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Bees Swarm. Bad News for My Kid, Not Great for LinkedIn Either

Bees Swarm. Bad News for My Kid, Not Great for LinkedIn Either

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VThat's my "little boy," Peter. At 6'2," 235 pounds, he's not so "little." He's still MY little boy. The picture is what he woke up to this morning. He's allergic to bee venom, so putting that bin next the swarm was either very brave or very stupid. 

I haven't decided which yet.

LinkedIn could learn a thing or two about this. (tweet this)

Let me explain.

Peter will be 28 on July 18th. He works at Pratt and Whitney and loves it. That job is what allowed him to buy his first house.

Peter invited the whole herd/family for a BBQ. It was to be his first family hosting thing. 

Pete never leaves things to chance. 

He organized. He prepared. He adjusted. He re-adjusted. He had everything covered. Everything was going as planned. Things were rolling along perfectly.

Sound familiar, LinkedIn?

Bees swarm. 

Bees don't care about your plans.

There's a nearby bee farm ("Apiary" for you vocabulary sticklers. I looked it up.) A queen got loose. She thought Pete's brand-new fence would make a great brand-new hive.

Peter disagreed.

At this point, many of us would have called an exterminator. There's one thing I love about the next generation.  They don't give in to knee-jerk reactions. 

Bitch and moan all you want about "bubble-headed Millennials." They aren't half as stupid as they want us to believe.

I often find them inspirational. This is one of those times.

Peter did not call an exterminator. He called the beekeeper. A phone call and MMS message later, they figured out a queen escaped the apiary. The beekeeper promised to come get her that very evening. It must be done after dusk when the bees have all returned to the swarm.

Sometimes, my "little guy" makes me so proud. Especially considering the importance of honeybees to our ecosystem.

Then I got to thinking about LinkedIn vs. Bees

It's no surprise that LinkedIn has been messing with our reach. We think we have access to 400 million + potential readers. No, we have access to about 5% of our connections. Worse, it's always the same connections. 

Anything that doesn't grow dies. (tweet_this)

LinkedIn views are dropping faster than a pulled-pork sandwich on Ramadan. (tweet this, if you dare)

LinkedIn engagement is negligible. 

I started writing on LinkedIn (June 7, 2015) to show proof of skill-set. Ghostwriters can't point to published works. Technically, we don't have any.

LinkedIn gave me a platform to change that. It worked. It worked very well. (tweet this)

I often wonder what would have happened if I started today. Chances are I would abandon the idea after 5 or 6 posts. I sure as hell would not have stuck around to write 89 of them!

This post will be my last on LinkedIn.

I'm not angry with LinkedIn. It just slipped from being my primary platform to an also-ran. It's no longer a force. It's just not very relevant to me anymore. 

Besides, now I have a better choice. I'm still writing often. Now, I write on beBee. They don't limit my reach. They actually help it, and not just because I'm a VIP bee. 

The Hive system provides distribution to everybody. Giggle about the corny bee references if you like. We don't mind. Bees are very social. The important thing is that you keep the organic reach you build.

Test after test proved it. Writer after writer proved it. beBee is better (tweet this)

If you write on LinkedIn, write on beBee. Just copy/paste your posts. I only did that for about three weeks. Then, my beBee following was strong enough to eclipse LinkedIn's engagement.

Start now. It doesn't take much more work. You'll be laughing by next month.

Parting Lessons for LinkedIn

Take a hint from my son's dilemma. Take another from his solution.

Bees swarm. A single queen brings hundreds of thousands of followers.

Pulse has some 600,000 articles published every month. All but a relative handful are from Average-Joes. Those are the ones your Vaunted Algorithm hurt most. 

Without them, you are just a CV storage site and not a very good one at that.

You went to great lengths to tell everyone when you hit the 1,000,000 publishers mark. I assume that number is for anyone who has ever published anything on Pulse. Active writers publish at least once a week. That means there are no more than 150,000 publishers on LinkedIn, if that. 

They provide the reason people visit you more often.

They're the ones you're mistreating.

I understand that you think you can replace them with the news giants. Here's a scoop for you. We already follow the giants on their sites. Why do we need to come to yours to read them?

We writers were in an abusive relationship. We stuck around because we had little choice. We took your beatings. We took your bitch-slaps. We had little choice. 

We bitched. We complained to deaf ears. We still stuck around. We had little choice.

Now, we do. 

Bees swarm.

Already, many active LinkedIn writers have made the switch to beBee. Their readers are following. 

Bees swarm.

Not a day goes by that I don't see a post about someone nuking their LinkedIn account. That often triggers more account nukings. 

Bees swarm.

Many blame LinkedIn senior management. I do not. I was a senior manager. I know we can only act on the information we have. We get that information from middle-managers. They're the ones I blame. They paint a rosy picture for you. 

It's easier and safer than admitting the truth. 

Bees swarm.

I will not be nuking my LinkedIn account. I find it of some limited value. I pop over two or three times a week to check on connections who have not yet made the jump.

The middle managers will point to those visits and say, "See, here is an Active User! He's here twelve freaking times a month!!!" 

Big whup.

Then they will pat themselves on the back. They will high-five in the halls. They will dance happy-dances.

They think they pulled the wool over your eyes. Maybe they're right. Or, maybe, they are just delusional. Either way, it isn't good for you.

Bees swarm.

LinkedIn, beBee does not need to take your "433 million" users. You know why 433 million is in quotation marks. So does everyone else. 

LinkedIn has the lowest daily-use rate of any major platform. (tweet this) I would be surprised if LinkedIn had much more than 10-20 million daily users. They only have about 30 million monthly ones.

That's still significant. But, Bees swarm. Act while you still can, LinkedIn.

Then again, it's no longer your problem. It's Microsoft's.

So, Satya, wake up and smell the honey. You have 26.3 billion reasons to stop the migration before it becomes an exodus.

It may already be too late. 

It probably is.

Bees Swarm.


About the Author

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writing-savvy technologist Maybe I'm both. As
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Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #39

#53
There you go nice new pretty Tweet links

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #38

Thanks for bringing this one back, Wayne. It was posted before the Web-App-With-No-Name was even a twinkle in our eyes. Those Click-t0-Tweets are horrible. Editing now.

Wayne Yoshida

7 years ago #37

Re: Kevin Pashuk Challenge. . . . Paul, I read this one a while ago, but failed to comment or boink the like button. But this is an early message that I considered when comparing over here to over there . . . .

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #36

#50
LOL, I think I'll make you and Jim Murray my next project. If I can convince you two that Twitter is the best article promotion platform there is, I can convince anyone.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #35

#46
beBee won hands down. It wasn't even close.

Mohammed Abdul Jawad

7 years ago #34

#43
Paul \ Yes...who scores best? Let the world take a note of it.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #33

#44
LOL At least you didn't say, "Swarm this!" Don

don kerr

7 years ago #32

#43
I'm sure you've got a point in here somewhere Paul \? Oh wait. I think I figured it out!

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #31

This was my last post on LinkedIn. I posted in both places. In case anyone is interested, here's the box score. LinkedIn: 248 Views, 39 Likes, 14 Comments, 7 shares. It has been tweeted from here 11 times. (More than half the comments came from Bees) beBee: 3000+ Views, 37 Likes, 41 Comments, 19 shares. Bees have tweeted it 94 times.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #30

#36
Thanks, Scott Stevenson

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #29

#39
#38 It was not my intention to bash LinkedIn. Since I started there late last May, I have derived great benefit from it. I still intend to use it to promote posts. It just isn't the main hub for my activities anymore.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #28

#38
#37 The beekeeper came and went, queen in tow. The large majority of the swarm followed. There were a few stragglers (about 15) that got home late and found the swarm had moved and left no forwarding address.

Pascal Derrien

7 years ago #27

a balanced article Paul \ :-) there has been way too many binary articles on LI and I am frankly very tired of them but this one is good, I understand competition but this constant obsession in LI bashing is sterile and does not help beBee either, some MS comments I read are at best are ill informed or naïve, beBee deserves better than that too... if we really like beBee it is time to pass another gear and focus on writing......

Ken Boddie

7 years ago #26

Enjoyable post thanks, Paul \, and some interesting stats from the Ghost Guru. Glad my affinity for bees overcame my discriminatory hesitancy to read another LI bashing buzz, justifiable though it is. Just busting, however, to ask how the Queen Bee transfer actually went. Any casualties?

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #25

#33
(Blushing) Thanks, Don Kerr. That's what makes beBee so special. Here we see the whole person. We see likes, dislikes, hobbies, family, interests, hopes, dreams, pitfalls, and even pratfalls. We get a spherical view of the Human behind the profile.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #24

#33
(Blushing) Thanks, Don Kerr

don kerr

7 years ago #23

Nicely woven story of your real life and your professional perspective. Another reason this platform will grow. Dang, yer comin' along right nice Paul \

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #22

#28
Thanks, Pam. I'm not so sure about MS screwing up. They bought LinkedIn for what they could bring to it, not what it could bring to them. Published Linkies are only about 0.26%. The margin for error in calculating active users is larger than the publishing community. I don't think MS is worried about we think. (sorry, that should be "they" I don't count myself among them anymore) Remembering the bee analogy, that may prove short-sighted. One queen bee created Peter's 250,000 bee swarm (beekeeper's estimate) The swarm eventually covered nearly all the fence panel.

Jim Murray

7 years ago #21

Good Buzz, Pablo.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #20

#26
Thank you .

Mohammed Abdul Jawad

7 years ago #19

Aha...here's the beBee Shakespeare with his dialect, lingo and style. Paul knows well where to dig story, sprinkle bitter humor with twisted saccharine and give a sarcastic punch here and there and finally lace laughter in brevity with a great synopsis. A great inspiration for beBee bees. Keep up the good spirit Paul and keep strengthening beBee.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #18

#24
Thanks, Chas Wyatt. He's a good kid.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #17

#18
Wow, thanks Gerald Hecht. Now I'm off to buy a new hat for my swollen head. ;)

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #16

#19
Thank you, Juan Imaz that beBee is already superior to LinkedIn in everything except numbers. That will come soon enough. Bees Swarm!
#19
Juan Imaz I disagree :) beBee is already different and has a clear market fit ( an affinity based network). What Juan means , is that beBee will have new great features soon ( of course tools that LI don't have ) :)

Dean Owen

7 years ago #14

Now I understand why you aim for Grade 3 level Paul-sensei, so the LinkedIn audience can understand. Great buzz as usual.

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #13

Dont you hate it Paul \ when your kids turn out smarter than us? I guess you did something right.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #12

#15
Thanks, Javi!
By the way , again ! I love this story ! :)
#11
Paul \ don't worry please leave it and let us solve it tomorrow !
Alberto Anaya Arcas revisemos ésto. Paul ha metido código inteligente para hacer tweets y no funciona.

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #8

#9
I did. It seems to be intermittent. They worked a minute ago, now they don't again. I replaced all the links on the post.
#6
Vivian Chapman
#5
Paul \ so we can solve this issue

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #5

#7
Well, thanks, Franci Eugenia Hoffman, but he has his mother's brains. I still have mine. (heheheh)

Paul "Pablo" Croubalian

7 years ago #4

#2
Also, the URL storage method has been changed and all "click to tweets" or anything else that uses URL-embedded variables no longer work. Quotation marks and ampersands are being escaped. They shouldn't be. That's how variables are passed with a URL. The links are crashing. I removed all the ones from this post and let Fede know. I put one back in to show what is happening.

David B. Grinberg

7 years ago #3

Paul \'s great recommendation that we should only post on Pulse to draw readers to beBee by just posting the headline, a paragraph or two and then linking to the blog post on Producer if folks want to continue reading. Lastly, I wish your son good luck. You don't want to mess with a queen bee!
Alberto Anaya Arcas al compartir este artículo en Facebook , recibido un error 404
LOL I enjoyed so much ! Federico \u00c1lvarez San Mart\u00edn is your beekeeper ! Hahahaha... brilliant and creative buzz... thanks again. Thanks for your support. Thanks for being like that ! And what happened to your son...is another BIG LiGHT signal !!!!

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