Kylon Powell en Social Media, Marketing, Market Research SEO/SEM Manager • Kraus Marketing 5/10/2016 · 1 min de lectura · 5,1K

5 Ways To Get Rid of Spiders This Halloween(Must Read)

By: Kylon Powell

Date: 10/5/16

5 Ways To Get Rid of Spiders This Halloween(Must Read)

What is Arachnophobia?

Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders, most people are afraid of spiders. If they see one, they’ll let out a high pitch noise that sounds like Michael Jackson’s hee hee. In fact, some people are so scared; the sight of a spider will have them running faster than Usain Bolt, and faster than a Mercedes Benz S 63 AMG. You get my point!

On the other hand, some people are so good at getting rid of spiders that the spiders are the ones running away. This article will provide you with 5 useful tips to get rid of spiders.

1. Keyword stuffing: is a good way to keep spiders at bay. There’s nothing like stuffing a keyword ten times in single paragraph. If you want to stuff something, go stuff a turkey.

2. Broken Links: spiders don’t have time to navigate through content that’s filled with 404 errors and page not found messages.

3. Slow Load Times: Imagine a site so slow that spiders can’t even crawl it at all. If your site takes longer to load than the time it takes the average car to go from 0-10, then you’re doing a great job!

4. No H1 Tags: spiders absolutely love it when they have no idea what your content is about. Honestly, that’s exactly how I feel when I read lorem ipsum.

5. Redirects: Do you want to turn your website into a graveyard for spiders? If so, add as many unnecessary redirects as possible.

If you get a message like the one below in your browser, congrats! You’ve now turned your website into a graveyard for spiders.


5 Ways To Get Rid of Spiders This Halloween(Must Read)


5 Ways To Get Rid of Spiders This Halloween(Must Read)

5 Ways To Get Rid of Spiders This Halloween(Must Read)


Francisco Lopez 7/11/2016 · #52

OK, people complaint they are not seen but...

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Grant Chamberlain 13/10/2016 · #51

Great graphic and love the the article

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Isabel Pérez 11/10/2016 · #50

Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge, in such a creative and concise way.

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James McElearney 10/10/2016 · #49

cool post Kylon, no need to fear the spiders anymore

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Andrew Porter 7/10/2016 · #48

A fun buzz with a twist incorporating some useful tips well done @Kylon Powell

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Valeriana 102 7/10/2016 · #47

Hola!! Que chevere post! Tengo unos buenos posts que te van a encantar 🤗SÍGUEME

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Richard Buse 7/10/2016 · #46

Great tips, @Kylon Powell. thanks for sharing. For those who wish to keep the spiders away for local searches, it helps not to include a street address or other indications that an entity has an actual physical presence in the area.

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Gerald Hecht 7/10/2016 · #45

This was all supposed to make fun of scary stuff...it worked; bravissimo

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