Tommy McElroy, MD en Celebrity News, satire, Articles in English Host • Ask Dr. Tommy Show 21/9/2016 · 1 min de lectura · +400

Thank-you Adele, on Behalf of Brad and Ange

Thank-you Adele, on Behalf of Brad and Ange

As many of you are aware, Brad and Angelina have decided to go their separate ways. While I am usually practical about celebrity marriage, I have to admit this one took me by surprise. If any couple had the strength to stay together in this crazy world, I thought it would be Brad and Angelina, two of the most amazing people I have ever read about or watched on TV.  

I have to say that it wasn't until this am that I have been actually able to eat a whole meal without worrying about it, but now I have seen this good news from the journalists at ABC News: 

Adele Dedicates Madison Square Garden Show to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Thank-you Adele for rescuing me from deep depression with your inspirational tribute!

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