Motivation - 10 Funny Thoughts That Will Make Your Day…
Why so serious?
It’s the summer, it’s not 2016 anymore and you are looking gorgeous.
Well not as rough as yesterday.
Today I decided to share something that makes me smile instead of frown.
10 cool thoughts to share with others or bounce around in your head until the day feels better.
Feel free to borrow any of them, I stole every last one.
Oh yes I did.
If you are hardcore, you MUST use at least one in a real conversation today…
- If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
- Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
- I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
- My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.
- Don’t mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
- An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
- At the end of the day life should ask us “Are you sure you want to save the changes?”
- I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
- Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
- There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I’m thinking of continuing.
and a bonus one…
11. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Short and sweet.
Have an amazing day.
I promise to grow up in time for tomorrow…
Dave Crane recently won the Al Arouwad/ MTV award as the best motivational speaker in the MENA region. He is also an award-winning broadcaster, NLP hypnotherapist, author and speaker coach. In his career, he’s run radio stations, coached many of the world’s favourite brands and worked alongside some of the biggest names in entertainment and sports.
Find out about Dave’s Comedy Stage Hypnosis Show too.