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3/6/2018 · 1 min read · ~10Waldo Asks, “Where’s Melania?”
Waldo Creedendamp is the world’s foremost expert on blending in and becoming invisible, and even he is curious to know the whereabouts of first lady Melania Trump.“It’s like she’s vanished from the Earth,” Waldo told The Lint Screen as he...
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7/5/2018 · 2 min read · ~10Kanye And Rudy Speak Out
Kayne West and Rudy Giuliani recently came by The Lint Screen offices to speak on the record, pound on the editor’s desk and clarify some of the points they say “the fake lamestream media” has gotten wrong. Here is a transcript of what was...
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17/4/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1Hannity Declares Innocence In “Witch Hunt”
Sean Hannity fidgets in his seat as his hands work a fidget spinner so hard it creates hurricane force winds. His eyes dart about wildly as he leans forward and confides to The Lint Screen, “I am the real victim here, I tells ya. A truly innocent...
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1/5/2018 · 1 min read · ~10Big Bird To Host Next White House Correspondents Dinner
It seems conservatives and liberals alike were outraged over Michelle Wolf’s scathing 19-minute comedy set Saturday evening at the White House Correspondents Dinner.“She said dirty words,” gasped an evangelical congressman. “I had the...
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25/4/2018 · 1 min read · ~10 · 1Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell
First Lady Melania Trump is in guarded condition following her recent bout of excessive smiling while attending the funeral of Barbara Bush.“The First Lady is recovering nicely,” Dr. Phillip Excelsey of Walter Reed National Military Medical...
Claire L Cardwell
PD Scullin - don't know how Melania controls herself from putting Paraquat in Trump's tea!
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Thanks, @ClaireLCaldwell
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