Brian McKenzie en GrumblePot, Love, Dating, Romance, Marriage & Divorce, Music in English SVP Patient Integration • MEDx Ehealth 14/2/2018 · 2 min de lectura · 2,6K

Happy Valentines Day - Pence Rules

My last years' version was so popular, here is a new installment.

Happy Valentines Day - Pence RulesDone, Done, Done, Done, Done


Talkin' at the sheep all night
Makin' themselves crazy
(Out of their mind, out of their mind)
Choke it down and shout it out
Hopin' it could flame them
(Too many lies, too many years)
Their Con, makes me feel like nobody at all
Nobody's safe at all
And their Con, doesn't shove me
So I tell myself, I tell myself

One, don't talk to them on the phone

Never be with a her if she is drunk and alone
Two, don't let her in
Never meet in private again
Three, don't be her friend
They gonna say she was in your bed in the morning
And if you ain't around her
You ain't getting rolled over

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em
I've gotta count them to myself
I've got Pence rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself


I keep pushin' them away
Never get pullin' them backwards
(Nowhere to turn, go my own way)
(Nowhere to turn, MGTOW)
Now I'm standing back from it
I finally see the pattern
(I finally learned, I finally learned)
And their Con, doesn't shove me
So I tell myself, I tell myself
I do, I do, I do

One, don't talk to her on a phone

Never be with a her if she is drunk and alone
Two, don't let her in
Never meet in private again
Three, don't be her friend
They gonna say she was in your bed in the morning
And if you ain't around her
You ain't getting rolled over

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em
I've gotta count them to myself
I've got Pence rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself

Practice makes perfect

I got them learned by heart (I got Pence rules, I count 'em)
Eat, sleep, and breathe it
Rehearse and repeat it 'cause I (I got Pence, I got Pence, I)

One, don't talk to her on the phone

Never be with a her if she is drunk and alone
Two, don't let her in
Never meet in private again
Three, don't be her friend
They gonna say she was in your bed in the morning
And if you ain't around her
You ain't getting rolled over

All it means is “vagina.” Get over it.

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em

I've got Pence rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
I've got Pence rules, I count 'em (baby you know I count 'em)
I've gotta tell them to myself
Don't let her in, don't let her near
Don't be her friend, don't be her friend
Don't let her in, don't let her in
Don't be her friend, don't be her friend
You ain't getting near a Her

Here is the Original Riff