I'm an ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising/Atlanta, who now writes stuff to amuse, entertain, and provoke thought. The kind of guy dictators "disappear" first.

I'm also pretty good at guessing numbers between one and ten. I'm correct about 10% of the time.

Experience

  • Writing Fool

    at PD Scullin Literary Factory

    March 2018 - at Present

    Georgia

    I have left the ad game to be a full-time writing fool, wrangling words for amusement, enlightenment, titillation, and thought provocation.

  • Empathetic Adman

    at ASO Advertising

    January 1997 - at Present

    Georgia

    Clients: Georgia Aquarium, Coca-Cola (Seagram's soft drinks), Golf Pride Golf Grips, Mitsubishi Electric Cooling & Heating, Georgia Center for Nonprofits, Sea Palms Resort, Valor Hospitality and Anthony. Have created successful campaigns for UPS, AutoZone, DelHaize America (Food Lion, Hannaford, Kash n'​ Karry, Bloom, Bottom Dollar) Mellow Mushroom, Applebee's, Randstad Staffing, Chick-fil-A Bowl, Sealed Air Corporation and Danka Business Systems.

  • Writer Ascending Into Creative Director

    at Where I learned My Craft And Practiced My Voodoo

    September 1979 - January 1997

    California

    Worked all over America at The Richards Group, Leo Burnett, Hal Riney & Partners, Doner, Bozell & Jacobs and more and created many successful campaigns for American Airlines, Kellogg's, Arby's, Old Milwaukee Beer, McDonald's, Mirage Hotel & Casino, Anheuser-Busch, Alamo Rent-A-Car, and 12,809 other brands. Created work that greased the wheels of capitalism and kept this damn economy humming.

Services offered

  • Entertainer

    I write things that amuse or provoke thoughts.

Knowledge and keywords

Languages

  • English Native

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