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6d ago · 2 min read · ~10
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TRUMP FIRES MEDICAL SCIENCE, WILL RELY ON “MY BRAIN AND GUT TO KEEP AMERICANS HEALTHY”

TRUMP FIRES MEDICAL SCIENCE, WILL RELY ON “MY BRAIN AND GUT TO KEEP AMERICANS HEALTHY”

President Trump loves America, and he is disappointed medical science has failed its citizens.“All these so-called experts are big phonies,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “I listened to Dr. Fauci and all his stupid eggheads. And what happened?...

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18/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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TRUMP BLOWS THE LID OFF OBAMAGATE; CLAIMS SQUIRRELS WERE SPYING ON HIM

TRUMP BLOWS THE LID OFF OBAMAGATE; CLAIMS SQUIRRELS WERE SPYING ON HIM

Donald J. Trump has always been known as a genteel gentleman, a mild-mannered man of principle, and the utmost integrity–– but now the gloves are off–– it’s no more mister nice guy!The president spoke with The Lint Screen today and...

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13/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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Barr Declares "Friend of The President" Law

Barr Declares "Friend of The President" Law

Atty. General William Barr knows his justice, and he also knows which cheek of the president's ample ass is buttered.Today, Barr declared a new law he's written "offering complete immunity from American laws to friends, family, and associates of...

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12/5/2020 · 1 min read · ~10
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MCCONNELL VOWS TO “OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS” ON OBAMA

MCCONNELL VOWS TO “OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS” ON OBAMA

Sen. Mitch McConnell is known for being one chill dude (“don’t bogart that blunt, bitch”is his common refrain in Senate chambers), but former President Barack Obama has got his dander up.“That black guy needs to learn to learn how to shut...

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7/5/2020 · 2 min read · ~10
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New Coronavirus Task Force Member Announced

New Coronavirus Task Force Member Announced

If anyone knows how to create drama, it's President Donald J. Trump. The man who made The Apprentice the most popular TV show in history has decided to shake things up with the cast on The White House Cornanvirus Task Force."We've had the highest...

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