Following In Donald Trump's Hair (A Memoir to China)

A lot of people want to know the secrets to success. I figured there was no better person to learn from than our beloved president of the United States of the Great America, Donald Trump. If you take his advice you can have Mexicans build walls for you.
Lyon Amor Brave author of Following in Donald Trump's Hair

See the real reason most people are not rich is they are not brave enough to wear this bold hairstyle that Trump wears, but I am because I am Lyon Brave. 

After careful analysis of his character and spiritual journey from the top to even more boss baby, I discovered what made Donald Trump so Snoop-Doggy-Dog was his courage to wear his ugly hair even though with all that money he could of done something a little better with his hair. 

Instead of embracing beauty standards, he embraced the balding orange look to go for a more natural and humble image and that made the public perceive him as likable and human.  

Every since I have had orange hair with weird angles, my life has been incredible. I even have the confidence to grab women by the pussy and tell Mexicans to get out out of Taco Bell because they don't belong in an American restaurant. Mexicans even offer to mow my lawn for free just because they want to be seen on my property. They know a person with orange hair stands for something, even if it's just lining my own pocket with billions of dollars. Soon I hope I have enough confidence to go to KKK rallies and flash the white power symbol during international media coverage at the white house.

Disclaimer: I hope readers and viewers are smart enough to see that this is satire, this is comedy. This article does not represent my political beliefs, feelings on women, immigrants, Donald Trump or people of color.