Patrick Scullin
1d ago · 1 min read · ~10 · 1Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell
First Lady Melania Trump is in guarded condition following her recent bout of excessive smiling while attending the funeral of Barbara Bush.“The First Lady is recovering nicely,” Dr. Phillip Excelsey of Walter Reed National Military Medical...
Patrick Scullin
17/4/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1Hannity Declares Innocence In “Witch Hunt”
Sean Hannity fidgets in his seat as his hands work a fidget spinner so hard it creates hurricane force winds. His eyes dart about wildly as he leans forward and confides to The Lint Screen, “I am the real victim here, I tells ya. A truly innocent...
Patrick Scullin
12/4/2018 · 1 min read · ~10 · 1Patriot Paul Ryan Retires: “My Work Is Done!”
True blue Americans are even bluer following the shocking news that Rep. Paul Ryan is retiring from his post as Speaker of The House by not seeking re-election. “I was a lock!” he confided to The Lint Screen.The Speaker addressed the full...
Patrick Scullin
9/4/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1Sinclair Scripts Leaked; A Nation Waits Anxiously
A pint of Old Grand Dad, two roaches, and good old-fashioned investigative journalism by reporters at The Lint Screen has helped reveal upcoming scripts for editorial segments to be carried by all 173 TV stations in the Sinclair Broadcast Group.Here...
Claire L Cardwell
Patrick Scullin - No fake news is good news right? Terrific post! CC Jim Murray Phil Friedman David B. Grinberg thought you would enjoy this one!
Patrick Scullin
3/4/2018 · 1 min read · ~10Prez Invites “Pootie” To Sleepover
With the world in an ever-present danger of nuclear holocaust, U.S. President Donald J. Trump believes in the power of togetherness, so he recently invited Russia President Vladimir Putin to the White House “for a sleepover to end all...
Claire L Cardwell
Patrick Scullin - don't know how Melania controls herself from putting Paraquat in Trump's tea!