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Marketing 101 Explained Succinctly

Marketing 101 Explained Succinctly

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A Professor was asked to explain Marketing to MBA students majoring in Social Media Marketing


The Professor said:


Marketing can be summarised by these 6 scenarios:


1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say, “I’m rich, marry me!”      

That's Direct Marketing


2) You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl, and, pointing at you, tells her, “He’s very rich, marry him.”

That's Advertising


3) A Girl walks up to you and says “You’re rich, can you marry me?”

That's Brand Recognition


4) You say to a gorgeous girl, “I’m very rich marry me,” and she slaps you.

That's Customer Feedback


5) You say to a girl, “I’m very rich marry me,” and she introduces you to her husband.

That's Demand & Supply Gap


6) Before you can say to a girl, “I’m rich, marry me,” your wife arrives.                     

That's Restriction from Entering a New Market"



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This, of course is, written tongue in cheek and I cannot, claim original credit for the above.

I have adapted it from a number of  posts on various platforms on the internet over the last few years. Nor have I discovered the name of the witty original author to give due credit.

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Comments

Lisa Gallagher

7 years ago #6

Your examples of marketing made me laugh but they also make you think about the harsh realities Lance Scoular!

mohammed khalaf

7 years ago #5

That's hospitality from you #3

Lance 🐝 Scoular

7 years ago #4

#1
1) Thanks David Grinberg 2) Re tagging. I am testing the effect of: a) NOT tagging within beBee b) promoting this buzz via my networks on Twitter, Linked and Snapchat. c) observing organic reach rather than promoted reach from others. ✴🌐🐝🍯

Lance 🐝 Scoular

7 years ago #3

#2
No there are many other things. ✴🌐🎬🎥

mohammed khalaf

7 years ago #2

so that is very funny Lance Scoular but I ask you if all of that is fall what you doing ?

David B. Grinberg

7 years ago #1

So funny and true, Lance Scoular. Please tag me when you post sweet honey so I can make sure I don't inadvertently miss anything. Have a wonderful weekend, mate!

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