Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Friday Funday -- St. Patrick's Day!

Friday Funday -- St. Patrick's Day!

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I wish I could make the headline green, but there are still a lot of limits to blogging on social media platforms!聽

Oh well. At least we have some cute dogs to look at who are "wearin' the green"!






Honestly, I do too!

did you hear about the english
teacher who went to jail?

she got a full sentence








DECAF COFFEE ONLY WORKS
IF YOU THROW IT AT PEOPLE.

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®,.s you slide down
the banister of life,
May the splinters
never point in the

wrong direction!

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2] Justin Hendrix @ @justinhendrix- 11h

Ml Today, | provided a very popular new case
J study for advocates of the Oxford comma.
Thanks for all the messages and calls
pointing it out.

 

Justin Hendrix @ @justinhendrix

6/ When @LouiseMensch reported on
the FISA tap, she included details that
implicated Putin's own daughters,
Carter Page and Paul Manafort.


That mini heart attack you get
when you don't feel your
phone in your pocket &


Yes, I do believe in the Oxford (final or serial) comma!


abookwormcalledellie:
thewafflemonster:

You know how there's a theory
that no two people see a colour
the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.

YOU DIDN'T

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5g Sturt
HOW I LEARNED TO MIND
MY OWN BUSINESS:
I was walking past the mental hospital

the other day, and all the patients
were shouting, “13...13...13."

The fence was too high to see over,

but | saw a little gap in the planks, so | looked
through to see what was going on.

 

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,
then they all started shouting, “14...14...14.

 

Mind your own business


Absolutely true!

TEENAGER FOR SALE.
FULLY EQUIPPED WITH
ROLLING EYES, DEEP
LLIN NA
HITS RAN RTI
GAMES AND TEXTS 200
WPM. NO REASONABLE
OFFER WILL BE REFUSED.
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Maybe this "Reverse Psychology" will get YOUR kids to eat the sandwich!

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And my favorite for today:

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Which one is YOUR favorite?



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Comments

馃悵 Fatima G. Williams

7 years ago #1

I missed this one Susan Rooks Love it

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