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PD Scullin Hace 1 d · 1 min de lectura

FLORIDA DEMS DISCLOSE THEIR SECRET TO WINNING ELECTIONS

Our nation is decidedly behind glorious leader Donald J. Trump and his agenda for making America great again. The red wave in the midterm elections proves it! Yet, the cheating Democrats won’t surrender. Using the same tactics the looney liberals d…

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PD Scullin Hace 3 d · 1 min de lectura

TRUMP BLAMES GOD FOR WORLD PROBLEMS

The president made it clear today he doesn’t care how powerful you are — if you refuse his “embrace” you are in serious trouble. Today Donald Trump called The Lint Screen and began an epic rampage against God The Almighty. “Look, I like God, ” Trump said.…

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PD Scullin Hace 7 d · 2 min de lectura

MEET MATT WHITAKER, A FAIR & BALANCED A.G.

Now that the disloyal dwarf Jeff Sessions has resigned as Attorney General, President Trump has named Matthew G. Whitaker acting A.G. The Lint Screen met with Mr. Whitaker as he was working out at a local gym. Here is our exclusive interview. TLS:…

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PD Scullin 1/11/2018 · 1 min de lectura

DEADLY CARAVAN THREATENS USA; ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE US

The treacherous, ravaging “caravan” is making a beeline to the United States border at blinding speeds of two-to-four miles an hour, and it presents such an existential threat, Lady Liberty needs a change of underwear. A mysterious patriot named John Mil…

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PD Scullin 25/10/2018 · 1 min de lectura

TRUMP PROPOSES REDUCED POSTAGE FOR HOLIDAY PACKAGES

In an effort to unite the country during these troubled times, President Trump thinks we should give a present to generous people. “The Christmas season is coming up,” the president told The Lint Screen , “that means a lot of mailing for gift giver…

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PD Scullin 23/10/2018 · 1 min de lectura

TRUMP AND CRUZ MAKE HOUSTON CROWD ANTSY

Last night, former bitter enemies Ted Cruz and Donald J. Trump had a mutual lovefest in front of 16,000 people in Houston’s Toyota Center during a rally for Cruz’s re-election . “It was really something,” said Ernie Stipman of Victoria, Texas. “Those …

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PD Scullin 17/10/2018 · 1 min de lectura

THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH ABOUT THE MISSING JOURNALIST

“Jamal Khashoggi did indeed die in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul,” Abdullah Ahmad, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia told The Lint Screen . “But the circumstances around his unfortunate death are not what people suspect.” According to Ahma…

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PD Scullin 16/10/2018 · 1 min de lectura

Angry Democrat Mobs Terrorize Nation, Make Children Cry

It’s even worse than you feared! Sean Hannity, the North Star of Fox News Channel, recently warned viewers that mobs of angry Democrats are out of control and a threat to our nation. Sure enough, the Moses of hair parts was correct! All over America, a…

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