A Writer Died... Un Escritor Murió ...
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published." Anonomous
Un escritor murió y se le dio la opción de ir al cielo o al infierno.
Ella decidió comprobar cada lugar primero. Cuando la escritora descendió a los pozos de fuego, vio filas y filas de escritores encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante tienda de trabajo. Mientras trabajaban, fueron azotados repetidamente con pestañas espinosas.
-¡Oh! -dijo el escritor. Déjame ver el cielo ahora.
Unos momentos más tarde, al ascender al cielo, vio filas de escritores, encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante fábrica de sudor. Mientras trabajaban, ellos también eran azotados con pestañas espinosas.
-Espera un momento -dijo el escritor. ¡Esto es tan malo como el infierno!
"Oh no, no lo es", respondió una voz invisible. "Aquí, tu trabajo se publica."Anónimo
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Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
6 years ago #15
Thanks for the share, Hugo
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6 years ago #10
Anytime lovely Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee! You should be published ALWAYS! :)
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#3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 Glad you all enjoyed this.
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Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
6 years ago #2
Yep--prompted chuckles so deep for me I didn't dress it up at first.
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