Fun with English
Lessons My Grammar Taught Me
· A dangling participle walks into a bar.
· Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
· A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
· Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
· A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
· A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
· Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
· A synonym strolls into o tavern.
· The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
· A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
· The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
· A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
· Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
Questions My Grammar Asked Me
· What if there were no hypothetical questions?
· ls there another word for synonym?
· Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
· How is it possible to have a civil war?
· If a parsley former is sued , can they garnish his wages?
· If you were to eat pasta and antipasto at the same time, would you still be hungry?
Thanks to Denis O. Vaughn W. and Soren K for these gems
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