Pull It Sir Prize
I come from way down south
From a small town in a vast land
English seldom came to mouth
But this poem will make a stand
Yew see, my spelling was not gr8
Eet lacked a certain fine fin S
Good grammar came 2 late
Two reach any poetic noblesse
May my spelling not decline
And all ways bee cure rekt
Four I wood not utter a wine
If some 1 comes to check
I took a hole new direction
My grammar now is perfect yes
No need for any correction
From beBee's Grammar Goddess
I am humble butt o so proud
To rite so well is a huge big feet
U C, miss takes R knot aloud
Look a new at the prose you reed
No more grammar miss steaks
When righting a poem or averse
I rite to make all quiver and quake
In words sew stirring and terse
I right away in flourishing flare
Verse, rhyme and rhythm bold
Here is my poem, and B a ware
My eloquent words to hold
Read my prose so Mnintly wise
This, is my Pull It Sir Prize!
A lass…
I still am from way down south
My Inglitch inkorekt and broke
Let me not speak my mouth
Unless it be a masterstroke!
With thanks to:
Susan 🐝 Rooks, the Grammar Goddess - mentioned in this piece and for her Friday Fun posts.
Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador - for courteously correcting errors in my posts.
Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador - for being the true poet from the south, and for his limericks and rhymes on beBee.
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Comments
Ken Boddie
5 years ago #36
Claire L Cardwell..... This recycled ditty’s still gritty and witty, As kick started off by Ms Claire, I trust that your grammar’s at home with your granda, And Miss Spelling’s gone for repair? But don’t let me blunder and plunder your thunder, I really don’t want us to fight, In this hemisphere, we all speak quite queer, When all’s said and done, “She’ll be right”!
Ken Boddie
5 years ago #35
Debasish Majumder
6 years ago #34
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #33
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #32
Helena Jansen van Vuuren I remember the days! Glad you enjoyed a bit of a blast from the past. Thanks for commenting Helena.
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #31
Helena Jansen van Vuuren I do remember those days! Glad you enjoyed this as a bit of a blast from the past. Thanks for commenting Helena.
Helena Jansen van Vuuren
6 years ago #30
Helena Jansen van Vuuren
6 years ago #29
Proma Nautiyal
6 years ago #28
🐝 Fatima G. Williams
6 years ago #27
Ken Boddie
6 years ago #26
Ah, Aleta - thought that you'd prematurely hung up. No doubt to busily brush up those split infinitives which need attending to? 😂
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #25
Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador Thank you for the kind words Franci - also for sharing the post.
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #24
Martin Wright Thanks for reading and commenting Martin. Clearly I need Susan's help and expertise.
Martin Wright
6 years ago #23
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #22
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #21
Aleta Curry Well now. that must be the shortest comment ever on a post of mine :)
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #20
Paul Walters Vir seker Paul, n nuwe taal het geen einde nie!
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #19
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #18
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #17
Aleta Curry Well now, that must be the shortest comment ever :)
Paul Walters
6 years ago #16
Ken Boddie
6 years ago #15
Wait ..... there's more ..... Pardon me, Gert, some admonition, 😟 Don't end a sentence with a preposition. 🤗
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #14
Ken Boddie
6 years ago #13
Lance 🐝 Scoular
6 years ago #12
My emojis are on my android Samsung Galaxy S8 Smart Phone. 📱 Similar emojis on Apple iPhones📲 Best Lance ✴🌐
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #11
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #10
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #9
Lance \ud83d\udc1d Scoular Thanks Lance. One day I want to know how you do all those emoji's!
Lance 🐝 Scoular
6 years ago #8
Jerry Fletcher
6 years ago #7
Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess
6 years ago #6
Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess
6 years ago #5
Pascal Derrien
6 years ago #4
Laurent Boscherini
6 years ago #3
Gert Scholtz
6 years ago #2
Ian Weinberg
6 years ago #1