Things to Ponder
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Betty White (born 1922) is the best thing before sliced bread (invented 1928)!
If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2?
Why do we press harder on the remote control?
When do we know the batteries are getting weak?Why are you "in" a movie, but “on” TV?
Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways?
Why do "fat chance" &. "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Not all British singers sound American. Think Herman's Hermits.
At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
When does it stop being partly cloudy & start being partly sunny?
When French people swear do they say, "Pardon my English?”
Why do people say “heads up" when you should duck?
Why is a 7-11 open 24hrs a day 7 days a week but have locks on the door
Why is Iceland green and Greenland covered in ice?
Where does the white go when the snow melts? Lol!
How do Egyptians describe a really inconvenient far away place?
Why is it called a building? It's finished. Shouldn't it be called a built?
Why does the biggest coffee retailer in the world give you straws with the words "Not recommended for hot beverages" stamped on it?
Why do your feet smell but your nose runs?
If most accidents happen within 5 miles of your own home why not move 10 miles away?
If pros and cons are opposites, does that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?
Why aren't female Pit Bulls called Pit Cows?
Does Popeye chicken fry the chicken in olive oil?
What happened to Preparations A through G?
And why does your nose run, but your feet smell?
What happened to Absorbine Sr?
What does Geronimo yell when he jumps from an airplane?
Does anyone know if penguins have knees??
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all crammed together?
Why do people say "Down the tubes." What tubes?"
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Royce Shook
5 years ago #8
Hi, John, yes I am finding it ponderous but I enjoy your tidbits of more thoughts to ponder.
John Rylance
5 years ago #7
Is the collective noun for fishermen a ponder of, since that's what they appear to be doing while waiting for a bite.
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5 years ago #6
John Rylance
5 years ago #5
As the sun is shining here I think that's a better bet than the darkened room.
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