10 Memes of Crazy Excuses To Not Go to The Gym
Let’s face it, modern days take lots of energy to get through and the last thing you want to do when you get back from work is go to the gym.
But what do you say when you have that energy freak friend, couple or roommate that always has to ask…
These are 10 crazy excuses you can use to get out of your workout obligations and get those gym rats off you back. Enjoy!
The Animal lover
Nobody would dare to go against an animal lover, right? That’s what makes this excuse so perfect and adorable!
The Series Addict
Everyone knows that you love your shows, so who would dare intrude on your harmless addiction right on Game of Thrones night? I mean, it’s not like you can watch them on the Internet later…
The Offended Role
Turning the tables is also a pretty good option to get out of going to the gym. You can play the victim role to make your gym rat friend feel bad and order Chinese food as soon as the person is out the door. The perfect plan!
The Philosophical Approach
You can ask that “If a tree falls in the woods…” question or you can go with the Boromir style. Either one will make the gym freak want to leave. You win!
The Once In A Life Time Thing
This one is really simple to play out. No matter what excuse you’re going to make you have to act like whatever you are going to say is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The Playing It Cool Act
Another perfect way to avoid the gym is acting like it’s normal to not become a freak about it and making the other person seem like someone who is a bit obsessed about workout time.
The Captain Obvious
You can also play it cool and state a stupid fact as if it was something completely obvious. The one below will work fine but you can try other ones like “Ummm… Do you think those plates that have been there for a week are going to clean themselves?”.
The Captain Obvious II
Playing it obvious on more time. It doesn’t matter if you’re actually doing something or not because once again, it’s all about the attitude. If you make it sound obvious and the other person doesn’t understand, they will feel so stupid to ask that they’ll just leave.
Who wants to deal with a cry baby? Mainly, no one. So act like a little kid and cry it out until your enemy surrenders and walks slowly towards the door. So long loser!
The Pissed Off One
Seriously, how many times do you have to say you’re not starting today for someone to understand? Please just leave me alone and go, your attitude is starting to bother me big time. The real kicker to this excuse is that you can use it any day and every day.
Now you have no excuses not to make excuses, so lay back and tune on to your favorite show.