Royce Shook in Lifestyle, beBee in English, Healthy Living Workshop Creator, Facilitator and Trainer • Seniors Helping Seniors Health and Wellness Institute Nov 4, 2019 · 1 min read · +500

Time for some humour

My aunt's beloved cat Ginger had grown seriously overweight, so, she decided to take him to the vet to find out if there was anything wrong with him - and more to the point, whether anything could be done about it. So, she put him into the kitty-carry box and drove to the surgery. The doc prescribed a course of pills, and my aunt left, happy in the knowledge that Ginger would soon be his slim old self again.

But after a few weeks of taking the pills, there was no change: Ginger was as fat as ever. Soon months had gone by, and still, there was no difference. In fact, if anything, it was getting worse. The other problem was the invoices from the vet, these pills were costing a fortune. It soon became clear to us all that Ginger had become a doc-billed fatty puss.

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Time for some humour

Cyndi wilkins Nov 5, 2019 · #3

"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

Lol! Okay, full disclosure @Royce Shook...I actually did something similar...As I was backing from a parking space, a hornet flew from my back window into my face...I never saw the fence...That is until I drove through it!

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John Rylance Nov 4, 2019 · #2

Ginger is obviously a Politically Correct cat. That is Plump Pussy Contented Cat, who Purrs Constantly. 

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Ken Boddie Nov 4, 2019 · #1

Hey, Royce, I wonder if your aunt's cat, Ginger, loves mice-cream cones on a hot day, has a hissy-fit when she tries to move him off the couch, no matter how much she tries to purr-suade him, and hates the smell of coffee, even when it's made in a purr-collator? Perhaps old Ginger needs more exercise. Why doesn't your aunt get him playing hairball? 🤣😂🤣

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