Patrick Scullin
1d ago · 1 min read · ~10 · 1
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Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell

Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell

First Lady Melania Trump is in guarded condition following her recent bout of excessive smiling while attending the funeral of Barbara Bush.“The First Lady is recovering nicely,” Dr. Phillip Excelsey of Walter Reed National Military Medical...

Claire L Cardwell

Claire L Cardwell

Patrick Scullin - don't know how Melania controls herself from putting Paraquat in Trump's tea!

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Patrick Scullin
17/4/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1
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Hannity Declares Innocence In “Witch Hunt”

Hannity Declares Innocence In “Witch Hunt”

Sean Hannity fidgets in his seat as his hands work a fidget spinner so hard it creates hurricane force winds. His eyes dart about wildly as he leans forward and confides to The Lint Screen, “I am the real victim here, I tells ya. A truly innocent...

Claire L Cardwell

Claire L Cardwell

Excellent Patrick Scullin!

17/4/2018
Patrick Scullin
12/4/2018 · 1 min read · ~10 · 1
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Patriot Paul Ryan Retires: “My Work Is Done!”

Patriot Paul Ryan Retires: “My Work Is Done!”

True blue Americans are even bluer following the shocking news that Rep. Paul Ryan is retiring from his post as Speaker of The House by not seeking re-election. “I was a lock!” he confided to The Lint Screen.The Speaker addressed the full...

Patrick Scullin
9/4/2018 · 2 min read · ~10 · 1
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Sinclair Scripts Leaked; A Nation Waits Anxiously

Sinclair Scripts Leaked; A Nation Waits Anxiously

A pint of Old Grand Dad, two roaches, and good old-fashioned investigative journalism by reporters at The Lint Screen has helped reveal upcoming scripts for editorial segments to be carried by all 173 TV stations in the Sinclair Broadcast Group.Here...

Claire L Cardwell

Claire L Cardwell

Patrick Scullin - No fake news is good news right? Terrific post! CC Jim Murray Phil Friedman David B. Grinberg thought you would enjoy this one!

10/4/2018
Patrick Scullin
3/4/2018 · 1 min read · ~10
To Humor (English) and 2 more
Prez Invites “Pootie” To Sleepover

Prez Invites “Pootie” To Sleepover

With the world in an ever-present danger of nuclear holocaust, U.S. President Donald J. Trump believes in the power of togetherness, so he recently invited Russia President Vladimir Putin to the White House “for a sleepover to end all...

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