- Always act with love and in love.... it is transformation.... it is healing ... it is a gift ... it is a treasure ... it is beautiful and precious -- it is you and it is me -- LOVE IS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US...image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- The best thing about the worst time... Enjoy your Thursday, dear friendsimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Happy Thursday lets make a great day.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- More Laughter
A woman and a baby
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- BILLY'S Words of Wisdom
“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
"Coast: Clarkson Stanfield’s spectacles of sea and sky"image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Happy hump day
Mourning sugar anyoneimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
- Clear in thought. ..strong in mind. leads a long way. ..image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Billy's Words of laughter
Live, Love & Laugh
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"
In pretty Portofino, Italy.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- We need more laughter
Woman can't get mating dogs apart
A woman had two dogs that she hadn't had fixed, but always kept them from mating. One night she wakes up at 2 AM to this terrible howling.
She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and is unable to separate them.
She called her vet ,who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”
“Do you think that will work?” she asked.
“Just worked for me,” he replied.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- A l'époque Gallo-romaine, une petite cité se développe et devient la capitale de la tribu des Véliocasses, un peuple gaulois celte. C'est l'ancêtre de Rouen qui va devenir la 2éme ville plus importante ville de Gaulle après Lugdunum (Lyon).
A partir du IIIéme siècle, la ville subit des invasions barbares et se christianise.
Rouen est ravagé en 841 par les vikings.
En 843, Rouen devient la capitale du duché de Normandie avec à sa tête le chef viking Rollon que le Roi de France a fait comte de Rouen.image-store.slidesharecdn.com
- "Life is simple. Everything happens for you, not to you. Everything happens at exactly the right moment, neither too soon nor too late. You don't have to like it... it's just easier if you do."
~ Byron Katieimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
A double shot every morning for me...I wonder how people live without itimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- BILLY'S Words of Wisdom
“There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world, because you realize there is so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.”
― Zayn Malikimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Tuesday mornings are hardimage-store.slidesharecdn.com
- Just exactly !!image-store.slidesharecdn.com