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  1. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    19/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan:  Part 37
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 37While I was blind-folded,  the girls had set up the traditional beer pong table - a college classic.  A few differences appeard for this side of the world.  At my end - was the standard triangle of cups - each with a girl name on them,  except Mila...
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    Brian McKenzie

    08/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 36
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 36What was to be said? – she was a convincing tease. Mila: Boria – soon Day of Defender – we have traditions for big sekx for our men. Well that sounds interesting and fun – 7 girls in round robin harem – hell, what testosterone XY...
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    Brian McKenzie

    04/03/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Special Update
    Kyrzbekistan: Special UpdateThree years ago, when I started writing my ideas / memoirs on my time in the military - and combining them into my desire to be a travel writer - I started my tale about Kyrzbekistan.  At the time, I wrote it as a bit of therapy and angst - a bit of...
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    Brian McKenzie

    26/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 35
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 35Lil Mila bounced out of the changing room in a pair of sandals, laced shorts and loose backed t-shirt that gave way to let me know that she did indeed she didn't choose the pink bikini. She grabbed me by the hand, "Let's Go Boria – mala mala...
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    Brian McKenzie
    02/03/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 @Mario L Castellanos Thanks for reading - some reality, some fiction, some liberal artistic license - but this one was mostly true as the fact checkers say. #Kyrzbekistan is a growing tale of the things I do (or wish I did) while I am overseas - updates as they happen and as I am 'inspired'.
    Mario L Castellanos
    02/03/2017 #1 Mario L Castellanos
    Funny stuff.
  5. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    12/02/2017
    Kryzbekistan: Part 34
    Kryzbekistan: Part 34The mini mart was a nice distraction – nabbed a can of chilled coffee loaded with yak cream, while wandering the aisles of a far flung world of quick consumer grabs. Peculiar things, wrapped in languages that I couldn't necessarily read. Some of...
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    Brian McKenzie

    12/02/2017
    Kyrzbekisan: Part 33
    Kyrzbekisan: Part 33This cargo load of trouble puts a few new kinks into things.  The cars now became secondary to upping the ante on the armament that I had at my disposal.  I need something that hits harder, a lot harder, than a shot gun, long rifle and sidearm.  I...
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    Brian McKenzie

    05/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 32
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 32Dick: Yes sir. Tracking the social media in and out of Asoteniya is tough – nearly everything is about an upcoming music festival – no new photos of a white guy running around in a Hawaiian Shirt. It is a small town, but nearly everybody is...
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    Brian McKenzie

    05/02/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 31
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 31Roderick stared at the morning message traffic as he drank his black acid coffee – as thick as sludge and tasteless as a roof shingle – but it packed the punch of Wake the Fuck Up that he needed. The others in the crew avoided it all together or cut...
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    Brian McKenzie
    05/02/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    He looks a little like Tim McGraw
  9. Brian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    02/02/2017
    This land is our land. This land is not your land
    From Snowy mountains to the flat grassy field;
    From the yurt plains to the steamy stream waters
    This land was made for ours and we.

    In the shadow of angry sheeple I saw my people,
    Blessed are we, standing tall and free;
    As we stand here proud, WE stand together alone
    This land is made for ours and we.

    Nobody living can ever stop us,
    As WE go building our freedom our-way;
    Nobody blathering can ever make us turn back
    This land was made for ours and we.

    Je Suis Kyrzbekistan
    Brian McKenzie
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    Brian McKenzie
    02/02/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    There was a statement from the Kyrzbekistani government about travel and immigration this morning, the answers are there within
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    Brian McKenzie

    02/02/2017
    Central Asia FIRES Back
    Central Asia FIRES BackIn today's world of hostile governments, dangerous terrorists and violent riots; Kyrzbekistan AFFIRMS its own Independent Sovereignty and Formally Declares its Borders are Closed to International Immigrants, Refugees, Assylum Seekers, Foreign...
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    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 30
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 30Game Theory What is to be done?  In the coming conflict – there are three choices – 1) Do nothing – hope for the best. 2) Leave – get out of population centers where violence and mayhem tend to cluster 3) Resist – strike back – put the enemy...
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    Devesh Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #3 Devesh Bhatt
    #2 doesn't matter..A story is up :)
    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 ha ha - there was actually no fiction in this segment - these are the thoughts that go through my head - yes, daily.
    Devesh Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #1 Devesh Bhatt
    You have motivated me to try my hand at fiction...I think I'll write a short story right away
  12. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 29
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 29There are ways of combating terrorism and keeping security - never have a #hashtag or a Job program been on the list of effective things to be done - but that is the level of intelligence coming out of D.C. about international events.  D.C. is no...
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    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #1 Brian McKenzie
    upping the pace to download as what I said was coming to the US - is now coming on line. FIFTYS ~ F*ck, I F*cking Told You So
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    Brian McKenzie

    29/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 28
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 28We came back into the Arcade - the air conditioning was crisp and refreshing.  Lamba said she was going to go change and we would go car hunting.  Lil Mila had changed as well - the lights were up a little from before; and she was perched bored and...
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    Luizia Patrício
    29/01/2017 #3 Luizia Patrício
    Very very good!
    Brian McKenzie
    29/01/2017 #2 Brian McKenzie
    #1 That's Elina from Kiev - she is a minx - pure trouble. I have neither the time nor bank account for her - but she is a wealth of knowledge for navigating the realm of the Ukrainian girls. Completely indispensable and a cute accent too.
    Devesh Bhatt
    29/01/2017 #1 Devesh Bhatt
    They grow these girls in fiction :)
    Nice read
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    Brian McKenzie

    28/01/2017
    Looks like the NYPD has deployed their version LRAD
    Deek would be proud
    #Kyrzbekistan

    The ultrasonic version is the one for the Pepto - Pink Missions. It will cause you to loose your stomach contents - out both holes - with a quickness.
    Brian McKenzie
    Protesters Sue NYPD Over Use of Powerful Portable Speaker Known as LRAD
    www.ny1.com Protesters are suing the NYPD over a little-known police device with a big...
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    Brian McKenzie

    15/01/2017
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 27
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 27Issyk Kul is a magical place - even the watermelons seem to enjoy the beach. Who knew they were migratory? I watched Lambchik play in the water and swim under the pier - the bikini looked well on her, plastered tight and translucent from the rolling...
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    Brian McKenzie
    16/01/2017 #4 Brian McKenzie
    #2 Still working on it and developing - these parts were written two years ago - I have been living the life rather than writing about it, I need to start putting together the last 2 years from Ukraine and Central Asia
    Brian McKenzie
    16/01/2017 #3 Brian McKenzie
    #1 Old, bald and out of shape - I am in no condition to be SoF - and really, even at the height of service and fitness - still wasn't. I was just a desk jockey that has been watching the game since the Soviet Union - with a few stints behind the trigger.
    Devesh Bhatt
    16/01/2017 #2 Devesh Bhatt
    You have me curious for the whole plot.
    Dean Owen
    16/01/2017 #1 Dean Owen
    Fun read. Kind reminded me of Chavez from the book Rainbow Six, my favourite Clancy novel which I don't think they ever made into film for some odd reason. Still trying to figure out your life. Were you really in the military? Special Ops?
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    Brian McKenzie

    28/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 26
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 26"The Team" was to arrive later today. It had been a roller coaster of shit so far. First the Mission Op prep package had been hijacked and compromised, then to find out it was one of our own doing it. What would cause a guy to go rogue after nearly...
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    Brian McKenzie

    28/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan:  Part 25
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 25Mama looked at me - ' Let's go na plyage ' Sure the beach looked nice, and it was not too hot yet, but a call to prayer was coming up, so we stayed inside until the Funky music was laid down and done. The boys of BuckCherry would be proud to have a...
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    Brian McKenzie

    20/12/2016
    Kryzbekistan:  Part 24
    Kryzbekistan: Part 24The humanity of man is a shitty subjunctive that is easily manipulated. He can be led to murder for an ideal, a nation, a currency or a fucking cartoon. The latest rendition is the One World Peace movement.  And there is no cure for it. As long as...
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    Brian McKenzie
    20/12/2016 #1 Brian McKenzie
    I wrote this post 2 years ago - railing against the shit in Ukraine - nothing has changed, they have simply opened up new battle front lines in Central Asia. The Social Security / Nazi Tattoo thesis was my Senior Project in High School in 1987. The wanted me to rescind it .... I refused. They held my Diploma - I went and took / passed the GED. The game is as old as time - it is a damn pity more don't see it. It is a fucking shame that it is still perpetrated in the new digital age with nearly every SJW # out there. Most Notably #United4Ukraine and #BLM 8?/ it's the same damn recipe - why y'all continue to eat it just because they put Social Media sprinkles on it - is beyond me.
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    Brian McKenzie

    18/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 23
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 23We ordered piva and sat for more razgovop, she was not going to let me escape with a light answering of the Big LOVE question. The topics move fast overseas, it is not rude, it is simply direct and compared to the passive aggressive pedantic game of...
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    Brian McKenzie
    18/12/2016 #1 Brian McKenzie
    Elements of the larger and developing story are fiction, this conversation however was nearly word for word reality - including the nipple twist.
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    Brian McKenzie

    11/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 22
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 22* Appropriate Trigger Warning * Delicate Sensibilities will be Offended; Early, Often and Without Remorse *Ah, the questions of love. It is the happy lie that we tell ourselves, when we outgrew Santa- we pinned our hopes to 'LOVE'. The stink of it...
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    Brian McKenzie

    09/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan *Special Update*
    Kyrzbekistan *Special Update*The Exalted and Revered Prefeyct Minister issues the following statement:The sovereign and independent Nation of Kyrzbekistan declares its' support for President Donald Trump. During this time of international crisis and in direct opposition to the...
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    Brian McKenzie
    10/12/2016 #3 Brian McKenzie
    "The only place he will take them is to the cleaners. :)" The place could use a good enema and severe bleaching
    Donna-Luisa Eversley
    09/12/2016 #2 Donna-Luisa Eversley
    #1 yes.. Very well said @Jim Murray
    Jim Murray
    09/12/2016 #1 Jim Murray
    Man I guess that dude is really going to be disappointed when the electoral college reverses their decision next week because they don't think it's smart to have a sociopathic pussy grabbing racist in the white house. You can have all the issues you want with Obama, but you can't honestly believe that this guy will take America to a better place. The only place he will take them is to the cleaners. :)
  22. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    06/12/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 21
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 21Mama ordered the vege patty, I ordered the grilled Yak - the drinks were zucchini, cactus, green apples juiced....then whipped into a iced shake with green tea ice cream. The side was wild green salad. The soil here is a bit unforgiving; so most...
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    Brian McKenzie
    11/12/2016 #3 Brian McKenzie
    I struggle with it - between providing a glossary and leaving it in the mish mash as it was ala the lines of Clockwork Orange - all the slang in that is not actual British slang, but grafted, lifted and stolen Russian. dygis (friends) Boig -(God) malchiks (boys /hooligans) vidi ( To look / watch) I don't know if you can dogydaetcya (guess) from the text or it needs the translation following it. But the loose and flagrant disregard for grammar is indeed how she speaks, and that I will not change - it is too cute when she does, especially with her accent. Look for another update today - I am behind in them.
    Dean Owen
    11/12/2016 #2 Dean Owen
    Another fun read although Mama's dialogue needs a little translating. I need at some stage to go back and read the whole series.
    Pascal Derrien
    06/12/2016 #1 Pascal Derrien
    Wicked article good luck with the router ☺
  23. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    29/11/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 20
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 20Mama Lamchik was waiting by the front door of the arcade. She had changed as well and left the shorty short skirt to trade up for a sarong, silk shirt that let you know she was wearing a bikini and a pair of low strappy sandals. She was beach bunny...
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    Brian McKenzie
    10/12/2016 #5 Brian McKenzie
    #4 this is all pretty tame - you should hear the girls when we get to drinking and turning up the music 😆 I did apply to Trump's Admijistration, I would love nothing more than to burn down Obamacare and all the crony architects with it
    Jim Murray
    02/12/2016 #4 Jim Murray
    You're nuts. But I love it. I'd share it but I don't know if I'd get drummed out the ambassador corps for doing that here. Just kidding, I'll share it on Linkedin. I don't give a shit what happens to me there. TYou are a wild and crazy guys for sure. Why doesn't Trump put you in his cabinet, a new post: Director of Kink.
    Brian McKenzie
    02/12/2016 #3 Brian McKenzie
    @Dean Owen Thanks for reading and sharing. The girls here are a mix of wild crazy techno party insta-grammers to staunch traditionalists that want to get married, have kids and always be the wife. And not much in between. And they do indeed bring the A game to husband hunting. Surf City was all the rave for 2 to 1 .... here it is more closely to 6 to 1 in the city, and at the Universities it is nearly 11 to 1. I have not had a date free day in months. It will be sad to leave for the next country - but I will, because that is the life I know is for me. Never settle, never stay, never marry, never breed. #MGTOW
    Dean Owen
    02/12/2016 #1 Dean Owen
    Fun read @Brian McKenzie. Certainly has a unique style of writing that is uniquely you! I am dangerously beginning to stereotype the ladies of your region into a "desperate for a better life" category when I am sure many young ladies are perfectly happy in the country and would be perfectly happy to marry natives.
  24. ProducerBrian McKenzie

    Brian McKenzie

    30/10/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 19
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 19Mila had unspiked her hair and straightened it in the time I had disappeared into Lambchik's Office,  she looked older, but she was still every bit of off limit danger - ooooysht. Mila was kind enough to surrender the key and directed me to the...
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    Brian McKenzie
    03/11/2016 #2 Brian McKenzie
    @Nick Mlatchkov It depends on who you ask, and what funding you are seeking. Neither side has murdered more than 5,000 yet - so really it is nearly 'peace'
    Nick Mlatchkov
    03/11/2016 #1 Anonymous
    Brian since u're in mid Asia, do u know the situation in Turkmenistan. Some of them are friends of Erdogan, some are loyal to Russia, especially the elit from the ex USSR. Who's prevailing?
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    Brian McKenzie

    15/10/2016
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 18
    Kyrzbekistan: Part 18*****   Warning: Delicate Sensibilities WILL be OFFENDED.  Early & Often   ***************** I rubbed my eyes and took the last pull off the iced coffee, hitting the audible slurp suck sound that occurs when all the black magic is gone and I...
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