Kul UPPAL en Directors and Executives, Engineers and Technicians, English Senior Cost Engineering Consultant to Oil & Gas Industry • Conquest Consulting 4/11/2016 · 1 min de lectura · 1,6K

Laws of our daily Lives

Laws of our daily Lives1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

11.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

12.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

13.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

14.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

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Kul UPPAL Hace 6 d · #10

#9 Dear Dr. Anani - Many thanks for the share. I always enjoy your postings

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Ali Anani 10/1/2017 · #9

Loved your buzz @Kul UPPAL. Your sense of writing is extraordinary. I shared the buzz so that people may refresh their souls with this buzz.

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Devesh Bhatt 10/1/2017 · #8

Then there is the law of the land,
Uncommon and hard to understand.

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David Navarro López 5/11/2016 · #7

Great list, dear Kul Uppal. In fact, I have experienced all of them. I woould add: After many time trying to get something and not getting it, the very day you give up is the day the thing appears to be reachable.

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Kul UPPAL 4/11/2016 · #6

#4 John - So true. Very similar to changing lanes in traffic. Have a wonderful weekend.

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Kevin Pashuk 4/11/2016 · #5

... and then there is Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

@Ken Boddie would get this.

Enjoyed the list Kul.

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John Rylance 4/11/2016 · #4

Law of choice. If you have to choose between two things, whichever you choose is the wrong one.

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Kul UPPAL 4/11/2016 · #3

Boswell's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

Michele and Aurorasa - Here are couple more that did not make the initial list. Still pretty funny. Enjoy.

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