PD Scullin

PD Scullin

23/8/2018 · 1 min read · ~10
To Humor (English) and 2 more
Manafort Will Receive The Presidential Medal of Freedom

Manafort Will Receive The Presidential Medal of Freedom

Donald J. Trump announced today he will be awarding recently convicted felon Paul Manafort The Presidential Medal of Freedom next week.“Paul Manafort is one of the bravest Americans ever,” the president told The Lint Screen. “He has withstood...

PD Scullin

PD Scullin

31/7/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1
To Humor (English) and 2 more
Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client

Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client

Rudy Giuliani, President Donald J. Trump’s TV attorney, came to The Lint Screenoffices and clarified some of the confused narratives about his client. He had aides set up a podium and bank of microphones and began making his case.“The president...

Jim Murray

Jim Murray

LOL. Very nice Pat. A man after my own black heart.

2/8/2018
Todd Jones

Todd Jones

Great piece, Patrick! Coffee out the nose funny!

2/8/2018
PD Scullin

PD Scullin

18/7/2018 · 2 min read · ~10
To Humor (English) and 2 more
Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement

Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement

The president called The Lint Screen today to air some grievances.“Everyone is overreacting to my statements in Helsinki,” Donald J. Trump blasted over the phone. “They are going crazy about a statement I made that they didn’t like. They...

PD Scullin

PD Scullin

11/7/2018 · 2 min read · ~10
To political satire and 2 more
Trump's Putin Cheat Sheet Leaked Like A Pee Tape

Trump's Putin Cheat Sheet Leaked Like A Pee Tape

The Donald is meeting privately with the Vladinatornext week, and the sucking sound you hear is the world’s collective fearful gasp of disbelief.When two leaders from nuclear superpowers meet, it’s news. When there is no one there to bear...

George Touryliov

George Touryliov

😂 LoL!

11/7/2018
Jim Murray

Jim Murray

Sounds about right.

11/7/2018
PD Scullin

PD Scullin

4/7/2018 · 1 min read · ~10 · 1
To Humor (English) and 3 more
The American Flag Sues President For Sexual Assault

The American Flag Sues President For Sexual Assault

Ol’ Glory has had it. The Stars and Stripes have hired Atty. Michael Avenatti and filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against President Donald J. Trump. Avenatti also represents adult film star Stormy Daniels in a lawsuit against Trump.“It’s...

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