PD Scullin en political satire, satire, Humor (English) Writing Fool • PD Scullin Literary Factory 8/1/2018 · 1 min de lectura · +100

A Peek Inside The Mind Of "A Very Stable Genius”

A Peek Inside The Mind Of "A Very Stable Genius”President Donald J. Trump is proud of his new nickname for Steve Bannon — “Sloppy Steve” — but a dumpster dive at The White House by The Lint Screen reveals some other names that were in the running.

What follows is a list of rejected Bannon nicknames created by the man known worldwide for his sanity and his smarts! The list was on six crumpled sheets of presidential letterhead found in a trash bag from the West Wing (pages had ketchup stains attesting their authenticity).

— Sloppy Bannon
— Trash Bannon
— Stevie Junk
— Not Too Tidy Steven
— Stevie Pig Pen, Like In Charlie Brown
— Charlie Brown
— Snoopy
— Cute dog in a comic strip
— Steve Pigsty
— Little Steven
— The Boss, wait, I’m the Boss!
— Crooked Steve (note: CHECK AND SEE IF I’VE USED ‘CROOKED’ FOR ANYONE)
— Stubble Steve
— Won’t Shave Bannon
— Never Knew A Close Shave Steve
— No Razors Steve
— Whiskers McGee
— Dresses in Layers Bannon
— Two Shirts Steve
— Breit-fart Bannon
— Loose Lips
— Mr. Big Blabbermouth
— Mr. Can’t Keep A Secret
— That Sloppy Guy in THE ODD COUPLE — what’s his name, not the neat one, the really sloppy one — it’ll come to me

 — Felix The Cat — NO, THE OTHER GUY, THE SLOPPY ONE!
 — Oscar Meyer
 — The Oscars
 — James Madison
 — Madison, Wisconsin
 — Sloppy joes
 — I’m hungry, think I’ll get some Big Macs and Filet of Fishes
 — Steve who is sloppy
 — Steve sloppy
 — Sloppy Steve–- THAT’S IT! PERFECT!!! I AM A GENIUS!!! TIME FOR A HAPPY MEAL!!!!! BIG MACS, FISHIES, SHAKE, FRIES, KETCHUP!!! ME HUNGRY!!!</em>

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Patrick Scullin is an empathetic adman and founder of ASO Advertising.

He has two blogs: Empathetic Adman (marketing pontification) and The Lint Screen (satire, smartassery humor, pop culture ramblings, and advice for people getting hip replacements).



Don 🐝 Kerr 10/1/2018 · #3

@Patrick Scullin Gotta go with Breit-fart Steve!

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PD Scullin 9/1/2018 · #2

#1 No doubt Trump is a great communicator, like all con men. And he is entertaining and captivating–– compelling, even. But he is a dangerous man to have as the most powerful man in the world. I sincerely hope his damage can be minimized before he does something that could be harmful to us all.

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Numo Quest 9/1/2018 · #1

I like to comment here to point out that we have profiled Donald Trump once. The conclusion, from our experience and point of view is that he is exactly doing what he has been doing before, Acting becoming his UniQue Natural Born Talents and Soft Skills in a way that many detest or even resent. That to is not of his concern since he understands the way he has acquired all he had business wise and suddenly people now think, being President, that he is to change for sake of politics.

People have chosen for him for the stands he is making the way he makes them. That opponents don't like that is no more then a opinion to Donald Trump. He simply continues the way he is. Regardless what all those protesters are yelling or hyping. Here you can find the profile of Donald Trump. http://www.numoquest.nl/Donald%20Trump.pdf (Copy/Paste into your browser)

Donald Trump survived an extensive roast so he wont be bothered that much by the names other use for him. :O)

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