Angry Democrat Mobs Terrorize Nation, Make Children Cry
It’s even worse than you feared!
Sean Hannity, the North Star of Fox News Channel, recently warned viewers that mobs of angry Democrats are out of control and a threat to our nation. Sure enough, the Moses of hair parts was correct!
All over America, angry libs are gathering like moths to a tiki torch and pitching a fit against our greatest president ever, Donald J. Trump. Why?
Naturally, they are infuriated our glorious leader bestowed a black robe upon Brett “Do you like beer? I like beer!” Kavanaugh, a level-headed pious man who kept meticulous calendars and has the utmost respect for women.
Maybe they are jealous of a businessman so gifted he persuaded his father (Fred “The ATM” Trump) to make him a millionaire by age eight!
How’s that for an allowance?!
Or, perhaps they resent that he has solved race relations by inviting the famous black man Kanye West to his office for a confab and 4–1–1 on what’s what in the universe and this dimension.
And Trump manhandling the commie strongman Vlad Putin makes the blood boil of the irate Socialists. Get over it, comrades!
Maybe they hate the fact that Trump had the largest inaugural crowd in history.
Dumbcrats can’t stand the truth and are rattled when the Big Man calls out fake news like The Lint Screen for its so-called journalism.
Perhaps they despise how he has calmed all nuclear fears in North Korea and has made significant gains in securing worldwide peace by using his very big brain.
Then again, they could burn in their jealous rage that God obviously loves our glorious leader more than anyone else on Earth.
Are they upset Team Trump includes lovable patriots like Ted Cruz and cuddle toys like Lindsey Graham? Certainly!
Maybe they can’t stand the fact the rest of the world respects Trump and America like never before — we are no longer a laughing-stock! In your face, Obama.
Of course, the goon squad Dems despise Trump’s ability to keep manage his White House airtight, with absolutely no leaks.
And obviously, the looney liberal lunatics are upset because Mueller’s biggest witch hunt in history has not proven one damn thing — NO COLLUSION!
The evil Democrats are rabid radicals hell-bent on ruining America and will never pledge allegiance to Donald J. Trump, the one man God put here to make America great again.
Lock your doors and protect your children — there are no good people in this ravenous hate-filled pack of animals.
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Patrick Scullin (aka PD Scullin) was a founder of ASO Advertising and recently left the ad game to write what he wants, wrangling parts of speech to entertain and amuse.
He has an upcoming novel, SAWDUST, and writes two blogs: The Lint Screen(satire, smartassery humor, pop culture ramblings, and advice for people getting hip replacements) and Empathetic Adman (marketing pontification).
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