PD Scullin

PD Scullin

4d ago · 1 min read · ~10
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TRUMP BRAGS, “TWO IMPEACHMENTS PROVE I’M THE BEST AT BEING WORST PRESIDENT!”

TRUMP BRAGS, “TWO IMPEACHMENTS PROVE I’M THE BEST AT BEING WORST PRESIDENT!”

Today President Donald J. Trump made history as he became the first president in U.S. history to be impeached twice.“It’s an incredible achievement,” Trump told the The Lint Screen. “No one has ever seen a worse president than me. My first...

Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris

Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris

And when I say "I guess" I mean that this is my impression, based o the facts I've seen so far. This is not a certainty, nor a political statement so that we are clear.

4d ago
Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris

Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris

I guess for some people it's more important to be remembered, even if it's for something as cringeworthy as this! :-)

4d ago
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PD Scullin

6d ago · 2 min read · ~10
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PENCE ASKS TRUMP NOT TO BE “HANGED LIKE A DOG”

PENCE ASKS TRUMP NOT TO BE “HANGED LIKE A DOG”

V.P. Mike Pence is a happy man.“I think the president and I have cleared our small flare up,” the milquetoast man told The Lint Screen. “That kerfuffle last Wednesday at the Capitol was simply a little misunderstanding between me and the boss....

PD Scullin

PD Scullin

7/1/2021 · 2 min read · ~10
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Trump's Lemmings Rampage Capitol To Rescue America From Biden's Carnage

Trump's Lemmings Rampage Capitol To Rescue America From Biden's Carnage

They believe whatever he tells them, and President Donald Trump for months has been telling his rubes if he somehow lost the election it would "be because it's rigged." And like gullible suckers who believe in magic beans, they bought it. Hook,...

PD Scullin

PD Scullin

4/1/2021 · 3 min read · ~10
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The Case of The Missing 11,780 Georgia Votes

The Case of The Missing 11,780 Georgia Votes

It was the jazz side of midnight. I was working the business end of a bottle of Bunions Bourbon when a dame cast a shadow as curvaceous as a Le Mans track my doorway.“Are you Mr. Schmildlap?” she interrogated.“What’s it to you?” I...

PD Scullin

PD Scullin

31/12/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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MCCONNELL DRINKS BLOOD OF INFANTS, SAYS AMERICANS NEED TO “TOUGHEN UP”

MCCONNELL DRINKS BLOOD OF INFANTS, SAYS AMERICANS NEED TO “TOUGHEN UP”

Sen. Mitch McConnell was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth.“I came out of the womb,” he says with a chuckle, “grabbed a pillow and suffocated my mother in the hospital bed. I didn’t want to be dependent on her or anyone, and I’ve...

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