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"Hey, guys, my name is Gonzal. I have a humble request"

"Hey, guys, my name is Gonzal. I have a humble request"

Yeah, I know, I look a bit funny. My eyes are quite big. Yeah. But hey, I am who I am. Just a modest guy from giraffe land. I am not so good at this. I do not know how to start my speech. The thing is, I have a dream. I would love to surprise my giraffe lady. Yeah, my heart is in love with her. It is the first time that I am in love. Love is quite a thing. I am still shaking, you should see my legs. Oh, I am losing the point of my story. This is it: I want to show her that I am the man. I want to show my darling, that I have something to offer. So I woke up with that funny plan of mine: to be the nr. 1. Right now, compared to other giraffes worldwide, I only have stamp nr. 305,385 (in human terms sales rank in Kindle Store).

I can do much better, don't you think? Yeah, and the other fellows that are trying to capture my sweetheart's attention are not sleeping either. They are trying to be one step ahead of me. But frankly, folks, I really love my darling. So I would love to ask you a favor. Look at me, look me in the eyes. Hungry to make a difference in my lover's world. I am who I am. I have so much to offer. She is gonna like me. What? I mean, she is gonna love me. My legs, watch me, they are so fantastic, I can dance and run. I even sing when I am in the shower. Well, it is not so top, but yeah, it sounds joyful. I have a beautiful big heart. Do you feel it? Can you sense it? I am sometimes a fool, yeah, but my intentions are good.

So, support me on my dream, oh please, then I can run to the suits shop and get me some kind of decent tuxedo. Do you see me styled yet? Oh, I would look gorgeous. Of course I need a special size because I am different. I need you to support my ranking. I wanna be the nr. 1. For my sweetheart. I will sing songs for you, dance in circles, send you love letters. Pray for you while I eat green leaves from trees worldwide and do so much more out of gratitude for your wholehearted support. Yeah, tears of joy are coming, oh my God. I am a sensitive guy. The dream of being the nr. 1 touches my heart. Imagine that it could come true. Wow, guys, that would be awesome. Now, how do you end a speech? Hum, well, love you all!

Gonzal, your loving giraffe

Oh yeah, you can support me by visiting this link, I need 305,385 humans to give me a push, kiss on your cheeks, yeah:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074W9BZ18

Spoken version: https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/ui929gfd1spmlnnw

A special thank you goes out to 'Liz Zilinsky', she was the very first wonderful person who supported Gonzal!

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Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #28

#25
I admit Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador he is truly cute ;-)

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #27

#27
I really appreciate your words, Ali \ud83d\udc1d Anani, Brand Ambassador @beBee, you are a great person and you add value on our beBee platform, thank you for that

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #26

#26
exactly stephan metral \ud83d\udc1d Innovative Brand Ambassador well noticed, this product was made with pure joy

Ali Anani

6 jaar geleden #25

I wish you success and that you rank number 1 soon You have a taste for writing and readers of your book shall enjoy tremendously.

stephan metral 馃悵 Innovative Brand Ambassador

6 jaar geleden #24

LOL

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #23

#23
no worries, there will always bee a balance: children's stories, novels and coaching books Jerry Fletcher

Jerry Fletcher

6 jaar geleden #22

Liesbeth, Good luck with the children's stories but never stop publishing your adult series.

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #21

#21
thank you so much Gert Scholtz highly appreciated!

Gert Scholtz

6 jaar geleden #20

I wish you all success with your book publication!

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #19

#19
you are most welcome, and greetings from Gonzal to Debasish Majumder

Debasish Majumder

6 jaar geleden #18

nice share ! enjoyed read and shared. thank you for the share.

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #17

#17
;-) saima khan well yes, he is quite a fellow.

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #16

#15
Gonzal loves that answer ;-) and Matadel is jumping high, he adores all kangaroos in Australia, he might want to stay there :-) Lance \ud83d\udc1d Scoular

Lance 馃悵 Scoular

6 jaar geleden #15

馃惔 Gonzal it is good to see you finaly stuck your neck out and kindled courage to South America's mighty river. After my holiday with your friend Matadel the Dragon in Australia, I will hitch a ride with one of Gabriel Bazzolo 馃洶s to the mighty Amazon 馃彏. BTW, have you seen Elle 馃悩 lately? 馃懃ed馃悵馃悵

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #14

#13
yes, he is quite a guy ;-) thanks Pascal Derrien

Pascal Derrien

6 jaar geleden #13

Clever Gonzal :-)

Liesbeth Leysen, MSc.

6 jaar geleden #12

and all sweetest honey bees

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6 jaar geleden #11

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