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PD Scullin 2 d ago · 1 min read

FRED TRUMP DECLARES “DONALD LOST, HE’S A BORN LOSER”

Fred Trump officially died in 1999, but like herpes, he hasn’t gone away. The president’s father has been watching his son Donald for a long time, and he reached out from beyond the grave to give an exclusive interview to his favorite news source, The Lin…

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PD Scullin Nov 22, 2020 · 1 min read

IN TWIST, TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP FROM ALL CRIMES, AWARDS HIM SECOND TERM

Donald J. Trump has one again shatters presidential norms! Every U.S. president since George H.W. Bush had issued a presidential pardon to a Tom Turkey in honor of Thanksgiving (but their gooses were cooked when Christmas came and their heads hit the…

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PD Scullin Nov 19, 2020 · 2 min read

RUDY MAKES HIS AIRTIGHT CASE FOR TRUMP’S FRAUD ELECTION CLAIMS

Rudy Giuliani may have made his bones as the Mayor of New York City, but he will be best remembered for his heroic efforts to save democracy by ensuring President Donald J. Trump receives justice in the presidential election in which he was cheated. The…

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PD Scullin Nov 17, 2020 · 1 min read

MELANIA SAYS HER HUSBAND LOST, “HE’S SUCH A BIG LOSER”

Melania Trump is excited she’ll be moving soon. “Donald got his butt kicked in the election,” she told The Lint Screen . “Sleepy Joe beat him by five million votes. Five million! But baby Donald has been yelling and screaming, ‘I won, I won!’ He is so an…

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PD Scullin Nov 15, 2020 · 1 min read

ERIC SAYS “DEMS DESTROYED 50 MILLION BALLOTS FOR DAD–– HE WON!”

The Trump family sticks together like stink on a skunk. Today Eric Trump called The Lint Screen with new wild claims about the 2020 presidential election. “Dad won in a landslide,” the least-liked-by-his-father Trump son said. “ The Democrats robbed him b…

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PD Scullin Nov 11, 2020 · 1 min read

“DADDY MAY REFUSE TO LEAD AMERICA AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN,” IVANKA SAYS

Ivanka Trump is one hundred percent positive her father won a decisive victory in the presidential election, but even so, she says he may not serve again. “Daddy’s pretty angry,” the first daughter told The Lint Screen . “So many Americans have been me…

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PD Scullin Nov 9, 2020 · 2 min read

TRUMP CONSULTS WITH RICHARD NIXON’S GHOST, IT DOES NOT GO WELL

The White House is a sad place these days. Following Joe Biden’s decisive defeat of President Donald J. Trump in the presidential election, the mood in the Oval Office has been forlorn and embittered. The Lint Screen relays the following transcript of a r…

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PD Scullin Nov 8, 2020 · 1 min read

DISAPPOINTED TRUMP MILITIAMEN REFUSE TO ACCEPT ELECTION RESULTS

It may be all over for Donald J. Trump’s presidency ( except for the crying, blaming, and lawsuits ), but it appears Joe Biden is America’s next president. And that has some of his most ardent fans enraged. “ This shit will not stand ,” Tom Ribbens…

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