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Friday Funday: All Hail the Typos!

Friday Funday: All Hail the Typos!

UbroborEhey Rebs PEEFACE. — Ir may be expected from the Editor, that he should give some account of the book which he now offers to the public ; but the extracts from Mr. Forby’s Correspondence in the following Memoir are so full and explicit upon this subject. as to rere

We’ve all seen them — hopefully not in our own writing. But typos exist, and sometimes they’re funny and sometimes (when they’re ours), they’re not.

I hope you enjoy this collection of odd writing, including some typos!

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Phew! Wednesday’s gonna be a real scorcher!

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The Daily News online: www tdn.com + of these families had nothing saved or negative net wortn, mean ing their debts were greater than their assets. Microsoft announces it will lay off 2,100 employees — Microsoft told about 2,100 employees Thursday they're being laid. That's on top of a July announcement of 18.000 job cuts. The cuts are partly related to Microsoft's acquisition of Nokia's phone business, which brought in some 25,000 Nokia employ- ees to Microsoft, and partly a reflection of Microsoft CEQ Satya Nadella's vision of a Microsoft that's more agile.

Every time you make a typo, the p errorists win.

Et tu, Harvard?

ENTE IAL a RY aE Se CONGRADULATION SPELLING BEE WINNERS MAIESHA AKHAND ANAMARIA

It’s almost impossible to believe this next one, isn’t it?

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Amazing how the meaning changes with just one word being left off . . .

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Spellcheck, wherefore art thou when we most need you?

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And my favorite for today (here you have to click on the link below):



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Which one is YOUR favorite this week?Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

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Comments

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #10

I'll "peeface" my comment, Susan, by suggesting that those preparing for being "laid" by Microsoft may wish to get in the mood with some "porn and beans" - but only if the "porn" has no associated 'flatulation' ? Now that you've set the precedence for blue jokes, Susan, and assuming that you have a relatively broad mind, I'm reminded of the time I asked my elderly Volvo-driving aunt how my Uncle Richard was getting to the family get together, which I had arranged. She advised me that "Dick is coming in my vulva". I never did challenge her typing skills in this particular instance. 😔

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #9

#10
Oh, Paul \! Those are wonderful! Thanks for a good laugh!

Dominique 🐝 Petersen

6 years ago #8

#6
Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess LOL I thought it was ME reading your post a day late!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #7

#1
So maybe we should hunt for the right marketer, Don \ud83d\udc1d Kerr?

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #6

#3
As long as I can just report them and not make them myself, Gert Scholtz, I'm a happy woman!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #5

#4
Good to know, Dominique \ud83d\udc1d Petersen, even if it's a day late (I honestly thought yesterday was Thursday . . . until I didn't).

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #4

#2
Thanks so much, Paul \! And while it is an actual headline in the newspaper, I LOVE your thought on it . . . ya never know, right?

Dominique 🐝 Petersen

6 years ago #3

Thanks, Susan. A great way to start the day! ;o)

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #2

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess I always enjoy your spelling and grammar gaffes Susan. (Wrong grammar in itself :))

don kerr

6 years ago #1

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess Porn & Beans might actually find a real market niche.

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