Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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A Fearsome Friday Funday Face!

A Fearsome Friday Funday Face!

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We've all heard of Grumpy Cat, right? Well, the picture above adorned a friend's (Kathleen Carper) recent post, and I just had to use it. Never saw a bug that looked so obviously grumpy. (Turns out it's a bee; who knew?)

And just so we won't see that face staring back at us if we look in the mirror today . . . let's enjoy the funnies I've gathered here for us.

SORRY 1 HUNG UP ON YOU.
JOLLET

LLL g 1) Av IA


Q: IS THERE A REASON
YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING
YOUR PHONE?

A: CALLER ID

To all my Friends
and Relatives that have sent me

 
   
 

'Best Wishes’ ns
chain letters, angel —N
letters or other 1 J
promises of good luck, ~~
'NONE OF THAT

{9% WORKED"

could you please
send me cash, vodka, chocolates,
wine or airline tickets instead?
thank you!

Sure hope some of my friends are reading this next one . . .

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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS

Once again, punchiaton makes all he difference

ROP,


Thanks to Nicole Chardenet for this one below!

I. Like. How. When.
You. Read. This. The.
Little. Voice. In. Your.
Head. Takes. Pauses.

The gem below comes from John Vaughan!

Auto
correct
can go
straight
to he'll.

I'M A LEADER, NOT
A FOLLOWER.

UNLESS WE'RE GOING
INTO A DARK PLACE.

THEN, SCREW IT.
YOU'RE GOING FIRST.
MY TACOS ARRIVED
WITH A FORK ON

[| [REL
ONLY GUESS IT'S
THERE TO STAB
TACO THIEVES.

AL Sranoine [PRE
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| can't decide if

* somecne stabbed someone else over
a cheesburger

* somecne stabbed somecne else with
a cheeseburger

* someone stabbed a cheeseburger
* a cheeseburger stabbed someone

* a cheeseburger stabbed another
cheeseburger

Every time you feel
yourself getting pulled
into other people's
nonsense, repeat

these words:
NOT MY CIRCUS
NOT MY MONKEYS.

     

wy.
VERE

And my favorite for today, thanks to the wonderful possibilities that just two words can provide!

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Anyone still grumpy?聽 If so, here's one more JUST. FOR. YOU.

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Which one is your favorite today?


Oh! If you'd like to see some more bug faces close up -- check out this link below. Some of them are really funny!

https://www.google.com/search?q=close+up+bug&sa=X&biw=1139&bih=708&tbm=isch&gbv=2&sei=tA5NWYO5C8y1-QG8ibHIBA

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are聽Single Dad Laughing,聽I am not a grammar cop,聽Language Cranks Redux,聽Pun Based Humor,聽Wrong Hands, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.聽

Check out GrammarGoddess.com for all my other articles.


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Comments
#11
You are so welcome, @Shelley Brown! I generally do post a Friday Funday article to help many jump-start their weekend. There are more where this one came from. Enjoy! And thank you, Gert Scholtz, for sharing it so others could laugh! Much appreciated.
Thanks so much, @Milos Djukic, for sharing my post! I really appreciate it.

Martin Wright

6 years ago #8

#
Susan Rooks great. Choices.
Thank you, @Fatima for sharing my post! I really appreciate it!
#6
Thanks for sharing the ost with your folloers, Ken Boddie, and thanks for the good laugh you gave me!

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #5

I'm not sure what the baby seals, Susan, but I've stopped clubbing just in case. 馃暫By the way, have you got the number for Goats Butter? 馃ぃ
#2
My pleasure as always, Paul Walters!

John Rylance

6 years ago #3

Not wishing to spoil the fun the cheeseburger one, relates to an overweight Toledo teenager who in 2010 stabbed his Mum because she did not bring him home a cheeseburger, when she brought her own burgers. ( She survived) It said so on google so it must be true.

John Rylance

6 years ago #2

Through my goggles I espy a gaggle of giggles. Re the cheeseburgers, perhaps the battle between Macdonalds and Wimpys for the best one got out of hand.

Paul Walters

6 years ago #1

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks thanks for the giggle , helps hanging around in airports so much easier!

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