back at the Pool.While I had no problem being nude, certainly half of the girls were already such - but we all have our lines in the sand, and wearing a girls' thong is one of them. I am not Borat -  I am Boria. I said such as I jumped...
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    Brian McKenzie

    19/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan:  Part 37
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 37While I was blind-folded,  the girls had set up the traditional beer pong table - a college classic.  A few differences appeard for this side of the world.  At my end - was the standard triangle of cups - each with a girl name on them,  except Mila...
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    Brian McKenzie

    08/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 36
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 36What was to be said? – she was a convincing tease. Mila: Boria – soon Day of Defender – we have traditions for big sekx for our men. Well that sounds interesting and fun – 7 girls in round robin harem – hell, what testosterone XY...
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    Brian McKenzie

    04/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Special Update
    Kyrzbekistan: Special UpdateThree years ago, when I started writing my ideas / memoirs on my time in the military - and combining them into my desire to be a travel writer - I started my tale about Kyrzbekistan.  At the time, I wrote it as a bit of therapy and angst - a bit of...
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    Brian McKenzie

    26/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 35
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 35Lil Mila bounced out of the changing room in a pair of sandals, laced shorts and loose backed t-shirt that gave way to let me know that she did indeed she didn't choose the pink bikini. She grabbed me by the hand, "Let's Go Boria – mala mala...
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    Brian McKenzie
    02/03/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 @Mario L Castellanos Thanks for reading - some reality, some fiction, some liberal artistic license - but this one was mostly true as the fact checkers say. #Kyrzbekistan is a growing tale of the things I do (or wish I did) while I am overseas - updates as they happen and as I am 'inspired'.
    Mario L Castellanos
    02/03/2017 #1 Mario L Castellanos
    Funny stuff.
  14. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    12/02/2017
    Kryzbekistan: Part 34
    Kryzbekistan: Part 34The mini mart was a nice distraction – nabbed a can of chilled coffee loaded with yak cream, while wandering the aisles of a far flung world of quick consumer grabs. Peculiar things, wrapped in languages that I couldn't necessarily read. Some of...
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    Brian McKenzie

    12/02/2017
    Kyrzbekisan: Part 33
    Kyrzbekisan: Part 33This cargo load of trouble puts a few new kinks into things.  The cars now became secondary to upping the ante on the armament that I had at my disposal.  I need something that hits harder, a lot harder, than a shot gun, long rifle and sidearm.  I...
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  16. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    05/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 32
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 32Dick: Yes sir. Tracking the social media in and out of Asoteniya is tough – nearly everything is about an upcoming music festival – no new photos of a white guy running around in a Hawaiian Shirt. It is a small town, but nearly everybody is...
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    Brian McKenzie

    05/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 31
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 31Roderick stared at the morning message traffic as he drank his black acid coffee – as thick as sludge and tasteless as a roof shingle – but it packed the punch of Wake the Fuck Up that he needed. The others in the crew avoided it all together or cut...
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    Brian McKenzie
    05/02/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    He looks a little like Tim McGraw
  18. Brian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    02/02/2017
    This land is our land. This land is not your land
    From Snowy mountains to the flat grassy field;
    From the yurt plains to the steamy stream waters
    This land was made for ours and we.

    In the shadow of angry sheeple I saw my people,
    Blessed are we, standing tall and free;
    As we stand here proud, WE stand together alone
    This land is made for ours and we.

    Nobody living can ever stop us,
    As WE go building our freedom our-way;
    Nobody blathering can ever make us turn back
    This land was made for ours and we.

    Je Suis Kyrzbekistan
    Brian McKenzie
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    Brian McKenzie
    02/02/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    There was a statement from the Kyrzbekistani government about travel and immigration this morning, the answers are there within
  19. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    02/02/2017
    Central Asia FIRES Back
    Central Asia FIRES BackIn today's world of hostile governments, dangerous terrorists and violent riots; Kyrzbekistan AFFIRMS its own Independent Sovereignty and Formally Declares its Borders are Closed to International Immigrants, Refugees, Assylum Seekers, Foreign...
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  20. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 30
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 30Game Theory What is to be done?  In the coming conflict – there are three choices – 1) Do nothing – hope for the best. 2) Leave – get out of population centers where violence and mayhem tend to cluster 3) Resist – strike back – put the enemy...
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    Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #3 Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    #2 doesn't matter..A story is up :)
    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 ha ha - there was actually no fiction in this segment - these are the thoughts that go through my head - yes, daily.
    Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #1 Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    You have motivated me to try my hand at fiction...I think I'll write a short story right away
  21. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 29
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 29There are ways of combating terrorism and keeping security - never have a #hashtag or a Job program been on the list of effective things to be done - but that is the level of intelligence coming out of D.C. about international events.  D.C. is no...
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    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    upping the pace to download as what I said was coming to the US - is now coming on line. FIFTYS ~ F*ck, I F*cking Told You So
  22. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 28
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 28We came back into the Arcade - the air conditioning was crisp and refreshing.  Lamba said she was going to go change and we would go car hunting.  Lil Mila had changed as well - the lights were up a little from before; and she was perched bored and...
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    Luizia🐝 Patrício
    29/01/2017 #3 Luizia🐝 Patrício
    Very very good!
    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 That's Elina from Kiev - she is a minx - pure trouble. I have neither the time nor bank account for her - but she is a wealth of knowledge for navigating the realm of the Ukrainian girls. Completely indispensable and a cute accent too.
    Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #1 Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    They grow these girls in fiction :)
    Nice read
  23. Brian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    28/01/2017
    Looks like the NYPD has deployed their version LRAD
    Deek would be proud
    #Kyrzbekistan

    The ultrasonic version is the one for the Pepto - Pink Missions. It will cause you to loose your stomach contents - out both holes - with a quickness.
    Brian McKenzie
    Protesters Sue NYPD Over Use of Powerful Portable Speaker Known as LRAD
    www.ny1.com Protesters are suing the NYPD over a little-known police device with a big...
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  24. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    15/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 27
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 27Issyk Kul is a magical place - even the watermelons seem to enjoy the beach. Who knew they were migratory? I watched Lambchik play in the water and swim under the pier - the bikini looked well on her, plastered tight and translucent from the rolling...
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    Brian McKenzie
    16/01/2017 #4 Brian McKenzie
    #2 Still working on it and developing - these parts were written two years ago - I have been living the life rather than writing about it, I need to start putting together the last 2 years from Ukraine and Central Asia
    Brian McKenzie
    16/01/2017 #3 Brian McKenzie
    #1 Old, bald and out of shape - I am in no condition to be SoF - and really, even at the height of service and fitness - still wasn't. I was just a desk jockey that has been watching the game since the Soviet Union - with a few stints behind the trigger.
    Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    16/01/2017 #2 Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
    You have me curious for the whole plot.
    Dean Owen
    16/01/2017 #1 Dean Owen
    Fun read. Kind reminded me of Chavez from the book Rainbow Six, my favourite Clancy novel which I don't think they ever made into film for some odd reason. Still trying to figure out your life. Were you really in the military? Special Ops?
  25. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    28/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 26
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 26"The Team" was to arrive later today. It had been a roller coaster of shit so far. First the Mission Op prep package had been hijacked and compromised, then to find out it was one of our own doing it. What would cause a guy to go rogue after nearly...
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