PD Scullin
1d ago · 1 min read · ~10
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U2 TO RECORD NEXT ALBUM IN WHITE HOUSE

U2 TO RECORD NEXT ALBUM IN WHITE HOUSE

The band U2 is not known for being political, but the Irish rockers are making a move to the most political place on Earth — 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!Bono told The Lint Screen today that the band’s next album will be recorded in the situation...

PD Scullin
3d ago · 1 min read · ~10
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PENCE LAUNCHES SPACE FORCE FOR CAPTAIN TRUMP

PENCE LAUNCHES SPACE FORCE FOR CAPTAIN TRUMP

Mike Pence is the perfect second banana, a loving, loyal lapdog eager to please his master and lick his face. The V.P. ‘took the con’ on Thursday and announced the sixth branch of the U.S. military, Space Force.“High above the clouds and below...

Bill Stankiewicz, 🐝 Brand Ambassador

Bill Stankiewicz, 🐝 Brand Ambassador

Really, we need to combine Army, Airforce, Navy & Marines. Due to the size & technology in place too many Generals.

3d ago
PD Scullin
7/8/2018 · 3 min read · ~10
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QANON UNMASKED, AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY BELIEVE

QANON UNMASKED, AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY BELIEVE

“The Storm” is brewing and its name begins with Q.QAnon, a group of fanatics who see scary monsters in every shadow, is now out in the open and nervously sweating. The Lint Screen does a deep dive into this mysterious organization so you’ll...

PD Scullin
31/7/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1
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Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client

Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client

Rudy Giuliani, President Donald J. Trump’s TV attorney, came to The Lint Screenoffices and clarified some of the confused narratives about his client. He had aides set up a podium and bank of microphones and began making his case.“The president...

Jim Murray

Jim Murray

LOL. Very nice Pat. A man after my own black heart.

2/8/2018
Todd Jones

Todd Jones

Great piece, Patrick! Coffee out the nose funny!

2/8/2018
PD Scullin
18/7/2018 · 2 min read · ~10
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Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement

Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement

The president called The Lint Screen today to air some grievances.“Everyone is overreacting to my statements in Helsinki,” Donald J. Trump blasted over the phone. “They are going crazy about a statement I made that they didn’t like. They...

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