Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Finally a Fearless Friday Funday for Fowl (Turkeys)

Finally a Fearless Friday Funday for Fowl (Turkeys)

THE ABILITY TO SPEAK
SEVERAL LANGUAGES

IS AN ASSET,

BUT THE ABILITY TO KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT IN ANY
LANGUAGE IS PRICELESS.

@ srammany


Specifically turkeys, the ones that escaped this year to live and breathe for another year! A few more Thanksgiving funnies, then some different ones.


I wish had seen this one LAST week . . .

CHIT

I REALLY hope this cat picture was photoshopped . . .聽

(BL, Ana (Lg
COULD HOLD MY WEIGHT,
Jag
BORED AGAIN.

*at the Thanksgiving table*

Me: Wow it’s so nice to see everyone.

Me to me: Ask who they voted for.


A couple of ways to start arguments . . . not just at Thanksgiving!

I'm slower than a herd
of turtles stampeding
# through peanut butter...

But I run!

PATIENCE

WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN
THERE ARE TOO MANY
WITNESSES PRESENT



After yesterday's huge dinners, we'd better run!

Customer Service: =
“Is it plugged in?”

 

Customer:
“DUH...YES! Do you
think I’m a idiot?”


> 9 The [ITE SI HER :


NEW YORK SQUIRRELS WILL JUST TAP YOU ONTH E. y
SHOULDER AND ASK “YOU GONNA TEE HITHAT; 22220


a Jennie Evenson a- 3

Why font matters
pic.twitter.com/KRUfF2Z

Iy


Brush Up on Your
American Grammar
Skills

 

noe|o


Yeah, even the squirrels have that attitude . . .聽

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And my favorite for today: Read the one below carefully . . . it doesn't say what it looks like it's saying!

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

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Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are聽Single Dad Laughing,聽I am not a grammar cop,聽Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, Wrong Hands, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.聽

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My previous posts can be seen here,聽and they're easy to find because they're categorized. Just type in a word in the search box on the topic you're looking for and see everything I wrote on it.聽

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489b0853.jpgDo the associates in your company聽look and sound as smart as they are?聽They would if they could take one of my聽Brush Up on Your Skills聽workshops right where they work. If your company hires outside experts to teach any topic to its associates, please share my posts and website聽with your Human Resources or Training Manager.聽

Are you a member of an association聽or other group that is looking for a speaker for one of its meetings? There are a lot of communication-based topics that could be perfect for a light-hearted and interesting presentation.聽

I offer聽free聽generic聽Brush Up on Your Skills聽workbooks聽in a pdf format in American grammar, business writing, and interpersonal skills. They show what I teach in my three-hour corporate classes.

Want one?聽Let me know which one you want, and please send me your e-mail address.

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Comments

Mamen 馃悵 Delgado

7 years ago #6

OMG... Cant't stop laughing!! 馃槀馃槀 I choose you because you chose all of them... Thanks for the moment Susan Rooks and hope you didn't finally ask who they voted for... 馃槈馃槝

Lisa Gallagher

7 years ago #5

Loved, laughed, and my favorite was your pick! Those flickering lights haha! Thanks for the laughs Susan Rooks! Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving !

Ken Boddie

7 years ago #4

Beam me up, Susan!
Thanks, John White, MBA, for sharing my buzz!
#1
I think so, @John Rylance!

John Rylance

7 years ago #1

I've come through the teleport from LinkedIn. I'm puzzling over how ceiling fans can cure boredom, is it a cheaper version of swinging from the chandelier?

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