- Parallel SPAM dogs never intersect in the same plane
......or it could be a girl on a beach....your guess is as good as mine
- It's 3:45 in the morning.....you have been on a bender, and you are not sure if you are hungry.....or you need to puke
Your dilemna is solved, SPAM to the rescue
- When I was in Korea (1990/1 & 2014/5), I had quite a bit of kimchee - however, not once did this land on my plate.
- The Casserole
SPAM , tater tots, olives, onions, peppers, cheese, salsa and more damn cheese *(Jalapenos need also appear)
Serve with cold beer
- Looking to change up your boring Deviled Eggs or Replace your Run of the mill Chicken Salad Sandwich?
SPAM has you covered - Start Spreading the News - SPAM in a new Can
- Forget the Pop Tart
This is the Morning Solution you Need
SPAM to go - ready in its own pouch, keep one in your pocket for Emergencies !
- Always choose the Original SPAM. Never Settle for an Imitation.
Friends don't let Friends eat SPAMSTITUTE
- Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?
I don't care - but the Egg is Missing from this one!
SPAMMICH with donuts as the 'buns'.
- If you have been to Hawaii - you know they LOVE their SPAM - and they get serious about it.
Hello SPAM 'sushi' - Often a breakfast event. The wonderful Spiced Shoulder with egg, surrounded by rice, sprinkled with sesame seeds and wrapped in seaweed
- Want to add some sizzle to an old favorite? Just Grill up that SPAM
Here is a SPAMd'Cristo
make French Toast - Fry up the Spam. slide it in between with tomato, olives, Romaine Lettuce and a hot Horseradish
Serve with a nice cold Vodka - because it is 5 o'clock somewhere Comrade
I would have to add cheese to this in some rendition or other - I am leaning to a crumbled Blue Cheese variant for this outing.
- SPAM - it's what's for BREAKFAST
A tropical take on the McMuffin thingy
Get toasted English Muffins and stack in between a slap of pineapple, sausage slathered in country gravy, fried SPAM, a fried egg and don't forget the Cheese.
Serve with hashbrowns, a large side of bacon, and mandatory coffee
We all die - might as well go like this.