- 11/08/2017Happy Friday yall
BILLY'S Words of Wisdom
“Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?”
― Mary Manin Morrisseymedia.londolozi.com
An old woman passed away, so her husband organized the funeral. It was a touching service, but as it was ending there was a great clap of thunder and a flash of lightning across the sky.
The old man looked to his minister and shurgged, "Well, she's up there, and it's His problem now"media.londolozi.com
- 02/08/2017The Break Up
An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man said. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "There's no way they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, smiling. "Great," he says, "they're coming home for Christmas AND paying their own way!!image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 02/08/2017Marriage Congratulations
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "congratulations Harry, I just wanted to tell you I've been married for twenty-two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life."
"But sir", said Harry, "a little bit confused, I'm not getting married until tomorrow!" "Yeah, I know", said his boss.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
قال الغزالي رحمه الله :
إذا رأيت الله يحبس عنك الدنيا ويكثر عليك الشدائد والبلوى ..
فاعلم أنك عزيز عنده .. وأنك عنده بمكان ..
وأنه يسلك بك طريق أوليائه وأصفيائه .. وأنه .. يراك ..
أما تسمع قوله تعالى .. (( واصبر لحكم ربك فإنك بأعيننا )) صدق الله العظيم
" تبسم "
فإن .. الله ..
ما أشقاك إلا ليسعدك
وما أخذ منك إلا ليعطيك
وما أبكاك إلا ليضحكك
وما حرمك إلا ليتفضل عليك
وما ابتلاك .. إلا لأنه
" أحبك "
إن الخيل إذا شارفت نهاية المضمار بذلت قصارى جهدها .. لتفوز بالس ..
فلا تكن الخيل أفطن منك .. !
فإنما الأعمال بالخواتيمimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 19/07/2017Theirs nothing like Mother's loveimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
Amo quelle persone che gli dai un dito e si prendono tutte e due le braccia. Attorno alla vita, e ti si nascondono nel petto.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Stay positive and happy. Work hard and don't give up hope. Be open to criticism and keep learning. Surround yourself with happy, warm and genuine people.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Life will always try to break youimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Billy's Words of Laughter
Live, Love & Laugh
Now's that's anger
A little girl who was writing a school paper asked her father, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" "It's mostly a matter of degree." the dad replied. " Let me show you what I mean". With that the dad picked up the phone and dialed a number at random. A man answered the phone and the dad says, "Hello, is Homer there?" The man on the other end answered, "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number. There's nobody here by that name." The father hangs up and immediately hits redial, "Hello, is Homer there?" asks the father. "Now listen up buddy, there's nobody here by that name so quit bothering me!" The dad listens as the man slams the phone down. You see, says the dad, he is starting to get angry. He hits redial and a loud voice comes on the line. "HELLO!" the man yells. "Yes, is Homer there? asks the father calmly. "Are you crazy?" the man screams, " I told you Homer doesn't live here so don't call back again!" then he slams the phone down again. "Did you hear that?" the father asked the little girl, "Now that is what anger sounds like." "Now you're going to hear exasperation." He picked the phone up and hit redial again. "HELLO!" boomed the voice on the other end. "Hello" the dad says politely, "This is Homer, have I had any calls?"image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 14/07/2017Gerenuk has unique adaptations in the pelvic region allowing it to stand up on its hind legs for extended periods while feeding via wildlifeplanetimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 13/07/2017BILLY'S Words of Wisdom
“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.”
― Bob Marley
There is always time for sweet kisses😘😚image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 12/07/2017Your not a Catimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 10/07/2017To my wonderful friends, I love you all!image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 07/07/2017Have you seen my Motherimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 05/07/2017Play timeimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
A Wild Pony In The Grayson Highlands Of Virginia.
Photo: Adam Welsh/National Geographic/Your Shotimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- 28/06/2017Ball pen Monkey sketch.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Sooty falconimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- The Art of Photography with a Child's touch.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Copper - Smith Barbetimage-store.slidesharecdn.com