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PD Scullin Hace 5 d · 1 min de lectura

GIULIANI CLARIFIES HIS TRUMP DEFENSE STRATEGY

President Trump’s personal legal beagle, Rudy Giuliani stopped by The Lint Screen offices this morning to clarify statements he made to CNN yesterday. “It’s outrageous how the lamestream liberal media is putting words in my mouth,” Rudy screamed, flashin…

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PD Scullin Hace 7 d · 1 min de lectura

BORSCHT OR BURGERS? TRUMP GOES AMERICAN

President Trump faced a difficult decision yesterday — what to serve the college football champion Clemson Tigers during their White House celebration visit. “The president has excellent taste,” political advisor Stephen Miller told The Lint Screen . “He…

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PD Scullin 14/1/2019 · 2 min de lectura

EXCLUSIVE: TRUMP-PUTIN SECRET HELSINKI MEETING TRANSCRIPT

The Lint Screen has secured a top secret transcript of a private meeting President Donald J. Trump held with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki in July. The document is the only known transcript of this meeting. Immediately following the world…

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PD Scullin 6/1/2019 · 2 min de lectura

INSIDE THE SITUATION ROOM WALL DISCUSSIONS

Thanks to a sneaky mole, The Lint Screen has obtained a top secret transcript of Friday’s discussion between Team Trump and Team Pelosi inside the White House Situation Room. Cast: DT– Donald Trump MP– Mike Pence MM– Mitch McConnell KN– Kirstjen Nielsen N…

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PD Scullin 30/12/2018 · 1 min de lectura

TRUMP LISTS HIS DEMANDS TO DEMS; WON’T BUDGE

Nancy Pelosi won’t know what hit her when she takes control of the Democrat -ruled Congress on Thursday. President Donald Trump not only wants $5 billion for his “big beautiful wall” — he is demanding more. Much more. The Lint Screen has obtained Trump’s…

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PD Scullin 19/12/2018 · 1 min de lectura

TRUMP’S LEGAL TEAM BOLSTERED

The president is like an ambulance — he just naturally attracts lawyers. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told The Lint Screen that Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s legal mastermind, has gone to the bullpen and hired the respected law firm of Dowee Che…

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PD Scullin 14/12/2018 · 1 min de lectura

Nation Terrorized by Sex-Starved Singers

The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are b…

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PD Scullin 12/12/2018 · 1 min de lectura

BFFS STARTING THEIR OWN JOURNALISM CLUB

Saudi Arabia Prince Mohammed bin Salman and First Son-In-Law Jared Kushner are known to be best friends. “Jared calls MBS a couple times a day,” an anonymous White House insider told The Lint Screen . “They even talk at bedtime. I think it drives Ivank…

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