Guilherme Schneider Loro en Creative Writers Avaliador 3/7/2016 · 1 min de lectura · +300

Fantastic Curriculum


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Fantastic Curriculum

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                                                                           Guilherme Schneider Loro

1. Introduction

I have a background in Electrical Engineering, Post-doc, PhD, MSC and MBA in the same. Ten years of experience in the profession, acting in the most important international companies. Responsible for most of the world technological development of Electrical Engineering. Domain of ten languages.

2. Table of contents

Post-doc at MIT, PhD (2010) at Cambridge, masters (2007) by Oxford and graduate at Sorbonne, being the discoverer of Bionic artificial vision for the blinds which is equivalent to the natural human vision in all aspects. The same for hearing impaired, with device that is equivalent in all the natural human hearing. Electronic course about espionage at the CIA and the KGB, on vacations from the Sorbonne. In the companies, responsible for the development of the last generation Intel processors and the ones to come in the next few years , primary developer of Windows 10, 8 and 7. Responsible for the NASA project who will lead the humans to Mars.

3. Latest experiences

Company/position/period: end-begin/assignments

1. Intel/electronic engineer/2016.07-2010.03/development of processors

2. Microsoft/software engineer/2016.07-2010.03/development of Windows 10, 8 and 7.

3. Nasa/electrical engineer/2016.07-2010.03/author and developer of the project that will take the man to Mars

4. European Space Agency/electrical engineer/1996.12-1992.03/author of the project of the probe that was to the Sun

4. Summary of Qualifications

AutoCAD-domain in all versions, with Autodesk certified official school  ; Domains: MS Project; MSOffice; PLCs; IHM; Analog and Digital Electronics; English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Mandarin, Japanese, Swahili and Portuguese.

5. Achievements

Responsible for most of the modern scientific and technological development of the Earth, outside those made through the doctorate, master and in companies, through scientific exchanges carried out with aliens in the Galaxy Andromeda, in planet located in the region of the so-called Population II Stars. Many technological materials, media and text were brought on the return trip, allowing the learning with the information. For the trip was conducted using warp technique, domain of the aliens,which makes the trip faster, lasting for two days. It was necessary the alien language learning for greater communication.


Language-degree of knowledge- certificate- how was developed

1. English-domain-with certificate-a year of living in London

2. Spanish-domain-with certificate-a year of living in Madrid

3. Italian-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Rome

4. French-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Paris

5. German-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Berlin

6. Swahili-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Nairobi (Kenya)

7. Russian-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Moscow

8. Mandarin-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Beijing

9. Japanese-domain-with certificate-a year of experience in Tokyo

10. Portuguese-native language-Brazil

6. Other skills

1. Prediction: ability to predict the future, with up to five years in advance. Good for economic planning.

2. Telekinesis: the ability to move objects with the mind.

3. Levitation: ability to hover in the air immediately and with domain.

4. Intuition: full. Seventh sense in development.

5. Telepathy: ability to know what others are thinking within a radius of 500 meters. Developing the ability to increase to one kilometer.

Genius IQ, according to the tests. Physical performance superior to that of the Olympic athletes in swimming, in craw style, and race.

P.S.: Sources: Translated to english with the support of site and the search of universities at