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  1. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    24/03/2017
    GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare Bill
    GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare BillAs Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival.But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned.After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The...
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  2. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    22/03/2017
    Grilling Judge Neil Gorsuch
    Grilling Judge Neil GorsuchThe editorial board of The Lint Screen has compiled a list of probing questions for Supreme Court Justice nominee Judge Neil Gorsuch and submitted it to the grand inquisitors in Washington.Let’s see if the puppet politicians have enough backbone to...
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  3. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    13/03/2017
    Dead Demand Their Voting Rights
    Dead Demand Their Voting RightsThe dead are not lying down on their rights as Americans!After the 2016 election fraud, politicians are vowing to clamp down on voter fraud that they say cheated President Trump out of millions of votes. One of the key claims is that dead people are...
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  4. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    17/02/2017
    White House-Approved Media Questions
    White House-Approved Media QuestionsFollowing President Donald J. Trump spanking of fake news yesterday, the White House has drafted a list of approved questions for the media to ask in press conferences.“We had to do this,” Jeremy Bostwich, White House senior advisor told The Lint...
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  5. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    04/02/2017
    Douglass Falls In Bowling Green Massacre
    Douglass Falls In Bowling Green MassacreIn a tragic turn of events, Frederick Douglass, who President Trump recently recognized for his “amazing work” died as a result of The Bowling Green Massacre.Douglass was 198-years-old.“It’s a horrible end to an incredible life,” Prof. William...
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  6. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    02/02/2017
    Punxsutawney Phil Sentenced To Death
    Punxsutawney Phil Sentenced To DeathThere’s a critter who is hating the sun today.Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog who has his own holiday and movie, saw his shadow this morning when he exited his burrow in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Tradition says that his shadow sighting...
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  7. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    15/12/2016
    Russians Open Consumer Tech Services Company
    Russians Open Consumer Tech Services CompanyCapitalizing on its success in hacking political email accounts, a new Russian enterprise has been launched in the United States.Called Geekski Squad, the tech services company will be affiliated with Best Buy stores.“Are proud to be in U.S.,”...
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  8. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    07/12/2016
    World Leaders Strengthen Twitter Capabilities In Prep For Prez Trump
    World Leaders Strengthen Twitter Capabilities In Prep For Prez TrumpPrepare the safe room and stock the bomb shelter, come January 20, you may need to take cover!With the election of Donald J. Trump as President, the United States faces dangers never before imagined. “It’s going to be a different world,” confessed a...
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  9. ProducerPatrick Scullin

    Patrick Scullin

    15/11/2016
    ‘The Situation’ Pondering Political Career
    ‘The Situation’ Pondering Political CareerLook out Donald, there’s a creature coming from the sea who may take you down!After witnessing the incredible success Donald J. Trump has had in politics, Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame is thinking he may campaign to be the...
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