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@Patrick Scullin excellent piece thank you

Stuffed Pantsuit.

She blew the election, Jim, because, like most politicians, she listened to and believed the talking heads. Her campaign managers also failed badly when it came to building a strategy around the realities of the Electoral College. However, Hillary did not give us Trump. The rock heads who could not understand that a vote for anyone other than Hillary, and even no vote at all, became de facto a vote for Trump. No, Hillary didn't give us Trump. We in the U.S. gave us Trump. And we may not even live to regret it properly.

Just from reading what you posted I can see how she blew the election. People in America (except for ad guys) want to be promised the moon and the stars. Being realistic has never been the long suit of politicians anywhere. She blew it and she should have known better because she blew it once before and didn't seem to learn from her mistakes. BTW are you guys expected to catch any of this Irma weather?

I'm speechless.

@Zacharias 🐝 Voulgaris–– haven't read The Onion for months, did they do something similar?

Hey, you need to make the necessary attributions before taking articles from The Onion! :-)

#6 The hell it does. UN needs our money, we freaking make the UN, the UN needs to be dissolved because of it so #PLOUN and anti-Semitic. The UN is our money it should be called the USN UN because no one even puts in half of what we do. Screw the UN and regulations and those that go against our Constitution.

#5 of course america needs the United Nations and to be regulated.

No he sold the Country on what he is doing and what he is doing is FUCKING AWESOME =) So sick of trump supporters, you are a Canadian, go with the future of Montrealstan, Ontariostan, Quebecostan. Americans are sick of those that criticize those that are sad that they did not get the American Leader, Minus Benghazi, Seth Rich, Rapist She Got Off, so sorry, HEll NO, TRUMP DOES HAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLES TRUST, I saw him Speak, it is the ObamaAide You keep drinking from the 'Thrill Up His Legs.' His approval numbers are fine, just get your burqas out and get ready for SHARIA while you watch a real lead do what real leaders do - KICK ASS and ANSWER TO Not the UN or any other Nation. Why, because we are becoming back to Superpower status and if it calls for war in some parts of the world, so be it, when you are armed IRAN and prior to that BJ Clinton with N. Korea so he can get down with Monica, that shit comes back to haunt you. I sleep better at night knowing that he is not liked by the world, I don't want to be like in the world, I want to be a Superpower Again. I don't want a leader that goes off and golfs after someone gets beheaded and stand down when I know we are being attacked and not have a leader that her right handed girl is tied to HAMAS as she wrote to her brother about Hillary Clinton. Wake up and turn off the idiot box, America does not need nor give two shits about the UN and other countries telling us what is right and what is wrong.

#2 #2 Jim, you say you have no horse in this fight, but you are definitely favoring what we had before. I don't believe I back the wrong horse, I feel that both parties created the mess, and most of the people that voted for him felt the same. No, he is not the wrong horse, actually, he is the right horse, excuse the pun. =P I can see from Canada that you elected your own Obama and also I can see that Montreal looks like England, Sweden, etc and the rest. No, he is not the dark horse, he is a true leader, and I SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT knowing he is backing the USA with as much Bravado, Business Sense and his Kick Ass SOB not Political Bullshit that Hillary and the ClintonMassageLaunderingParlor that we almost had to deal with. I am proud that supports our defense and is going to make us Stronger and does not bow before any 3rd World TIn Pot Dictator and does not invite the BLM, CAIR, and HAMAS in the WhiteHouse. Canada, have fun with the Liberal Crybabies that are trying to become Canadian Citizens because they fear a Strong America. Oh, by the way, he is going to get in #2020. All this bullshit is just hammering his cause and strengthing my resolve that he was sent by g-d himself to correct us from what was SHARI Law Becoming In Power and Obama yikes as a Supreme Court Justice Impostor.

#1 Nice try dude, and I agree the bullshit has to stop. What Trump supporters neglect to acknowledge, in all their reluctance to just admit they backed the wrong horse, is that he is not trying to do his best because he has a disease called chronic narcissism, which means he can only do what's best for himself. This in turn means, he is incapable of actually caring for the people he was elected to serve. I am so sick of Trump supporters posting comments just like yours. All it means it that your myopia on this subject is severe. I have no dog at all in this fight, because I am Canadian. What I see from the outside is complete insanity, total incompetence, egomania off the charts, chronic self-aggrandizement, and the slow but sure erosion of support in both houses of your government. This situation will get worse before it gets better, because while a relatively small minority support him, the vast majority now think he's out to lunch. And frankly if you, as a president, don't have the support of the people in America you have nothing. Yeah, he sold the country on change. But he's a hustler and you all got hustled.

That's about right.

Why can't we just Trump have a chance and stop making fun of everything that he has trying to do. Seriously the press before was in the hot tub with the past Administration. Trump took their bullshit by the throat and gave it back 10 fold and they are not acting whiny little-spoiled kids that did not get their way. Just give it a rest already. No I did not read the article, and yes I am for Trump, and no I was not for Obama, but I was for Clinton and Against Bush. No, I am not a racist, homophobe, misogynist and the past Administration was really meant on dividing, weakening, and socializing anything and everything. So now, this is what happens when you have a real Parent, Patriot, and someone that wants the USA to Succeed. No, he is not perfect, no he is not a Politician and no he does not play the game, but he is doing the best he can. Fyi I am Jewish, Blue Collar Background, Strong Democratic Ties to Union and Screw Big Corps Brought Up. College Educated and was born to thank those that serve and had no problem saying the Pledge of Allegiance as well as saying Amen whenever I heard the lords Prayer given by anyone. This bullshit has to stop here and now.

Hilarious, because that slogan was probably thought up by a teenager on a break from listening to Justin Beiber or even Kim K., and her parents think she's a genius.

#1 Good for you, Brian. Rest assured, your health is the #1 concern of this administration! Be well, thanks for reading​ and contributing.

Hmmm, i might borrow that cat. I did get a letter from the White House about my healthcare proposal, but without a scheduled meeting, I consider it on par with a letter from Publisher's Clearing House claiming that I might already be a winner.

#1 Thanks, Jim. I've revised it and think it's better. No plans on moving to Canada... yet!

You're a real card Patrick. When are you moving to Canada?

@Patrick Scullin irreverent as always...fabulous!

#1 Great points, @Nicole Chardenet. Thanks for reading and contributing.

I'm afraid this law would likely be ruled unconstitutional and a violation of the Geneva Convention. At least when the President is a Human Cheeto with the personality of a narcissistic donkey!

Mama Mia

ROTFL! Hubby needs a butt..he is thinking of trying on some Chinos.

ROTFL! The title alone caught my attention--so of course I had to read it! Good job Patrick! HUbby needs a butt..he is thinking of trying on some Chinos.

And I thought I had problems. Yikes!

Very funny. Very sad. I laughed. I cried. It tossed my cookies and then hired an illegal immigrant to clean it up.

Well done Patrick!

Ha ha ha...You had me going there for a minute. Great clickbait is the sign of a good huckster.

@patrck scullin When I saw the spot I thought Oh no!!! Bad brief interpreted badly by the agency? Glad you pointed out the fact that it was done in - house. An absolute load of shite...its sugar water for Gods sake !!!

Super critique! That was quite pat, Patrick. You said it. We have moved from chaos to disorder, from new gen to millennials ...and glam sham still sells! Philosophy becomes fizz...protests become parties. ;)

Pavlovian Kibble ~ Lenin would be proud.

#4 Your welcome @patrickscullin But as many BLM protesters and Civil Rights pioneers said.... I didn't realize holding a can of Pepsi would have saved me from a, b or c. I agree in general with the lack of empathy as referenced in the Kent State remark below but, I would also warn of this issue across the board... Susan Sontag one of my sheroes wrote about this as "The Other" in "Regarding the Pain of Others". https://monoskop.org/images/a/a6/Sontag_Susan_2003_Regarding_the_Pain_of_Others.pdf

Thanks, @Veronica Ochoa, you make excellent points.

Thanks, @Phil Friedman, I appreciate the kind words.

While I cannot condone the use of Kendall Jenner I understand (from POV) that this is similar to me to the 70's version of Coca-Cola's "I like to give the world a Coke" campaign and the ending is (in my POV) a nod to the infamous photo of Jan Kasmir (flower power movement). I think it is a betrayal of her memory and her legacy then and now. I wish this had been done better but, this reminds me and all of us there is work to do.Yes, advertising and media should step up. The Superbowl commercials were lackluster and only one dared to talk about the immigration debate. 84 Lumber's http://fortune.com/2017/02/03/super-bowl-commercials-84-lumber/ very subtle yet powerful and evocative message spoke to me as a daughter of a Mexican immigrant who mother was given amnesty by Ronald Reagan mind you....and who herself as the liberty to evoke her 1st Amendment right to free speech. My mother a proud US Citizen..fully vested in everywhere and has been since 2000. Yes, there are POCs everywhere in the commercial because this is the America and not what the current government wants us to believe. Are the signs myself and others have made to protest since Trayvon Martin creative? Yes. They are. Are we trying to be social change agents. Yes, we are. This affirms to me the BLM movement is relevant, protesting is relevant and we need to #resist http://motto.time.com/4695248/vietnam-war-protester-trump-pepsi/

Straight out of a marketing playbook derived from a selection of advice to be found on social media about branding and "authenticity". The only thing the creators of this ad missed was mixing in recovered historical footage of students being shot down by inexperienced, scared and panicked National Guardsmen at Kent State University. Because it's possible for an eight-year-old to drive an automobile doesn't mean you should let them. Thanks, @Patrick Scullin, for bringing this to our attention. Some serious lessons to learn here.